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Wood Hankins

So I spent my birthday with my wife and my son. My son actually interrupted me showing my new watch to show his watch collection. His best watch his Sponge Bob Chrono is at his mom’s house. My "shit" watch collection is a 6-figure collection
I never enrolled in Law school this year my loans did not come through. I am registered and will be attending Law School on Full Scholarship this August though be mad. I never applied anywhere using a fraudulent name it has my name on every scholarship and acceptance offer I received. I am not going to tell you were as you are a psycho stalker but I plan to be #1 in my class I will tell you that.
Come August my social media goes private. I have 8 months to play. I will probably do 2-3 powerlifting and bodybuilding comps during that time meanwhile you have never and will never do 1
My squat is great by all means lets see yours exactly its an athletic movement and you are not an athlete
I looked great at my last show way better than you have ever looked in your life. I look great right now you are still an obese slob.
I never even met Angela boyfriend I hadn’t seen her in 5 years, and she was living 6k miles away. Nothing to do with me.
Who is bald? who has a gut??? Not me
I have a 12-year-old dog that bites he cannot be boarded as such my wife and I cannot take a week out of town together right now. The dog has maybe 2-3 years left in him. 
And You are just making up more nonsense about my brothers kids like you always do. Sorry not going to discuss my brothers kids with you who btw are in their 20s they are not kids. I also didn't use any drugs in the Army you just make shit up
114 medical ailments lol are you forgetting you are in heart failure and spend 6 months not training under the care of a team of cardiologist this year??? Are you serious??? I am doing great compared to you.
You literally spend all day making up lies about me and my kid. Get a Life Loser
You will not be mentioned or addressed by me again you are beneath me. But I did want to let you know I got a full ride to Law School for Next year. Kiss my ass

Man, was busy this morning.

He must have deleted this  post.

Did he actually post this? Lolol

Dudes, insane.

The chicken salad post is still up.

Would love to see that slop

[BigRo]

Wood Hankins


Currently I get hello fresh delivery, Fuel meals delivery and Tempo meals delivery. Additionally, I buy steak and beef and chicken in bulk and have a freezer full of meat in the garage. I also have about 3lbs of chicken salad at all times in the fridge plus deli meats and foods etc etc To suggest I am not eating high quality food or don't have enough food is nonsense. I do like sausage and biscuits for breakfast though.

More importantly you asked to see the squat video BigRo. Now I realize its probably 2 inches higher than you would prefer but are you going to pretend I can't add 20lbs to that and go 2 inches lower?

I would have done the 405 that day if I knew people were going to bitch so much about it. The 385 was a lot easier than anticipated.

You said I don't have the power. Do you still feel that way? I have a Mars Bar would 4 plates on that count? I bet I can rep it on the mars bar. But its cold in that garage right now and another day or two the knees will be stronger but may be today.

Still though it's going to be this week regardless will take 405 that way I can make it can be pretty by xmas. It would have been last week but I took my kid snowboarding instead.

B Wood yes I doubt you can make 405 look "pretty" by Sexmas day. There is absolutely no way you can go from a bent over half squat to a full proper posture squat in 9 days. Stick to your sausages and watches.

[joswift]

Wood Hankins

So I spent my birthday with my wife and my son. My son actually interrupted me showing my new watch to show his watch collection. His best watch his Sponge Bob Chrono is at his mom’s house. My "shit" watch collection is a 6-figure collection
I never enrolled in Law school this year my loans did not come through. I am registered and will be attending Law School on Full Scholarship this August though be mad. I never applied anywhere using a fraudulent name it has my name on every scholarship and acceptance offer I received. I am not going to tell you were as you are a psycho stalker but I plan to be #1 in my class I will tell you that.
Come August my social media goes private. I have 8 months to play. I will probably do 2-3 powerlifting and bodybuilding comps during that time meanwhile you have never and will never do 1
My squat is great by all means lets see yours exactly its an athletic movement and you are not an athlete
I looked great at my last show way better than you have ever looked in your life. I look great right now you are still an obese slob.
I never even met Angela boyfriend I hadn’t seen her in 5 years, and she was living 6k miles away. Nothing to do with me.
Who is bald? who has a gut??? Not me
I have a 12-year-old dog that bites he cannot be boarded as such my wife and I cannot take a week out of town together right now. The dog has maybe 2-3 years left in him. 
And You are just making up more nonsense about my brothers kids like you always do. Sorry not going to discuss my brothers kids with you who btw are in their 20s they are not kids. I also didn't use any drugs in the Army you just make shit up
114 medical ailments lol are you forgetting you are in heart failure and spend 6 months not training under the care of a team of cardiologist this year??? Are you serious??? I am doing great compared to you.
You literally spend all day making up lies about me and my kid. Get a Life Loser
You will not be mentioned or addressed by me again you are beneath me. But I did want to let you know I got a full ride to Law School for Next year. Kiss my ass

hes not going to Campbell thats for certain

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hes not going to Campbell thats for certain

We should be able to figure out what law school he is attending.

