Pencil Neck

[Never1AShow]

And with that we hit 80!

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows

[Sandrock]

so did patrick spalding

too easy this

OK this was a really good one.  Credit where it's due.

[Never1AShow]

Nope, it was purely a cosmetic procedure, you didnt have to go in at all.

Have you forgotten already?

Hey, he's qualified for Nationals now even though he quit!  The issue was so serious that he could have the scarecrow drive him back 6 hours seeing Cartoon dogs rather than go to the hospital, so serious he went into an urgent care, not a hospital. Here's what he said was the reason he quit at the time, nothing about some huge illness:

They took pics during prejudging those pics will be available soon enough and again I have never edited or photoshopped a pic in my life you guys just keep making up lies

I left because letting my girl make it to work and drive as a decent hour and get myself to work was more important than waiting around all night. Really tired of you guys lying on me. Because I didn’t stay all night you guys get to make up 1000 lies it’s bullshit

I don’t owe getbig any kind of explanation. I was in condition just like I said I would be. I did not realize there were going to be 200 competitors and the prelims would be mid afternoon. I was sick and I had to work the next day and my girl had to drive so we went home. Staying until 10pm was not an option.  I wanted to see how I compared to the other people in my class and I did that I believed I compared well. I am now qualified for nationals that was the goal. Obviously next year I will take a day off work and stay another night that was not an option this year.  The promoter said at the beginning it is your build is what matters not your placement. I am 3 days post and still in shape this was last night before bed. But yeah I have a real medical issue that is causing me some real problems right now and I was not going to endure it another night I saw everything I needed to see at the prelims.

As I said I do conservatively believe I would have taken 2nd and yes I may have actually won but I could not wait around another 8 hours to find out. I thought the NPC day would be 9-11 prelims and my prelims didn’t even start with til after lunch we already checked out of our hotel. You guys say I left because I got my ass kicked and that simply isn’t true.

I had to work at 7am Monday morning I thought they would have 30 people on Sunday competing and I would drive home at 7pm but they had 200 and I wasn’t going to be able to drive so we left. I told you guys to wait for the high def pics but you couldn’t and just kept insisting I must have been destroyed which wasn’t true

I did not declare myself the winner as I left but I sure as hell would not have been last but yeah the show was running 6 hours behind when we left

[BEEFCAKE]

josh i fully accept your challenge, i will see you at YVR at 1:30pm thursday february 8 , my actions toward you will be determined by the colour of lip stick you are wearing

[Never1AShow]

After posting a couple of times waiting at the prejudging, this was the first post Hanky made after the show he bailed on, he didn't get sick, he made himself sick with diuretics and still looked awful

I was there I competed there were only 3 guys in my class. The scheduling was a shit show as it was 2pm by the time they did the prejudging for my class. I am working today and I was incoherent after the prejudging I needed to recover so I did not stay an extra 6 hours for the finals. I was in no condition to drive and Emily can not drive at 2am due to astigmatism. As such we left after my prejudging. I was actually really sick cutting weight was a huge mistake and I cut too much and took it too far. My brain was not working i had been up all night practicing posing and getting drier and then they extended my prejudging by several hours. I had not planned to go that long without food or water but I had gone so long I didn’t want to switch plans and binge right before they called me. I made the same mistake listening to people telling me I needed to drop 20lbs I look better before I start trying to do that. But I said I would compete and I did. But yeah I got really sick so I left after prejudging being alert and at work today was more important. When they come out with the pics I will share them. But I feel like I emaciated myself again which was a mistake I look better at 220lbs than 200lbs. The competition level was good and I saw what I needed to see and learned a few things. But but 3pm I didn’t care about anything except water. I will say they combined the B and C class so I was competing against one guy that was 59 and another guy that was 64. I do feel I was competitive with Bo to of them but in all likelihood would have taken 2nd if I stayed through the finals and it wasn’t worth staying all night to battle for 2nd. Condition was absolutely not an issue muscle belly fullnes is my issue I need to remember that if I compete again I was in better condition than a lot of people  but I was flat I didn’t have that round muscle belly look and I am never going to have it at 200lbs I just start to get it around 220lbs. Anyway I did get on stage I didn’t back out but yeah I left once I felt I wasn’t going to win and had a 7 hours drive home. I also was not well like I was falling asleep dropping stuff and babbling it wasn’t good thank god for my fiancé taking care of me as I could not drive and was barely functional. She got me fluids she got me home she took care of me.

