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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6075 on: March 13, 2024, 08:47:14 AM »
He posted this on his FB page - still trash all over the floor.   What is going on with that fat head and double chin?

Same pic as last 3 years

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6076 on: March 13, 2024, 09:23:03 AM »
He posted this on his FB page - still trash all over the floor.   What is going on with that fat head and double chin?

even his traps are lopsided now lol

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6077 on: March 13, 2024, 10:09:29 AM »
He posted this on his FB page - still trash all over the floor.   What is going on with that fat head and double chin?

Hanky’s head seems to grow and shrink depending on the day.


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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6078 on: March 13, 2024, 10:18:21 AM »
I think there's a later version too

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6079 on: March 13, 2024, 10:23:30 AM »
notice how it is all cash. So this dead beat can skip on his child support payments and continue to feed his kids subway sandwhiches

That is the rent money from the guy who rents a room in his parent’s house.

Remember he “manages rental properties” as his job.

A brokeass welfare cheat who can’t keep a job because he is a low IQ retard (with 12-inch thighs and a 26-inch inseam).

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6080 on: March 13, 2024, 10:27:53 AM »
Matt, you can always shoot that cash my way. It could go towards a down-payment for my wooden legs.

If Matt donates he should get naming rights. Maybe have it engraved as the "Kicker from Thunder Bay."

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6081 on: March 13, 2024, 11:06:56 AM »
I think there's a later version too

G 14 was hysterical!!!   

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6082 on: March 13, 2024, 11:07:45 AM »
I think there's a later version too

F 7 was another mugshot of his from an arrest if I remember correctly. 

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6083 on: March 13, 2024, 03:04:17 PM »
Hanky’s head seems to grow and shrink depending on the day.

Depends when he hits the auto enhance button

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6084 on: March 13, 2024, 03:04:48 PM »
He posted this on his FB page - still trash all over the floor.   What is going on with that fat head and double chin?


2 observations real quick:

1)  He's expecting GetBig to spy on him here - he's posting for us - look at the way the clothes have been folded for the first time

2)  See the Epsom/Magnesium Salts on the side of the bath tub?  His ragged blood orange must have needed some soothing
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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6085 on: March 13, 2024, 06:31:31 PM »






I LOVE that he wrote all that shit out on a bunch of post it notes instead of just 1 sheet of paper.  Makes him seem like he's on the verge of his inevitable naked killing spree.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6086 on: March 13, 2024, 06:41:18 PM »
I LOVE that he wrote all that shit out on a bunch of post it notes instead of just 1 sheet of paper.  Makes him seem like he's on the verge of his inevitable naked killing spree.

Hahahahaha.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6087 on: March 13, 2024, 06:46:24 PM »
I LOVE that he wrote all that shit out on a bunch of post it notes instead of just 1 sheet of paper.  Makes him seem like he's on the verge of his inevitable naked killing spree.

The "Mattifesto" will be awesome to read.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6088 on: March 13, 2024, 07:07:11 PM »
I LOVE that he wrote all that shit out on a bunch of post it notes instead of just 1 sheet of paper.  Makes him seem like he's on the verge of his inevitable naked killing spree.

Matt is by far the Getbigger who is most likely to shoot up a school or police station at any given moment.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6089 on: March 13, 2024, 08:01:59 PM »
Hey Matt if none of the mods are willing to hold these funds in "escrow" for 10%, I have an excellent proposition:  You pay me 13,000 USD and I'll hold the 2,000 USD for you as long as you need.  For 20,000 USD I'm also willing to watch your masturbation video to confirm your rope shooting abilities.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6090 on: March 13, 2024, 08:05:55 PM »
The "Mattifesto" will be awesome to read.

I predict some of the subjects covered will be The Jews, Neggir Crime Rates, Heater Efficiencies, at least 14 pages on JPJ's sprint claim, and The Canning Cumshot.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6091 on: March 13, 2024, 09:11:52 PM »




That penmanship is terrible, but still better than Hanky. DJ let's see your handwriting.

Lol@ the £20 for Henda and doing this at 5.57am after having been up all night

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6092 on: March 13, 2024, 09:38:19 PM »
Imagine trying to flex with $5k cash. ;D

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6093 on: March 14, 2024, 12:58:56 AM »
That penmanship is terrible, but still better than Hanky. DJ let's see your handwriting.

