Author Topic: The Rock's new slimline look (Read 3768 times)

loco · « **Reply #75 on:** September 03, 2025, 05:22:16 AM »

Quote from: kreator on September 03, 2025, 01:09:38 AM

The c0ck is a part of the HW s-a-t-a-n worshipping elite. Sold his soul to the devil for the fame and glory.

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #76 on:** September 03, 2025, 05:28:38 AM »

Quote from: Griffith on September 03, 2025, 04:24:25 AM

Massive weight fluctuations but they don't seem to have loose skin.

Specially being over 50 .... he looks more wrinkled though

WooooSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #77 on:** September 03, 2025, 05:34:48 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on September 02, 2025, 04:14:59 PM

The ~~Rock~~ Roker’s getting some pussay tonight!

He would need an XXXL nose strip or perhaps 2 of them attached end to end.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #78 on:** September 03, 2025, 05:39:29 AM »

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on September 03, 2025, 04:12:38 AM

It would be a fucking bloodbath, let me tell you. I'm talking balls crushed, penis ripped off, broken bones, screaming and crying, people yelling to call the cops. Plus, I'd also sue him for emotional damages once I recovered.

Hahahaha. "Your Honor, I beat his ass so bad that I traumatized myself over it."

Brenda Steunbeer · « **Reply #79 on:** September 03, 2025, 05:46:59 AM »

He should have downsized a long time ago. Online his net worth is stated as 800 million dollars:

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/wrestlers/the-rock-net-worth

Usually such sites exagerrate the sum as clickbait. And they always forget that people have to pay taxes etc.
But assume his realistic net worth is 400 million dollars.

He's now 53 years old. Why remain on such high dosages? He is financially independent, and never has to work anymore. Neither do his children and grandchildren. So why take such stupid risks?

wes · « **Reply #80 on:** September 03, 2025, 06:13:01 AM »

I never watch this guys movies............very seldom have I seen one in its entirety.

Fuck him.

dj181 · « **Reply #81 on:** September 03, 2025, 06:22:21 AM »

He is an arrogant lying douchebag

Natty my ass

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #82 on:** September 03, 2025, 07:22:17 AM »

Quote from: wes on September 03, 2025, 06:13:01 AM

I never watch this guys movies............very seldom have I seen one in its entirety.

Fuck him.

I've never watched even one.

wes · « **Reply #83 on:** September 03, 2025, 07:24:24 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on September 03, 2025, 07:22:17 AM

I've never watched even one.

He sux !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

affeman · « **Reply #84 on:** September 03, 2025, 07:25:58 AM »

U gotta have a mighty strong bladder to rock these pants

Eric2 · « **Reply #85 on:** September 03, 2025, 07:30:40 AM »

Dwayne was poor, he made himself into a soon to be BILLIONAIRE. He took a lesson from Arnold Schwarzenegger and became his own self marketer. He obviously has been on the gas for many decades and now his red engine light has come on.
I'm sure this along with the death of Hulk Hogan albeit later in life has rattled Dwayne to the core regarding his own mortality.
He's not the best actor, yet some of his movies are watchable to a point.
I hope he recovers enough to enjoy his Billion dollar empire he built.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #86 on:** September 03, 2025, 07:37:14 AM »

Quote from: Eric2 on September 03, 2025, 07:30:40 AM

Dwayne was poor, he made himself into a soon to be BILLIONAIRE. He took a lesson from Arnold Schwarzenegger and became his own self marketer. He obviously has been on the gas for many decades and now his red engine light has come on.
I'm sure this along with the death of Hulk Hogan albeit later in life has rattled Dwayne to the core regarding his own mortality.
He's not the best actor, yet some of his movies are watchable to a point.
I hope he recovers enough to enjoy his Billion dollar empire he built.

You mean his dad didn't get rich as a 70-80's pro wrestler?

loco · « **Reply #87 on:** September 03, 2025, 07:39:21 AM »

Quote from: Eric2 on September 03, 2025, 07:30:40 AM

He took a lesson from Arnold Schwarzenegger and became his own self marketer.

hench · « **Reply #88 on:** September 03, 2025, 07:54:25 AM »

Dwayne has aged alot being on all that gas.
Now looks like a sweaty pepperami with a face

dj181 · « **Reply #89 on:** September 03, 2025, 08:07:54 AM »

I'm listening to this right now

rick doot · « **Reply #90 on:** September 03, 2025, 08:10:44 AM »

The Rock is following the Bhanks protocol of bioidentical hormones, peach cobbler and a nutrient cocoon.

He's hoping to get a shot at the North Carolina Bar exam, and a place in 2026's strict curl competition.

unwieldy · « **Reply #91 on:** September 03, 2025, 08:19:21 AM »

Quote from: affeman on September 03, 2025, 07:25:58 AM

U gotta have a mighty strong bladder to rock these pants

What's the point of this pose? Is it some type of coping tool for the overwhelming urge to flex?

hench · « **Reply #92 on:** September 03, 2025, 08:25:51 AM »

Why do they keep saying he lost weight for a role, he bulked up to play Kerr, there's nothing on his slate for a slimmed down version.

dj181 · « **Reply #93 on:** September 03, 2025, 08:26:25 AM »

The rock has become the pebble

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Eric2 · « **Reply #94 on:** September 03, 2025, 08:38:12 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on September 03, 2025, 07:37:14 AM

You mean his dad didn't get rich as a 70-80's pro wrestler?

Like most wrestlers of his time .His father was never rich, also he ran out on the family leaving them with little to nothing financially

Taffin · « **Reply #95 on:** September 03, 2025, 09:47:02 AM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on September 02, 2025, 04:07:42 PM

i bet the rock took a shit in her mouth to and said "the rock says eat my shit you filfthy whore"

Parsh

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #96 on:** September 03, 2025, 01:32:36 PM »

Quote from: Brenda Steunbeer on September 03, 2025, 05:46:59 AM

He should have downsized a long time ago. Online his net worth is stated as 800 million dollars:

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/wrestlers/the-rock-net-worth

Usually such sites exagerrate the sum as clickbait. And they always forget that people have to pay taxes etc.
But assume his realistic net worth is 400 million dollars.

He's now 53 years old. Why remain on such high dosages? He is financially independent, and never has to work anymore. Neither do his children and grandchildren. So why take such stupid risks?

He should remain jacked or he's useless to us getbiggers! We don't take kindly to quitters, the downsizers...

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #97 on:** September 03, 2025, 02:08:38 PM »

the rocks movies are horrible, the only one i watched that was ok was doom the rest are pure trash

dj181 · « **Reply #98 on:** September 03, 2025, 02:36:24 PM »

No longer the rock but now known as the pebble 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

unwieldy · « **Reply #99 on:** September 03, 2025, 03:00:50 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on September 03, 2025, 02:36:24 PM

No longer the rock but now known as the pebble 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You repeated another person's joke 3 times now and nobody is laughing but you.

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Author Topic: The Rock's new slimline look (Read 3768 times)