I’m sure they would love to review his criminal history

[joswift]

We should be able to figure out what law school he is attending.

I’m sure they would love to review his criminal history

hes not going anywhere

he will be dead in less than a year

[38 returns]

its typical hankins

set a date for something a bit away

2025 charlotte cup
a powerlfiting meet
the arnold strict curl
fighting someone
going to england because of family heritage
going to canada
having a youtube show
doing the bench press comp
doint the squat comp
challenging matt c
rolling off the couch to do a 405 squat
running race v jane
fighting anyone anytime (provided they turn up past his security on a day he is in on the sand)
attending law school
finding rocky

his MO is set a date in the future and never fulfil that date
in august he wont be anywhere but will still be boring us with his bullshit
he got kicked out there is no doubt
if he had trouble with money there is literally loads of ways to sort that
his 100k watches is another distraction

he s afantasist, a bullshitter, a pot bellied wig wearing liar

he could delete social media NOW nobody other than us reads it. he wont. he needs it.. he has nothing else.

[webstar]

its typical hankins

set a date for something a bit away

2025 charlotte cup
a powerlfiting meet
the arnold strict curl
fighting someone
going to england because of family heritage
going to canada
having a youtube show
doing the bench press comp
doint the squat comp
challenging matt c
rolling off the couch to do a 405 squat
running race v jane
fighting anyone anytime (provided they turn up past his security on a day he is in on the sand)
attending law school
finding rocky

his MO is set a date in the future and never fulfil that date
in august he wont be anywhere but will still be boring us with his bullshit
he got kicked out there is no doubt
if he had trouble with money there is literally loads of ways to sort that
his 100k watches is another distraction

he s afantasist, a bullshitter, a pot bellied wig wearing liar

he could delete social media NOW nobody other than us reads it. he wont. he needs it.. he has nothing else.

Looks like he has deleted his Facebook?

[38 returns]

or in facebook prison!

i know the strongman bloke was reporting him!

it would be convenient if a week before 405 he magically cant post!

[Griffith]

Looks like his Facebook account is suspended.

[Grape Ape]

Looks like his Facebook account is suspended.

Fortunately we were able to grab his last squat video before it got shut down.

[Rambone]

Looks like his Facebook account is suspended.

MySpace here we cum

[joswift]

Looks like his Facebook account is suspended.

hes suspended it himself or closed it down, probably the former

If he was banned you would still be able to see it

[Walter Sobchak]

Wood Hankins

So I spent my birthday with my wife and my son. My son actually interrupted me showing my new watch to show his watch collection. His best watch his Sponge Bob Chrono is at his mom’s house. My "shit" watch collection is a 6-figure collection
I never enrolled in Law school this year my loans did not come through. I am registered and will be attending Law School on Full Scholarship this August though be mad. I never applied anywhere using a fraudulent name it has my name on every scholarship and acceptance offer I received. I am not going to tell you were as you are a psycho stalker but I plan to be #1 in my class I will tell you that.
Come August my social media goes private. I have 8 months to play. I will probably do 2-3 powerlifting and bodybuilding comps during that time meanwhile you have never and will never do 1
My squat is great by all means lets see yours exactly its an athletic movement and you are not an athlete
I looked great at my last show way better than you have ever looked in your life. I look great right now you are still an obese slob.
I never even met Angela boyfriend I hadn’t seen her in 5 years, and she was living 6k miles away. Nothing to do with me.
Who is bald? who has a gut??? Not me
I have a 12-year-old dog that bites he cannot be boarded as such my wife and I cannot take a week out of town together right now. The dog has maybe 2-3 years left in him. 
And You are just making up more nonsense about my brothers kids like you always do. Sorry not going to discuss my brothers kids with you who btw are in their 20s they are not kids. I also didn't use any drugs in the Army you just make shit up
114 medical ailments lol are you forgetting you are in heart failure and spend 6 months not training under the care of a team of cardiologist this year??? Are you serious??? I am doing great compared to you.
You literally spend all day making up lies about me and my kid. Get a Life Loser
You will not be mentioned or addressed by me again you are beneath me. But I did want to let you know I got a full ride to Law School for Next year. Kiss my ass

