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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1575 on: December 03, 2025, 01:05:10 PM »
Dude is so interested in me dying that I may invite him to be  pallbearer.....err wait!!!!!!!!1

:D

With Hanky on one corner the coffin will go down the church aisle like it has a buckled wheel

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1576 on: December 03, 2025, 01:09:10 PM »
Is that a squat suit? Still didn't prevent you from wriggling like a worm on a hook.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1577 on: December 03, 2025, 01:13:29 PM »
i think brian is crying.actually crying when typing

no mention of law school brian?

hahaha

powerlifting meet.

hahahahhaha

see him try to cherry pick a non event and nick a certificate. alone. without any support.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1578 on: December 03, 2025, 01:15:34 PM »
brian if your little strongman outfit added nothing

do it in shorts and a vest with no other help,

and get the depth right.

you wont

its hilarious we are clogging your facebook up daily.


we say jump brian says how high.

fucking serf
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1579 on: December 03, 2025, 01:17:30 PM »
;D

He tried messaging me on FB,of course we are not FB "friends" (no homo) so he couldn`t, but the title of the message was:

"I had a lot more left in me".....I laughed my ass off and ignored him.

He meant he didn't fully empty his bowels.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1580 on: December 03, 2025, 01:42:51 PM »
Bhanky needs to squat his 405 in his birthday suit to get our respect.

No homo.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1581 on: December 03, 2025, 01:43:54 PM »
With Hanky on one corner the coffin will go down the church aisle like it has a buckled wheel
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Legit LOL  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1582 on: December 03, 2025, 01:59:41 PM »
With Hanky on one corner the coffin will go down the church aisle like it has a buckled wheel

Underrated comment of peace….

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1583 on: December 03, 2025, 02:02:01 PM »
Forearms are damn near more parallel than his thighs
LOL  ;D

He fucking sux !!   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1584 on: December 03, 2025, 02:03:22 PM »
He meant he didn't fully empty his bowels.
:D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1585 on: December 03, 2025, 02:05:06 PM »
Is he wearing lifting shoes too?

If not he will get his 405 squat.

If that doesn’t work maybe hang a band from the ceiling and hook it on.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1586 on: December 03, 2025, 02:05:39 PM »
I wonder if Hankys new Army will give him a JKK !!!!!!!111111111   LOL   ;)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1587 on: December 03, 2025, 02:11:46 PM »
Is he wearing lifting shoes too?

If not he will get his 405 squat.

If that doesn’t work maybe hang a band from the ceiling and hook it on.
Squats suit - CHECK
Lifting Shoes - CHECK

Dude is quite the powerlifter.....the only drawback is that he isn`t strong !!   ;)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1588 on: December 03, 2025, 02:39:34 PM »
A question for the haters. How long will this friendship last?




That's a good question. We need to get a better idea of how long it has already been going on though. When did Blaha first start coaching Hanky?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1589 on: December 03, 2025, 02:48:59 PM »
That's a good question. We need to get a better idea of how long it has already been going on though. When did Blaha first start coaching Hanky?

Fuck me how desperate must you be for a friend to be conversing with Blaha

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1590 on: December 03, 2025, 02:49:13 PM »
385 HAS FALLEN


405 WILL BE TAKEN
AFTER SNOWBOARDING


500 IN 2026 --- 500 IN 2026 ---  500 IN 2026 --- 500 IN 2026 ---


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1591 on: December 03, 2025, 02:53:30 PM »
Fuck me how desperate must you be for a friend to be conversing with Blaha
I`d rather gouge my fucking eyeballs out with a spoon !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1592 on: December 03, 2025, 03:11:00 PM »
Having dedicated many years to serious training, the delusions of hankins crack me up. He will never in this lifetime or the next squat 500 lbs with good form, range of motion and unequiped. He could take all the drugs in the world, it still will never ever ever happen.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1593 on: December 03, 2025, 03:16:45 PM »
Imagine having the audacity to tell people I am Not a rec drug user

My god, Hankins  looks like he lives in the tenderloin in SF.

He showed up to Spencer’s powerlifting competition looking like this.

This would explain why he smelt bad. Wasn’t throwing up bile, was doing speed balls in a back alley.

Look at that turkey neck. More chins then a Chinese phone book

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1594 on: December 03, 2025, 03:19:24 PM »
Not sure if arms really big or shirt really small   ???

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1595 on: December 03, 2025, 04:04:19 PM »
You guys are slipping.  He has a 500lb squat on the goals list for 2026 and no one has said a peep about it.   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1596 on: December 03, 2025, 04:07:21 PM »
MENSA level genius.

Brutal tumbleweed hairpiece.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1597 on: December 03, 2025, 04:53:14 PM »
MENSA level genius.

Brutal tumbleweed hairpiece.



look at that sorry excuse.. wtf... lay off the drugs you strung out fuck up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1598 on: December 03, 2025, 05:01:50 PM »
look at that sorry excuse.. wtf... lay off the drugs you strung out fuck up.

He just posted a video on FB and he's high as fuck. Just can't help himself.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1599 on: December 03, 2025, 05:17:00 PM »
Bhanky aging like moldy cheese.