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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2275 on: December 16, 2025, 11:01:24 AM »
So tardicus gets

1. a tit job
2. a hair transplant
3. a flash watch collection supposedly worth tens of thousands of dollars

but didn't attend law school because no scholarship money


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2276 on: December 16, 2025, 11:09:35 AM »
Shocking that this deadbeat's dog isn't trained well enough to not bite people.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2277 on: December 16, 2025, 11:09:58 AM »
So tardicus gets

1. a tit job
2. a hair transplant
3. a flash watch collection supposedly worth tens of thousands of dollars

but didn't attend law school because no scholarship

Don’t bring logic into this.

Law school is his passion, but he just didn’t have the funds to pursue it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2278 on: December 16, 2025, 11:24:26 AM »
fairly standard behaviour

apply for law school
get accepted
go to familiarisation days
put photos up with women
and a token black man
you leave

having wasted loads of time buying suits (for college) and having photos done
you dont have the money

so you claim to spend 100k on watches

all adds up

he's had months and that was the best excuse he had!

what we know

he applied as wood hankins
got accepted as such
once brian hankins details were sent over....... his loans didnt arrive.

again- plausible
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2279 on: December 16, 2025, 11:26:58 AM »
Don’t bring logic into this.

Law school is his passion, but he just didn’t have the funds to pursue it.

No problem, August 2026 is just 8 months away. Another 8 months doing fuck all except of course injecting drugs, smoking dope and hurrying to delete facebook messages before his wife sees them.

A tartarus, a bleak unending hell.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2280 on: December 16, 2025, 11:31:44 AM »
fairly standard behaviour

apply for law school
get accepted
go to familiarisation days
put photos up with women
and a token black man
you leave

having wasted loads of time buying suits (for college) and having photos done
you dont have the money

so you claim to spend 100k on watches

all adds up

he's had months and that was the best excuse he had!

what we know

he applied as wood hankins
got accepted as such
once brian hankins details were sent over....... his loans didnt arrive.

again- plausible

Tuition fees at Campbell Soup school of law are $89,027 for the 2025-2026 academic year, pocket change for this loadsamoney with his 100k watch collection.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2281 on: December 16, 2025, 11:47:30 AM »
he will have taken it down

once it was clear his squat form was shite and nobody was going to give him the benefit of the doubt he legged it

as he did on his MMA fight v clegg never to return. I for one hope he hangs himself  tonight

Any chance the US could trade the UK one Hankins for two Osbournes?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2282 on: December 16, 2025, 12:29:36 PM »
I'd rather import the entirety of the piru bloods
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2283 on: December 16, 2025, 12:32:38 PM »
Ok, so he has lost his funding and therefore must go to a different school.. what?

Then he mysteriously erases his FB after making that ridiculous statement.

Now he will try to run from his infamy..

Maybe this is the real Wood Hankins.

https://www.facebook.com/share/17xzvCttDE/?mibextid=wwXIfr


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2284 on: December 16, 2025, 12:47:07 PM »
a guy with $100k worth of watches that wouldnt give anyone the time of day...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2285 on: December 16, 2025, 12:49:25 PM »
Why not sell the watches to fund law school?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2286 on: December 16, 2025, 12:49:58 PM »
Why not sell the watches to fund law school?
He would have nothing to post about on FB...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2287 on: December 16, 2025, 12:54:52 PM »
Oh come on Hanks this is such a bitch move.  ::)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2288 on: December 16, 2025, 12:55:58 PM »
Why not sell the watches to fund law school?

and why not tell anyone?

because its bullshit and he was kicked out.

he could re mortgage his house. he should have cleared 500k onthe house sale.

he's lying

his excuse does not stand up to scrutiny. like more or less everything he told us.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2289 on: December 16, 2025, 12:59:20 PM »
lets face it he put up videos about a broken skateboard

if his funding did not arrive you dont think he would be going mad about it.

hes a fraud always has been always will be. he knew the squat was beyond him and couldnt deal with it. so gets his 'i won really' back story out there then runs off.

everytime he faces an issue he cant buy his way out of he runs away and or gives up
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2290 on: December 16, 2025, 01:03:16 PM »
Why not sell the watches to fund law school?

Half the watches are cheap china knock offs

He had the audacity to post a fake receipt

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2291 on: December 16, 2025, 01:04:15 PM »
He is still posting the 405 squat on the 25th though, right?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2292 on: December 16, 2025, 01:05:14 PM »
He is still posting the 405 squat on the 25th though, right?

Maybe he can receive a 24-hour un-banning for this particular day on getbig.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2293 on: December 16, 2025, 01:16:07 PM »
Maybe he can receive a 24-hour un-banning for this particular day on getbig.

NO - Keep him well away from Getbig.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2294 on: December 16, 2025, 01:29:41 PM »
NO - Keep him well away from Getbig.

agree 100%

he's gone
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2295 on: December 16, 2025, 01:35:48 PM »
Regarding squats, and not commenting on bhanks specifically, one basic way of fixing GM looking squats, as well as problems hitting depth, is of course elevating the heels. If I'm not mistaken most raw powerlifters today use Olympic squat shoes. Before squat suits there were some very ugly squatters, even champions. Even today some aren't very beautiful. When suits came in vogue squat shoes were used so you could remain more upright and take advantage of the suit and most squatted high bar. And now with raw most squat pretty high bar I think because it's too hard to hit depth otherwise. Not everyone can or maybe even shouldn't try, squatting like a champion Olympic lifter because the they don't have the structure for it. Obviously many taller guys especially have problems staying upright. I'm not saying you shouldn't demand proper depth if someone claims they are doing full squats though. I trained with an elite PLer for 15 years and he always had to do this ugly pelvic tilt, "butt wink", at the bottom to hit depth when raw, no way to keep back straight.  8)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2296 on: December 16, 2025, 01:38:50 PM »
The only thing gayer than having a facebook is announcing to everyone that you are shutting down your facebook

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2297 on: December 16, 2025, 01:59:05 PM »
The only thing gayer than having a facebook is announcing to everyone that you are shutting down your facebook

You’re talking about a guy who owns a Hello Kitty vibrator…

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2298 on: December 16, 2025, 02:51:35 PM »
It's kinda funny everyone thinks Hankins chose to shut down his facebook when it's obvious Emily made him do it.

Little cuck Brian had no say in the matter

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2299 on: December 16, 2025, 03:59:39 PM »
The only thing gayer than having a facebook is announcing to everyone that you are shutting down your facebook

Posting about leaving GB will get you band (sic).  Maybe FB has the same rule?  IT'S NOT BRIAN'S FAULT!!!!