Hankins Discussion - Lies?

[Rambone]

[JustPlaneJane]

exactly hes not thought this through! His arrogance will be his downfall as it was in cage fighting. He's not going to be doing 1800-2000 billable hours each year hes lazy.

Ave earnings in North Carolina is 90k which is 70k UK. At 51? Considering he will be expected to do the hours to go with it is not a hill of beans. Plus he will be up against hungrier, better, more personable people who aren't juiced to the gills and vaping all day. its all bs to avoid the meeting on 7th September. still mazed he is doing his exams on a Sunday!

Six years from now Hanky heads into his first day of work as a junior law assistant. His wife is long gone, his house is long gone, and his son has become an 11 year old juvenile delinquent. Hanky has on his $65 Kohls corduroy size 40 suit jacket, with his Target Captain America t-shirt underneath.

He struts into the office on his 20-inch thighs, stressing his 24-inch inseam with each stride. The office manager sits him down in his kiddie cubicle in the office bullpen and slowly walks away giggling.

Hanky’s two bosses arrive…a 24 year old green haired feminist lesbian and a 26 year old gay man who has a hatred for toxic masculinity, or any type of masculinity at all.

Hanky won’t last a day…..the last thing he will be remembered for is the faint echo of “can’t be faded” ringing out down the exit hallway.

[38 returns]

Six years from now Hanky heads into his first day of work as a junior law assistant. His wife is long gone, his house is long gone, and his son has become an 11 year old juvenile delinquent. Hanky has on his $65 Kohls corduroy size 40 suit jacket, with his Target Captain America t-shirt underneath.

He struts into the office on his 20-inch thighs, stressing his 24-inch inseam with each stride. The office manager sits him down in his kiddie cubicle in the office bullpen and slowly walks away giggling.

Hanky’s two bosses arrive…a 24 year old green haired feminist lesbian and a 26 year old gay man who has a hatred for toxic masculinity, or any type of masculinity at all.

Hanky won’t last a day…..the last thing he will be remembered for is the faint echo of “can’t be faded” ringing out down the exit hallway.

Genius! And alarmingly prescient!

[WrongAdvices]

A bad lawyer still makes a good living

what was he making in his top secret accounts payable job where he worked from home (and posted all day)?  I know somewhere on here he previously claimed to be making decent money with that.  Another poster said starting law salaries on avg in NC are $70-90K, which can't be so much more that it'd be worth the stress and aggravation of law stuff.

[bhank]

I was a programmer before going medical....You are an idiot if you made a 200mb excel file.  VBA code probably fucked with your buzzed brain.  Now, had you said you used python...maybe I could give you some credit.  Boasting about 7 nested IF-THEN statements shows you know fuck all about coding.  Hell VLOOKUP or any of 6 or 7 alternatives would be better.

We had multiple vlookups and pivots adn macros I dont know how else to explain I was an expert at excel

[Sandrock]

You know you are kind of proving my point. So many people never do shit because they act like it is so complicated. It's not think of something no one thinks you can do and go fucking do it already

Since you're on a Nike "JUST DO IT" gimmick at the moment, how about you get up and conventional deadlift 500 pounds from the floor like you claimed you could 6 months ago?  C'mon Hanky Spanky, "GO FUCKING DO IT ALREADY".

[BB]

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[bhank]

Since you're on a Nike "JUST DO IT" gimmick at the moment, how about you get up and conventional deadlift 500 pounds from the floor like you claimed you could 6 months ago?  C'mon Hanky Spanky, "GO FUCKING DO IT ALREADY".

I would do it tomorrow except I actually tweaked something in my left armpit tricep pulling the 425 and have been milking that injury since.

I just started the BPC 157 and TB500 at 50mcg today to try and get it healed up for the show but it has been slowing me down

But yeah I am doin more squats and deadlifts than anything else these days as have them set up outside

[Sandrock]

I would do it tomorrow except I actually tweaked something in my left armpit tricep pulling the 425 and have been milking that injury since.

