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CalvinH

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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #800 on: January 31, 2025, 07:22:02 AM »
Jan 2025-number 198,735,987,630 thread started about bhanks.
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #801 on: January 31, 2025, 10:02:22 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on January 30, 2025, 11:09:10 AM
please add info

1977:
Born
Named "the devil"

1989:
Becomes a humanitarian. Fights tirelessly to campaign for child rights after being made to work at Vail Ski Resort without being adequately compensated. Is formally invited to address the United Nations General Assembly after they adopt the Convention on the Rights of the Child.
While there, in a shocking display of learned behavior, Brian follows in his father’s footsteps and shoves his nose up his secretary’s fanny and takes a huge whiff. In this instance, the secretary happens to be Audrey Hepburn and Brian accomplishes the one and only cool thing he will ever do.

1990:
Becomes an absolute steely-eyed killer. Starts manhandling heavyweight wrestlers on the mat and slamming kids on their heads in competitions. Also blitzes the cross-country records at school and becomes a national-level runner. Hasn't yet realized that he can't outrun his homosexual tendencies and cowardly nature.

2001:
Paid off a house in cash
Paid off a Porsche in cash
Had at least 100,000 in the bank

2003:
he only had $500 cash - info from delon

2008, May:
Fights Chris Snydor - loses

2010:
his dad dies. He inherits millions.

2020:
Diagnosed with Chrohns disease.

2021:
Not allowed to leave his state

2024, November:
LSAT second attempt

2024, November:
$20,000 for failed pec surgery
fixed
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #802 on: January 31, 2025, 10:26:49 AM »


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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #803 on: January 31, 2025, 10:49:23 AM »
He could've easily posted up the pool video & Gorilla video
to proves us all wrong, its telling that he hasn't & will not.

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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #804 on: January 31, 2025, 11:52:15 AM »
May 2011
"I am 33 and have been the same size since college" 225 lbs
"Already over a gram, maybe as high as 1500, average a 3cc shot or two a week of deca/test"


April 2015
Cussed out judges before Mr Maui contest, accuses them of bias after placing last


April 2019
Rocky the serval disappears


November 2020
Arrested


February 2021
Arrested


March 2021
Arrested


July 2022
Worked a week and a half at Home Depot


July 2023
Failed "world record" "strict curl"

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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #805 on: January 31, 2025, 12:23:37 PM »


Hero, super model, arm wrestler, mma fighter, body builder, mansion owner, soon to be eduated senior citizen bachelor - the list keeps on giving...
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #806 on: January 31, 2025, 12:31:22 PM »
2022 - got ripped off on 2k dollar skateboard and cried about it on YT

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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #807 on: January 31, 2025, 12:40:09 PM »
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #808 on: January 31, 2025, 02:05:21 PM »
Someone add in his 2K gaycycle purchase.  :D
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #809 on: January 31, 2025, 02:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Soul Crusher on January 31, 2025, 12:31:22 PM
2022 - got ripped off on 2k dollar skateboard and cried about it on YT



I understand the frustration but I’m actually shocked he didn’t manipulate the board himself and make it work better than expected? He could have easily done that in the same amount of time he spent complaining about it.

Hankins is all about standing for principles.
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #810 on: January 31, 2025, 02:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on January 31, 2025, 02:06:30 PM
I understand the frustration but I’m actually shocked he didn’t manipulate the board himself and make it work better than expected? He could have easily done that in the same amount of time he spent complaining about it.

Hankins is all about standing for principles.

Im sure they are designed to cut out if they dont have any weight on the wheels in case they flip over and keep going and trap a kids hair or get a burn off it...
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #811 on: January 31, 2025, 02:57:46 PM »
Quote from: wes on January 31, 2025, 02:05:21 PM
Someone add in his 2K gaycycle purchase.  :D

IIRC it was 4k !!  ::)
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #812 on: January 31, 2025, 03:15:42 PM »
NO SIGN OF EGG NOGG HIMSELF IN THIS THREAD???
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #813 on: January 31, 2025, 03:26:51 PM »
Quote from: illuminati on January 31, 2025, 02:57:46 PM
IIRC it was 4k !!  ::)
My bad.....what a waste !  :(
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #814 on: January 31, 2025, 03:43:08 PM »
Quote from: illuminati on January 31, 2025, 02:57:46 PM
IIRC it was 4k !!  ::)

But he got a free water bottle worth $6!


Oh wait, he lied again, they charged him for the bottle and a pair of socks.
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #815 on: January 31, 2025, 05:02:07 PM »
Thanksgiving Day 2023 (??) - threw up a gallon of Black Bile
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #816 on: January 31, 2025, 05:03:51 PM »
Sep 2016
Maui residence bought by Trust Agreement Of William Wood Hankins and William Wood Hankins Trust B in 2014 is sold
Sold price: $680k

Oct 2016
Kitty Hawk residence bought by Brian Wood Healy Hankins
Sold price: 950k
Original Mortgage: 350k
Difference: 600k

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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #817 on: January 31, 2025, 05:08:03 PM »
July 2022, stung on ankle by Stingray, skipped extra sets of calves
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #818 on: January 31, 2025, 05:13:00 PM »
Quote from: joswift on January 31, 2025, 02:08:15 PM
Im sure they are designed to cut out if they dont have any weight on the wheels in case they flip over and keep going and trap a kids hair or get a burn off it...

LOL! Great point. This is hilarious.

Quote from: delon on January 31, 2025, 05:03:51 PM
Sep 2016
Maui residence sold by Trust Agreement Of William Wood Hankins and William Wood Hankins Trust B
Sold price: $680k

And all the profits were tax free!

Oct 2016
Kitty Hawk residence bought by Brian Wood Healy Hankins
Sold price: 950k
Original Mortgage: 350k
Difference: 600k


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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #819 on: January 31, 2025, 06:08:43 PM »
Pec rebuild…
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #820 on: February 01, 2025, 01:04:13 AM »
master list updated
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #821 on: February 01, 2025, 02:53:07 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on February 01, 2025, 01:04:13 AM
master list updated

Still nothing of his illustrious military record.
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #822 on: February 01, 2025, 05:08:53 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on February 01, 2025, 02:53:07 AM
Still nothing of his illustrious military record.
only did 10 months of 2 years before he got the boot
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #823 on: February 01, 2025, 05:52:28 AM »
Quote from: joswift on February 01, 2025, 05:08:53 AM
only did 10 months of 2 years before he got the boot

Maybe he got caught having sex w a goat in Kosovo w the villagers
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Re: bhank timeline
« Reply #824 on: February 01, 2025, 06:06:16 AM »
If it makes him look good he will talk about it and add at least 20% or more.  If he realizes it makes him look bad (and sometimes he's so stupid he doesn't realize) he hides, denies, lies, ignores and obfuscates about it.  Think of how stupid the people around him must be,
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