Author Topic: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)  (Read 5667 times)

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2025, 07:59:21 AM »
Ticket buyers to her concerts should be compensated and receive mental care for the trauma

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2025, 08:11:01 AM »
I'm like a turd, I always flush away...

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2025, 09:08:13 AM »
What would she do for a Klondike bar  ???

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2025, 10:03:47 AM »
i would sit on this fat whores face and go

" your on a  ass eating  diet you fat whore theres less calories in there now eat up "

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2025, 04:25:50 PM »
She's not as Thicc as these

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2025, 04:32:19 PM »
maybe she doesn’t train for cuts?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2025, 05:54:18 PM »
She was always a fatty disguised as a cute skinny woman with perky tits. They aint so perky no more. Did she have kids or something?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #57 on: August 11, 2025, 05:59:33 PM »
maybe she doesn’t train for cuts?

No high reps?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2025, 12:26:53 AM »
She was always a fatty disguised as a cute skinny woman with perky tits. They aint so perky no more. Did she have kids or something?
No, she just eats like a pregnant woman.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2025, 09:40:34 AM »
Ticket buyers to her concerts should be compensated and receive mental care for the trauma

i know madonna is a skank now but at least she stayed in shape for most of her career  janet jackson as well.  sade was smokin for many years

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2025, 09:43:47 AM »
i know madonna is a skank now but at least she stayed in shape for most of her career  janet jackson as well.  sade was smokin for many years
Madonna has a wrecked body & is a drug addict. do your research

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2025, 07:45:23 AM »
Madonna has a wrecked body & is a drug addict. do your research
Definitely vitamin D deficient as well.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2025, 10:27:20 AM »
Haha even if I could muster up the desire I doubt my cocks big enough to do owt with that fat cunt too much blubber to penetrate

We really need a way to gauge her flexibility before deciding

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2025, 10:52:19 AM »
Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.





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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2025, 11:26:32 AM »


Phantom Spunker from the orchestra row

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #65 on: August 27, 2025, 11:27:33 AM »
Who had a better offseason, Nick Walker or Nelly Furtado?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #66 on: August 27, 2025, 11:35:57 AM »


Phantom Spunker from the orchestra row

Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #67 on: August 27, 2025, 11:38:51 AM »
Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.






Where does she rank on kwon's scale?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2025, 11:41:46 AM »


is she farting into the mic?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2025, 12:38:31 PM »
Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

Lmao!!!!

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2025, 12:45:11 PM »
Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

Hahahahaha

So no hard body hooks for her?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2025, 12:50:32 PM »


is she farting into the mic?

Would pay good money for the sights, sounds and the smells. Gotta make sure it’s some place small and intimate, not some open-air stadium to lock in all of the flavors.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #72 on: August 27, 2025, 01:00:40 PM »
Hahahahaha

So no hard body hooks for her?

Only if I accidentally got her pregnant!

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #73 on: August 27, 2025, 01:43:52 PM »
Only if I accidentally got her pregnant!

Hahahahaha

Just saw sweet little kitty cats for sale so I will buy one soon

Yeah I want to have a godly love affair with a lioness and ber cubbies but I would need to know her and raise her from cubhood

A friend of mine is taking care of a stray cat and I love him for that

This was a really nice tune BTW




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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #74 on: August 27, 2025, 01:47:38 PM »
Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.



I thought that was king kamali for a second. Can't unsee it now  :'(