I just started the BPC 157 and TB500 at 50mcg today to try and get it healed up for the show but it has been slowing me down

You did that high handles on a trap bar.  That's equivalent to a freakin rack dead.  Doesn't count for shit.  Do a conventional deadlift from the ground with 500 pounds like you said you could.

Funny thing about trap bars, I also once injured myself left side teres major/teres minor using a trap bar and feel olympic bars are safer for the shoulders for deadlifting. 

Anyways, NEVER1ASHOW: ADD IT TO THE LIST BABY

[Krankenstein]

We had multiple vlookups and pivots adn macros I dont know how else to explain I was an expert at excel

We?  Shouldn't you have said "I"??

Congrats on macros....neophyte...fuc king java script would have been better.  I taught myself VBA, C+, Assembly, and Python.  Quite with your back patting

You're an expert at bloatation programming, thats about all.

[Raymondo]

what was he making in his top secret accounts payable job where he worked from home (and posted all day)?  I know somewhere on here he previously claimed to be making decent money with that.  Another poster said starting law salaries on avg in NC are $70-90K, which can't be so much more that it'd be worth the stress and aggravation of law stuff.

It was under $40k. Still anyone who gets up in the morning and goes to work, especially if they are doing it for low-ish wages, in order to put food on the table gets at least some respect from me.

[bhank]

It was under $40k. Still anyone who gets up in the morning and goes to work, especially if they are doing it for low-ish wages, in order to put food on the table gets at least some respect from me.

Closer to 40hr I wasn't just a clerk I was an analyst but ok it wasnt a hedge fund management job but it was a decent job

[bhank]

You guys can do whatever you want with your lives. I am going to try and get into law school and see what happens.

In finance and act I have seen entire offices where everyone is under 30. What happened to the older people? I have seen them offshore entire depts. I have seen people pushed out long before retirement age. They want one manager and 20 younguns to do all the work cheap. Then they push them all out before they get the real money. I have had interviewers openly question my age.

That doesn't happen in the legal profession. Everyone is old and works until death. There is always work everywhere there is always a shitty case no one else wants you can always find work. They get to dress up fancy act important and argue. It will be fun. But so will Law School not worried about law practice yet want to enjoy the journey.

Getting dressed up and heading to law school downtown for classes and studying in the library and going to lunch with other law students and working out in the gym eating in the food court sounds like fun. I even already know a bunch of lawyers I can argue with.  Beats hanging out in a Hungarian sex club or arguing with English twats and posers about TRT dosages. But you guys do your things.

I will say if I get into Law School I get in I will become a walking billboard of bookstore Merch

[Never1AShow]

You did that high handles on a trap bar.  That's equivalent to a freakin rack dead.  Doesn't count for shit.  Do a conventional deadlift from the ground with 500 pounds like you said you could.

Funny thing about trap bars, I also once injured myself left side teres major/teres minor using a trap bar and feel olympic bars are safer for the shoulders for deadlifting. 

Anyways, NEVER1ASHOW: ADD IT TO THE LIST BABY

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)

[GymnJuice]

You guys can do whatever you want with your lives. I am going to try and get into law school and see what happens.

In finance and act I have seen entire offices where everyone is under 30. What happened to the older people? I have seen them offshore entire depts. I have seen people pushed out long before retirement age. They want one manager and 20 younguns to do all the work cheap. Then they push them all out before they get the real money. I have had interviewers openly question my age.

That doesn't happen in the legal profession. Everyone is old and works until death. There is always work everywhere there is always a shitty case no one else wants you can always find work. They get to dress up fancy act important and argue. It will be fun. But so will Law School not worried about law practice yet want to enjoy the journey.

Getting dressed up and heading to law school downtown for classes and studying in the library and going to lunch with other law students and working out in the gym eating in the food court sounds like fun. I even already know a bunch of lawyers I can argue with.  Beats hanging out in a Hungarian sex club or arguing with English twats and posers about TRT dosages. But you guys do your things.