[The Scott]

Good lawd!  Is there no shame in this fell being?

bhanky is an insufferable, immature, FeceBook attention whore turdling.   Just barely above the Cuckold Libtardians here on the SS (the Sentience Scale).  Disgusting creatures the lot of  'em.

What a gross individual.

[ThisisOverload]

Credit to hanky for that trip/slam he did.

While not a technical move, he did it well and laid on the guy for a few minutes.

That said, i hope he dies in a fire.

And hanky, which GH product are you using from TP?

The yellow tinted blacks?

Still "front loading" GH?

[Coach is Back!]

Tyson last week or so with Rafael ….

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C10sr9yrtRr/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I posted it on page 30, Hanks. You nor probably anyone else on this board would take even his sparring hits let alone get close enough to touch him.

[The Scott]

Credit to hanky for that trip/slam he did.

While not a technical move, he did it well and laid on the guy for a few minutes.

That said, i hope he dies in a fire.

And hanky, which GH product are you using from TP?

The yellow tinted blacks?

Still "front loading" GH?

Doubtless he is more into "rear loading".  Fell creature that he is.

[JustPlaneJane]

This lowlife loser pretending he is some type of Getbig spokesperson.

Shouldn’t you be borrowing money from gullible Getbig members, you bullshitter ?

Yeah, you’re going to Vegas….what a crock of crap. Your boyfriend is a tiny little loser of a manlet. You white knighting for him is so cute.

[hench]

Tyson is still an absolute beast, solid, a lumbering hanky eventually took down a slow out of shape Clegg 15 years ago and was rocked by him beforehand. He's now a brittle mess full of ailments, you're right, hanky would be on the floor flat out like an ironing board before he knew what hit him.

I posted it on page 30, Hanks. You nor probably anyone else on this board would take even his sparring hits let alone get close enough to touch him.

[dj181]

dear josh, you are right about the nameless faceless cowards YEP

and get this your insults don't bother me, i do not give one fucking iodta what you say chief

i eat 4000 cals a day just had 2 double sausage egg muffins chesse omelette and chocolate mcflurry

is tommy anorexic, and is he more muscled than i? and would you call him anorexic to his face?

i will compete in MP this summer DONE DEAL and these are the guys i'll be onstage with, so do they outmuscle me? what about shape and lines and asethtics, they DESTROY ME, yes?

Oh! And get down to a legit 5-6% body fat like I am and I guaren-fucking-tee you will weigh all of a buck 30

[Bevo]

I would pay money to fight an ex ufc champion my age are you kidding? It would be an absolute honor to fight any of the guys coach mentioned. I do believe today in 2024 I would do ok

Hit up BJ then , also GSP, and Machida, all retired and in their 40’s

All of them will still beat the shit out of you, and you won’t do “okay” with them

[joswift]

Yeah no I did not have a cosmetic procedure it was excruciating painful I was passing blood for a month prior to the show and developed a real problem

Ah. , yes it was the piles op due to all the trauma around the ass area

Years of anal abuse , shitter slacker than a wizards sleeve

[38 returns]

Hankins is the boards john Fury

all mouth piss and wind and runs a mile when its put on him

[bhank]

I posted it on page 30, Hanks. You nor probably anyone else on this board would take even his sparring hits let alone get close enough to touch him.

Do you see how close he has to get to hit someone? He isn’t throwing jabs from a distance he is coming all the way in committed and trying to throw combos on top of someone. He is going to be tied up the second he comes in I don’t have to take any shots. I absolutely think I would take a 58 year old Tyson out and I don’t think it would be that difficult.

