Beeves how do you even think stuff up like that? Have you done this before? You sick...
How do you allow someone else to portray you on a forum? I happen to have a talent for writing, not typing. You type. I write. Simple.
Now then, you want me to believe all those other posts weren't you? Apologize to Bob Chick here and now where all can see it for using him. Then maybe I'll show you
some respect. If not, you are not my problem. Even if Bob professes to not desire an apology you own him one.
Now then young man, just remember that if a monkey throws shit at a person sooner or later that person is going to throw it back. With a rock wrapped inside. Because a person is smarter than a monkey. Do we understand one another, champ? Behave as an adult and I shall treat you as an equal. Otherwise, eat rocks Cheetah.
From 1981's masterpiece of comedy, "Arthur", albeit
slightly altered for our noble host's benefit -
Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gary. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.And yes, little man. I do have a sense of humor. If you looked like me then you too would have one.

Later, kiddo.