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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1700 on: December 05, 2025, 08:09:34 AM »
Blaha is older, stronger, doesn't use pussy pads and compared to Brian he's pretty much natty.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1701 on: December 05, 2025, 08:14:16 AM »
Wood Hankins


I mean it's really weird in order to argue my squats at 48 years old with 2 surgically repaired knees with titanium hardware are not up to par they post 20-year-old videos of Ronnie Coleman and 10-year-old videos of Damien Pezzuti (world champion squatter) people they don't know on YouTube squatting. Not them squatting today mind you but other people decades ago. Still waiting for them to show me how it is done today themselves. That will never happen. And FYI I HAVE A BETTER SQUAT THAN RONNIE COLEMAN TODAY
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1702 on: December 05, 2025, 08:28:12 AM »
Will Bhank squat in a tutu?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1703 on: December 05, 2025, 08:30:47 AM »
mensa man managed to spell 'tutu' wrong

thats a 4 letter word with only 2 letters

he failed
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1704 on: December 05, 2025, 08:40:58 AM »
And at the Law School which explains why they rescinded the enrollment invitation.

I’m still not convinced it wasnt just the smell of him that got him tossed.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1705 on: December 05, 2025, 08:41:52 AM »
he cant squat for shit either lol.. stronger and bigger than spankins tho..... where did these fucks learn this garbage?

How do I get on team Hankins like yourself and Van?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1706 on: December 05, 2025, 08:46:06 AM »
its the hankins army get it right.

the only army he hasnt been thrown out for drugs
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1707 on: December 05, 2025, 09:13:55 AM »
Wood Hankins

Van and Rocket are Team Hankins. I appreciate these guys and I will get some knee wraps. So far Van, BigRo, and I have all committed to Holiday squats this year. How many more can be inspired. It doesn't matter if it is 100lbs or 500lbs if you are 8 or 80. Get Some. You can break the world record next year just get under the bar to start.
Anyway got to head out Merry Xmas All.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1708 on: December 05, 2025, 09:15:47 AM »
He is already starting.




Correct I also did 225 x 20 over a week ago easy as hell. I do not share every single set of training. I have no plans to stop at 405. I have crossed a tipping point. I am enjoying squatting. The legs are strong enough to train. I have the proper equipment. It's just going to get deeper and cleaner and heavier. You guys all said it was impossible. We are going over 405 on Xmas. Then you can all tell me how 500 is impossible and I should be doing pilates instead.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1709 on: December 05, 2025, 09:49:55 AM »
I understand the need for extrapolating lifts to estimate a 1RM.

But to truly squat 405 with hamstrings to calves, you need to be able to do 225X15 easy enough that you can carry on a conversation while performing the reps. I would hasten to say that you should be able to sit 315 in the hole without belt and wraps for a few seconds and come back out of it easily, numerous times per set and your back should be in a straight vertical line.

With that said, I want to be in the KISS Wood Hankins Army too if I can have a matching t-shirt and sexy little singlet outfit thingy. If the Army is not taking new members then I will settle for a “Taffin date” with the recently separated Ms. Urch-Hankins.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1710 on: December 05, 2025, 09:50:54 AM »
Wood Hankins

Van and Rocket are Team Hankins. I appreciate these guys and I will get some knee wraps. So far Van, BigRo, and I have all committed to Holiday squats this year. How many more can be inspired. It doesn't matter if it is 100lbs or 500lbs if you are 8 or 80. Get Some. You can break the world record next year just get under the bar to start.
Anyway got to head out Merry Xmas All.



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this is his usuccessful bench press bollocks again

and he is so far on for finishing last again.

also no mention of the wife?
crimbo on the 5th december?

here's praying for an avalanche or a michael schumacher ending
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1711 on: December 05, 2025, 10:27:49 AM »
mensa man managed to spell 'tutu' wrong

thats a 4 letter word with only 2 letters

he failed

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1712 on: December 05, 2025, 10:30:15 AM »
mensa man managed to spell 'tutu' wrong

thats a 4 letter word with only 2 letters

he failed
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1713 on: December 05, 2025, 11:43:14 AM »
Blaha is older, stronger, doesn't use pussy pads and compared to Brian he's pretty much natty.

Beta Brian can learn a thing or 2 from this Alpha beast




Is Hanky paying him for the coaching?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1714 on: December 05, 2025, 12:19:00 PM »
Is Hanky paying him for the coaching?

I believe so. If he isn't then he definitely should. Brian could learn a lot from Blaha.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1715 on: December 05, 2025, 12:27:58 PM »
Imagine what his Facebook think when hanky is replying to Getbig posts on his facebook wall!  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1716 on: December 05, 2025, 12:29:09 PM »
We still have not heard why he was banned, but I say give bhank another chance, and then the mods can just ban him again if he steps over the line. What do you guys think?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1717 on: December 05, 2025, 12:29:14 PM »
Bhanky must be orgasming over the attention Getbig is giving him.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1718 on: December 05, 2025, 12:45:48 PM »
We still have not heard why he was banned, but I say give bhank another chance, and then the mods can just ban him again if he steps over the line. What do you guys think?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1719 on: December 05, 2025, 12:50:38 PM »
We still have not heard why he was banned, but I say give bhank another chance, and then the mods can just ban him again if he steps over the line. What do you guys think?

he went legal to try to get the board taken down permanently because we found out about his past.

an absolute coward who isnt fit to breath the air here again.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1720 on: December 05, 2025, 12:59:19 PM »
We still have not heard why he was banned, but I say give bhank another chance, and then the mods can just ban him again if he steps over the line. What do you guys think?

Nah fuck Brian. You don't disrespect Ron like that and get a second chance.

He can keep posting on facebook and embarrassing himself as that's more entertaining. Also I'm sure Emma is saving all his retarded posts and will use them during the divorce

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1721 on: December 05, 2025, 01:07:27 PM »
We still have not heard why he was banned, but I say give bhank another chance, and then the mods can just ban him again if he steps over the line. What do you guys think?

I appreciate your sentiment to turn the other cheek, if only it were to give him maybe a second chance; but he's had that chance and more IMO, especially after he allegedly tried to have Getbig shut down altogether.

Maybe that was why he was permanently banned.  I don't know, and I honestly don't care.  He was an insufferable jackass and, IMO, one of the biggest trolls and assholes to ever post here. 

Fuck him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1722 on: December 05, 2025, 01:10:18 PM »
We still have not heard why he was banned, but I say give bhank another chance, and then the mods can just ban him again if he steps over the line. What do you guys think?

he threatened Ron with legal action

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1723 on: December 05, 2025, 01:56:50 PM »
Nah fuck Brian. You don't disrespect Ron like that and get a second chance.

He can keep posting on facebook and embarrassing himself as that's more entertaining. Also I'm sure Emma is saving all his retarded posts and will use them during the divorce

Notice how em isn’t going snowboarding with hanky.

Sounds like a healthy marriage.

Wonder if Bhanky smokes on the way with Spencer in the car

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1724 on: December 05, 2025, 02:00:45 PM »
Notice how em isn’t going snowboarding with hanky.

Sounds like a healthy marriage.

Wonder if Bhanky smokes on the way with Spencer in the car
on his last wedding anniversary she was in a restaurant without Brian