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[38 returns]

hes suspended it himself or closed it down, probably the former

If he was banned you would still be able to see it

he will have taken it down

once it was clear his squat form was shite and nobody was going to give him the benefit of the doubt he legged it

as he did on his MMA fight v clegg never to return. I for one hope he hangs himself  tonight

[joswift]

he will have taken it down

once it was clear his squat form was shite and nobody was going to give him the benefit of the doubt he legged it

as he did on his MMA fight v clegg never to return. I for one hope he hangs himself  tonight

 I wouldnt like to be the poor soul who has to clean all the shit up after they take his body away

[tatoo]

I wouldnt like to be the poor soul who has to clean all the shit up after they take his body away

20lbs of shit on the floor no big deal... he will be 216 again laying in casket after embalming

[Soul Crusher]

20lbs of shit on the floor no big deal... he will be 216 again laying in casket after embalming

[BB]

Now wouldn't be the time for an impostor Wood Hankins to show up, and proposition for gay sex refriend his friends, and become a second, better Hankins......

[joswift]

he will be back as Healy Wood.

[Rambone]

The latest disconnection of bhanks


I will watch Big starring Bhanks until the day of unbanding commences

[Raymondo]

Wood Hankins

So I spent my birthday with my wife and my son. My son actually interrupted me showing my new watch to show his watch collection. His best watch his Sponge Bob Chrono is at his mom’s house. My "shit" watch collection is a 6-figure collection
I never enrolled in Law school this year my loans did not come through. I am registered and will be attending Law School on Full Scholarship this August though be mad. I never applied anywhere using a fraudulent name it has my name on every scholarship and acceptance offer I received. I am not going to tell you were as you are a psycho stalker but I plan to be #1 in my class I will tell you that.
Come August my social media goes private. I have 8 months to play. I will probably do 2-3 powerlifting and bodybuilding comps during that time meanwhile you have never and will never do 1
My squat is great by all means lets see yours exactly its an athletic movement and you are not an athlete
I looked great at my last show way better than you have ever looked in your life. I look great right now you are still an obese slob.
I never even met Angela boyfriend I hadn’t seen her in 5 years, and she was living 6k miles away. Nothing to do with me.
Who is bald? who has a gut??? Not me
I have a 12-year-old dog that bites he cannot be boarded as such my wife and I cannot take a week out of town together right now. The dog has maybe 2-3 years left in him. 
And You are just making up more nonsense about my brothers kids like you always do. Sorry not going to discuss my brothers kids with you who btw are in their 20s they are not kids. I also didn't use any drugs in the Army you just make shit up
114 medical ailments lol are you forgetting you are in heart failure and spend 6 months not training under the care of a team of cardiologist this year??? Are you serious??? I am doing great compared to you.
You literally spend all day making up lies about me and my kid. Get a Life Loser
You will not be mentioned or addressed by me again you are beneath me. But I did want to let you know I got a full ride to Law School for Next year. Kiss my ass

"My loans didnt come through" is hanky speak for "they found me out at the last moment I will just apply next year plenty of suckers in this world I will try everywhere and someone will bite I will get lucky"

[Raymondo]

So tardicus gets

1. a tit job
2. a hair transplant
3. a flash watch collection supposedly worth tens of thousands of dollars

but didn't attend law school because no scholarship money

[Hulkotron]

Shocking that this deadbeat's dog isn't trained well enough to not bite people.

[Dave D]

So tardicus gets

1. a tit job
2. a hair transplant
3. a flash watch collection supposedly worth tens of thousands of dollars

but didn't attend law school because no scholarship

Don’t bring logic into this.

Law school is his passion, but he just didn’t have the funds to pursue it.

[38 returns]

fairly standard behaviour

apply for law school
get accepted
go to familiarisation days
put photos up with women
and a token black man
you leave

having wasted loads of time buying suits (for college) and having photos done
you dont have the money

so you claim to spend 100k on watches

all adds up

he's had months and that was the best excuse he had!

what we know

he applied as wood hankins
got accepted as such
once brian hankins details were sent over....... his loans didnt arrive.

again- plausible