Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[tatoo]

I wouldnt like to be the poor soul who has to clean all the shit up after they take his body away

20lbs of shit on the floor no big deal... he will be 216 again laying in casket after embalming

[Soul Crusher]

20lbs of shit on the floor no big deal... he will be 216 again laying in casket after embalming

[BB]

Now wouldn't be the time for an impostor Wood Hankins to show up, and proposition for gay sex refriend his friends, and become a second, better Hankins......

[joswift]

he will be back as Healy Wood.

[Rambone]

The latest disconnection of bhanks


I will watch Big starring Bhanks until the day of unbanding commences

[Raymondo]

Wood Hankins

So I spent my birthday with my wife and my son. My son actually interrupted me showing my new watch to show his watch collection. His best watch his Sponge Bob Chrono is at his mom’s house. My "shit" watch collection is a 6-figure collection
I never enrolled in Law school this year my loans did not come through. I am registered and will be attending Law School on Full Scholarship this August though be mad. I never applied anywhere using a fraudulent name it has my name on every scholarship and acceptance offer I received. I am not going to tell you were as you are a psycho stalker but I plan to be #1 in my class I will tell you that.
Come August my social media goes private. I have 8 months to play. I will probably do 2-3 powerlifting and bodybuilding comps during that time meanwhile you have never and will never do 1
My squat is great by all means lets see yours exactly its an athletic movement and you are not an athlete
I looked great at my last show way better than you have ever looked in your life. I look great right now you are still an obese slob.
I never even met Angela boyfriend I hadn’t seen her in 5 years, and she was living 6k miles away. Nothing to do with me.
Who is bald? who has a gut??? Not me
I have a 12-year-old dog that bites he cannot be boarded as such my wife and I cannot take a week out of town together right now. The dog has maybe 2-3 years left in him. 
And You are just making up more nonsense about my brothers kids like you always do. Sorry not going to discuss my brothers kids with you who btw are in their 20s they are not kids. I also didn't use any drugs in the Army you just make shit up
114 medical ailments lol are you forgetting you are in heart failure and spend 6 months not training under the care of a team of cardiologist this year??? Are you serious??? I am doing great compared to you.
You literally spend all day making up lies about me and my kid. Get a Life Loser
You will not be mentioned or addressed by me again you are beneath me. But I did want to let you know I got a full ride to Law School for Next year. Kiss my ass

"My loans didnt come through" is hanky speak for "they found me out at the last moment I will just apply next year plenty of suckers in this world I will try everywhere and someone will bite I will get lucky"

[Raymondo]

So tardicus gets

1. a tit job
2. a hair transplant
3. a flash watch collection supposedly worth tens of thousands of dollars

but didn't attend law school because no scholarship money

[Hulkotron]

Shocking that this deadbeat's dog isn't trained well enough to not bite people.

[Dave D]

So tardicus gets

1. a tit job
2. a hair transplant
3. a flash watch collection supposedly worth tens of thousands of dollars

but didn't attend law school because no scholarship

Don’t bring logic into this.

Law school is his passion, but he just didn’t have the funds to pursue it.

[38 returns]

fairly standard behaviour

apply for law school
get accepted
go to familiarisation days
put photos up with women
and a token black man
you leave

having wasted loads of time buying suits (for college) and having photos done
you dont have the money

so you claim to spend 100k on watches

all adds up

he's had months and that was the best excuse he had!

what we know

he applied as wood hankins
got accepted as such
once brian hankins details were sent over....... his loans didnt arrive.

again- plausible

[Raymondo]

Don’t bring logic into this.

Law school is his passion, but he just didn’t have the funds to pursue it.

No problem, August 2026 is just 8 months away. Another 8 months doing fuck all except of course injecting drugs, smoking dope and hurrying to delete facebook messages before his wife sees them.

A tartarus, a bleak unending hell.

[Raymondo]

fairly standard behaviour

apply for law school
get accepted
go to familiarisation days
put photos up with women
and a token black man
you leave

having wasted loads of time buying suits (for college) and having photos done
you dont have the money

so you claim to spend 100k on watches

all adds up

he's had months and that was the best excuse he had!

what we know

he applied as wood hankins
got accepted as such
once brian hankins details were sent over....... his loans didnt arrive.

again- plausible

Tuition fees at Campbell Soup school of law are $89,027 for the 2025-2026 academic year, pocket change for this loadsamoney with his 100k watch collection.

[Krankenstein]

he will have taken it down

once it was clear his squat form was shite and nobody was going to give him the benefit of the doubt he legged it

as he did on his MMA fight v clegg never to return. I for one hope he hangs himself  tonight

Any chance the US could trade the UK one Hankins for two Osbournes?

[38 returns]

I'd rather import the entirety of the piru bloods

[Lartinos]

Ok, so he has lost his funding and therefore must go to a different school.. what?

Then he mysteriously erases his FB after making that ridiculous statement.

Now he will try to run from his infamy..

Maybe this is the real Wood Hankins.

https://www.facebook.com/share/17xzvCttDE/?mibextid=wwXIfr

[joswift]

a guy with $100k worth of watches that wouldnt give anyone the time of day...

[Soul Crusher]

Why not sell the watches to fund law school?

[joswift]

Why not sell the watches to fund law school?

He would have nothing to post about on FB...

[BigRo]

Oh come on Hanks this is such a bitch move. 

[38 returns]

Why not sell the watches to fund law school?

and why not tell anyone?

because its bullshit and he was kicked out.

he could re mortgage his house. he should have cleared 500k onthe house sale.

he's lying

his excuse does not stand up to scrutiny. like more or less everything he told us.

[38 returns]

lets face it he put up videos about a broken skateboard

if his funding did not arrive you dont think he would be going mad about it.

hes a fraud always has been always will be. he knew the squat was beyond him and couldnt deal with it. so gets his 'i won really' back story out there then runs off.

everytime he faces an issue he cant buy his way out of he runs away and or gives up

[webstar]

Why not sell the watches to fund law school?

Half the watches are cheap china knock offs

He had the audacity to post a fake receipt

[Lartinos]

He is still posting the 405 squat on the 25th though, right?

[Hulkotron]

He is still posting the 405 squat on the 25th though, right?

Maybe he can receive a 24-hour un-banning for this particular day on getbig.

[illuminati]

Maybe he can receive a 24-hour un-banning for this particular day on getbig.

NO - Keep him well away from Getbig.