[bhank]

Hit up BJ then , also GSP, and Machida, all retired and in their 40’s

All of them will still beat the shit out of you, and you won’t do “okay” with them

None of those guys are going to be willing to fight someone unknown at heavyweight. I absolutely would have the size and strength advantage against all of them. I do believe I could put wrestle them and before you start talking about GSP great wrestling the dude is 170lbs soaking wet these days practicing cuts to 155. BJ is a damn drink these days and machida hasn’t been elusive for years at least Machida is my size I am going to have a 30lbs-50lb weight advantage against gsp and bj

[Flexacon]

Do you see how close he has to get to hit someone? He isn’t throwing jabs from a distance he is coming all the way in committed and trying to throw combos on top of someone. He is going to be tied up the second he comes in I don’t have to take any shots. I absolutely think I would take a 58 year old Tyson out and I don’t think it would be that difficult.

Agreed. With your take down technique my money would still be on you even with a prime Tyson.

None of those guys are going to be willing to fight someone unknown at heavyweight. I absolutely would have the size and strength advantage against all of them. I do believe I could put wrestle them and before you start talking about GSP great wrestling the dude is 170lbs soaking wet these days practicing cuts to 155. BJ is a damn drink these days and machida hasn’t been elusive for years at least Machida is my size I am going to have a 30lbs-50lb weight advantage against gsp and bj

Absolutely. There is no way any of them are beating you in a strict curl or arm wrestle

[tatoo]

Do you see how close he has to get to hit someone? He isn’t throwing jabs from a distance he is coming all the way in committed and trying to throw combos on top of someone. He is going to be tied up the second he comes in I don’t have to take any shots. I absolutely think I would take a 58 year old Tyson out and I don’t think it would be that difficult.

come on now bro..lmao

[bhank]

come on now bro..lmao

I am going to have a 30-50lb advantage on bjj and gsp are you kidding me? Those guys are 170lbs walking around I am 220 so the math. Gsp is not 190lbs these days

I don’t care who you are if you weigh in at 170lbs and try to grapple with me you are going to have issues

[dj181]

None of those guys are going to be willing to fight someone unknown at heavyweight. I absolutely would have the size and strength advantage against all of them. I do believe I could put wrestle them and before you start talking about GSP great wrestling the dude is 170lbs soaking wet these days practicing cuts to 155. BJ is a damn drink these days and machida hasn’t been elusive for years at least Machida is my size I am going to have a 30lbs-50lb weight advantage against gsp and bj

You and your old age horseshit

Age is just a fucking number

Check this vid he is clearly in his fucking 70s and he fucking floored 3 shitstains

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3735969/Astonishing-CCTV-footage-shows-elderly-man-taking-knife-wielding-gang-knocking-floor.html#v-6585415391488554210

[bhank]

You and your old age horseshit

Age is just a fucking number

Check this vid he is clearly in his fucking 70s and he fucking floored 3 shitstains

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3735969/Astonishing-CCTV-footage-shows-elderly-man-taking-knife-wielding-gang-knocking-floor.html#v-6585415391488554210

It’s not just age if you  are 170lbs you can’t grapple with me I will ragdoll someone who is 170lb they are also not throwing one shot KO power. They will get take down and they won’t get up

Unless they are Jordan Burroughs and those guys are not Jordan Burroughs

[tatoo]

I am going to have a 30-50lb advantage on bjj and gsp are you kidding me? Those guys are 170lbs walking around I am 220 so the math. Gsp is not 190lbs these days

was talking about tyson... why not just take a local fight and fight SOMEBODY? anything will beat these wet dream, made up, woulda coulda bullshit fantasies..

[bhank]

was talking about tyson... why not just take a local fight and fight SOMEBODY? anything will beat these wet dream, made up, woulda coulda bullshit fantasies..

Tyson at 58 years old is no longer Tyson

[bhank]

was talking about tyson... why not just take a local fight and fight SOMEBODY? anything will beat these wet dream, made up, woulda coulda bullshit fantasies..

Give me someone I have a reason to fight why not why not some getbig champion? Which one of you bitches is going to step up none of you so stfu