Author Topic: BREAKING NEWS!! Urs Kalecinski is switching to Open class !! (Read 4392 times)

affeman · « **on:** August 20, 2025, 08:05:57 AM »

Wow, he just made it public. Crazy move considering he's one of the Title-contenders in Classic

Flexacon · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2025, 08:58:56 AM »

He lacked torso thickness and arm size in classic. Can't see him somehow fixing that by moving to open.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2025, 12:59:17 PM »

i really dont see how he will do well. kid will be dead before 40 he looks like he aged 20 years the past two years

dj181 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2025, 01:08:04 PM »

Wonder what his true stack is?

I bet it's less than 2 grams of gear total

Gargamel · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2025, 01:08:57 PM »

Not smart. He is gambling with his life. Still needs to pack on 30 pounds to be top 5 Olympia contender. I will be watching, though.

Stephano · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2025, 01:16:54 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on August 20, 2025, 01:08:04 PM

Wonder what his true stack is?

I bet it's less than 2 grams of gear total

- 2 grams of gear per week
- 85iu GH per day

That's unironically what his stack probably looks like. Look at that insane hand, head, and face growth. His muscularity, though, is completely mediocre even by 1980s standards.

dj181 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2025, 01:21:14 PM »

Quote from: Stephano on August 20, 2025, 01:16:54 PM

- 2 grams of gear per week
- 85iu GH per day

That's unironically what his stack probably looks like. Look at that insane hand, head, and face growth. His muscularity, though, is completely mediocre even by 1980s standards.

Hahahahaha

Yeah that's probably bout right

From all the vids I watched gh caps out at 6-8 ius

MAXX · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2025, 01:26:37 PM »

does seem to be some acromelagy going on there

Rambone · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2025, 01:36:29 PM »

Better start loading up those pipe cleaners with oil

Hulkotron · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2025, 02:05:35 PM »

I hear he nose a thing or two about adding size.

webstar · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2025, 02:45:10 PM »

Quote from: Flexacon on August 20, 2025, 08:58:56 AM

He lacked torso thickness and arm size in classic. Can't see him somehow fixing that by moving to open.

This weak arms and mediocre legs.

Moving to open - to push gear and decrease life expectancy

Seems smart

Henda · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2025, 02:47:47 PM »

Was the main story on the 6 o’clock news tonight

wes · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2025, 03:13:04 PM »

He`s a lock for 16h. place !!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

6 Reps · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2025, 04:24:00 PM »

I saw him at the Pittsburgh Pro last May, walking around the crowd, plus he may have been working in one of the vendor booths. He was a BIG guy. My first reaction was that he was way too big for Classic.

Rambone · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2025, 04:26:50 PM »

Quote from: 6 Reps on August 20, 2025, 04:24:00 PM

I saw him at the Pittsburgh Pro last May, walking around the crowd, plus he may have been working in one of the vendor booths. He was a BIG guy. My first reaction was that he was way too big for Classic.

That’s terrific, Louie.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2025, 06:55:35 PM »

I imagine this is gonna get discussed at a lot of water coolers in offices over the next few days.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2025, 07:46:54 PM »

Welp...thats the end of his career

Super Nattie · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2025, 03:02:32 AM »

unwieldy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2025, 03:14:39 AM »

As he will get bigger, his physique will get worse. Same old same old.

dj181 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2025, 03:22:35 AM »

Quote from: unwieldy on August 21, 2025, 03:14:39 AM

As he will get bigger, his physique will get worse. Same old same old.

If he can gain 15-20 pounds of lean muscle and not add a centimeter to his waist

Then his look will be better

But I doubt he can do that

Rambone · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2025, 03:31:50 AM »

Quote from: Super Nattie on August 21, 2025, 03:02:32 AM

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Saw this on the 9 O’clock nose

falco · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2025, 04:16:14 AM »

Even Neckzilla will place higher.

Wiggs · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2025, 05:03:58 AM »

He'll be 20lbs heavier on stage with the same classic physique arms.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2025, 11:11:10 AM »

Looks like shit, small arms, mangled face with grotesque nose, career dead (not that he had one in the first place), not even sexual except selling asshole to schmoes, death soon. Has he found Christ yet? He really should...

dj181 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2025, 07:29:00 AM »

I believe phantom spunker is a big fan of the miracle bear

Claims he ran into him in Dubai and shook his hand and gave him a big hug