Lol@ the £20 for Henda and doing this at 5.57am after having been up all night

Haha never noticed that can it be £24 though matt the cost of my favourite takeaway meal from the chinkies

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6094 on: March 14, 2024, 01:23:06 AM »
That penmanship is terrible, but still better than Hanky. DJ let's see your handwriting.

Lol@ the £20 for Henda and doing this at 5.57am after having been up all night

Yeah...lol. I cam think of worse examples though!

I just wamt to establish that I do have this money - by doing the photo-op with it, it just shows the funds are available.

Unfortunately, I can't [or would rather not] keep this amount of cash on me for much longer...so I'd like Jane to take me up on this and "run my fastest time backwards." LOL!!!! 😆 🤣 😂

Right...

Notice that's an easy $2,000 USD that Jane is NOT taking.

I also found $20 USD in my closet, lol. That's for B. Hank.

The £20 is for Henda, as you stated.  :)

And WHEN ARE WE GETTING THE KING ON OUR MONEY?  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6095 on: March 14, 2024, 01:26:38 AM »
Yeah...lol. I cam think of worse examples though!

I just wamt to establish that I do have this money - by doing the photo-op with it, it just shows the funds are available.

Unfortunately, I can't [or would rather not] keep this amount of cash on me for much longer...so I'd like Jane to take me up on this and "run my fastest time backwards." LOL!!!! 😆 🤣 😂

Right...

Notice that's an easy $2,000 USD that Jane is NOT taking.

I also found $20 USD in my closet, lol. That's for B. Hank.

The £20 is for Henda, as you stated.  :)

And WHEN ARE WE GETTING THE KING ON OUR MONEY?  ;D ;D ;D
another post to someone you dont believe exists?

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6096 on: March 14, 2024, 02:34:56 AM »
I just wamt to establish that I do have this money - by doing the photo-op with it, it just shows the funds are available.














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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6097 on: March 14, 2024, 01:11:34 PM »
Imagine trying to flex with $5k cash. ;D

It’s $2,000 of someone else’s money. He’s just attention whoring and trying to change the conditions of his “challenge” every time he posts. He has no intention of honoring any type of wager.

So, imagine being retarded enough, and so detached from the real world, that he thinks $2,000 is a strong flex on me. 🤣

Poor little weakling, he is even less of a man when he comes off the steroids.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6098 on: March 14, 2024, 01:20:11 PM »
It’s $2,000 of someone else’s money. He’s just attention whoring and trying to change the conditions of his “challenge” every time he posts. He has no intention of honoring any type of wager.

So, imagine being retarded enough, and so detached from the real world, that he thinks $2,000 is a strong flex on me. 🤣

Poor little weakling, he is even less of a man when he comes off the steroids.

Yeah...someone left me with $2,700 CAD of their own money for 10 days now, you fucking broke loser.

Here, Jane - tell me something to write down, and I'll write it on a note WITH THE MONEY RIGHT NOW.

Do it - RIGHT NOW.

And I'll upload the picture within five minutes.

You broke piece of shit.

Anyway, why are you evading my challenge? Because you are a lying sack of shit. LOL @ a 4.33s 40-yard dash claim in 1992, when the female record was over 4.5s at the time.  🤣

So you were 4-5% faster than the world record at age 18? 😆 🤣

Oh man...you fucking retard.

I'll wait for that note request from you, Jane.  :)

Just give me five minutes, like I said. Getbig's forum software won't let me upload the original photo due to the file size being too large, so I'll need a minute or two to screenshot the photo and upload it.

Let me know, Jane. Broke liar. 😆 🤣 😂

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #6099 on: March 14, 2024, 01:23:59 PM »
Yeah...someone left me with $2,700 CAD of their own money for 10 days now, you fucking broke loser.

Here, Jane - tell me something to write down, and I'll write it on a note WITH THE MONEY RIGHT NOW.

Do it - RIGHT NOW.

And I'll upload the picture within five minutes.

You broke piece of shit.

Anyway, why are you evading my challenge? Because you are a lying sack of shit. LOL @ a 4.33s 40-yard dash claim in 1992, when the female record was over 4.5s at the time.  🤣

So you were 5% faster than the world record at age 18? 😆 🤣

Oh man...you fucking retard.

I'll wait for that note request from you, Jane.  :)

Just give me five minutes, like I said. Getbig's forum software won't let me upload the original photo due to the file size being too large, so I'll need a minute or two to screenshot the photo and upload it.

Let me know, Jane. Broke liar. 😆 🤣 😂

Broke.
Small.
Weak.
Retarded.