I will say if I get into Law School I get in I will become a walking billboard of bookstore Merch

I'm not a lawyer but you should ask lawyers other than your wife how it works. I think you're just trolling but if you really believe you just finish law school and then you get to dress up fancy and argue you may be in for a rude awakening.

[Sandrock]

103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)

That got a legit laugh out of me.  Well done Keeper of the List.

[Walter Sobchak]

You guys can do whatever you want with your lives. I am going to try and get into law school and see what happens.

In finance and act I have seen entire offices where everyone is under 30. What happened to the older people? I have seen them offshore entire depts. I have seen people pushed out long before retirement age. They want one manager and 20 younguns to do all the work cheap. Then they push them all out before they get the real money. I have had interviewers openly question my age.

That doesn't happen in the legal profession. Everyone is old and works until death. There is always work everywhere there is always a shitty case no one else wants you can always find work. They get to dress up fancy act important and argue. It will be fun. But so will Law School not worried about law practice yet want to enjoy the journey.

Getting dressed up and heading to law school downtown for classes and studying in the library and going to lunch with other law students and working out in the gym eating in the food court sounds like fun. I even already know a bunch of lawyers I can argue with.  Beats hanging out in a Hungarian sex club or arguing with English twats and posers about TRT dosages. But you guys do your things.

I will say if I get into Law School I get in I will become a walking billboard of bookstore Merch

Do you think a bunch of college kids want to sit around and eat lunch with a 50-something year old bald narcissist while he brags about himself?

You’re beyond pathetic.

You will quit before you even start. Because you’re a soft little pussy.

[The Scott]

bhanky thinks he's "My Cousin Vinny".   What a maroon.

[Skeletor]

Bhank, being the legal mastermind that he is, threatened to have his lawyers shut down getbig.

If he becomes a lawyer, will he shut down getbig and take every hater to court?

[Raymondo]

Where is BayGBM when you need him...

[Lartinos]

 I believe Mr Bhankins is potentially creating problems in his marriage with this.

Once he realizes it’s not like calculus in one day and the wife finally realizes he’s a degenerate it will lead to divorce.

All for what? Because he is insecure as he can’t get a job so he dreams up this half baked scheme.

Your ego is going to have to understand you are just a regular person, and if not, you’re writing checks that won’t clear in the end.

Go get some cert or something and snap out of this delusion.

[Walter Sobchak]

Bhank, being the legal mastermind that he is, threatened to have his lawyers shut down getbig.

If he becomes a lawyer, will he shut down getbig and take every hater to court?

No court in the world wants 100 Getbiggers in the same room at the same time.

Can you imagine lawyer Hanky trying to question one of us on the stand?

BH: “Did you post libelous messages about me in the thread called “Who Wore it Better?”

GB: “Eat shit you bald gay wifebeating drug addict fuck.”

Judge: “Order in the Court.”

[webstar]

Closer to 40hr I wasn't just a clerk I was an analyst but ok it wasnt a hedge fund management job but it was a decent job

Oh ya a payables analyst. Reconciling payments.

AP clerk basically

[webstar]

I would do it tomorrow except I actually tweaked something in my left armpit tricep pulling the 425 and have been milking that injury since.

I just started the BPC 157 and TB500 at 50mcg today to try and get it healed up for the show but it has been slowing me down

But yeah I am doin more squats and deadlifts than anything else these days as have them set up outside

Notice as the contest approaches closer the drug use picks up

T3 will be introduced for his thyroid
Clen for his asthma

[Never1AShow]

I'm not a lawyer but you should ask lawyers other than your wife how it works. I think you're just trolling but if you really believe you just finish law school and then you get to dress up fancy and argue you may be in for a rude awakening.

Exactly this.  From this, it looks like if you don't get into one of the top 2 law schools in North Carolina, then you won't be making enough to bother.  After Duke (median LSAT 170) and UNC Chapel Hill (166)  average salaries drop off rapidly ($50-75K):

https://testmaxprep.com/blog/lsat/top-law-schools-north-carolina

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings/north%20carolina?_sort=my_rankings-asc