Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[webstar]

Thank you,

Doing the lords work on Boxing Day.

It’s actually crazy, how insane Brian is.

His entire life revolves around random ppl on the internet.

Can you imagine him in any social setting-? I can’t and maybe his agoraphobia  is real?

[Griffith]

Everywhere he goes he starts arguing with people and stinking the place up. He has a serious problem.

Even sounds insecure about his sexuality the way he rants about smaller watches not being for 'men'.

What a fucking clown.

[Griffith]

So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

'I am a race car driver.'

 What a lying sack of shit.

[Sandrock]

It wasn't a woman of ill repute that stole Hanky's watch she just had a bad reputation

[Rambone]

^Soon. Spencer’s show and tell

[rocket]

That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

[tatoo]

That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

has no clue what a jerkoff he truly is... zero self awareness haha

[delon]

Thanks delon.  Congrats on the prestigious Poster of the Year award.  I was going to wait 8 or 9 months to congratulate you as a joke but I feel like I have to say it now. 

Thanks bro, you made it just in the nick of time haha

[delon]

 

"by trade", clearly misleadingly implying this is how he earns his living and funded the 103k spend

When the reality is he has been unemployed for all but 1 of the last 15 years living off inheritance


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And to further the misleading statements lies:



Prestigious-Tart6621
OP
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2d ago
"I work from home Its not uncommon for a mid-day change"

[BB]

BHank on a deleting spree now.

[Rambone]

[Sandrock]

Thanks bro, you made it just in the nick of time haha

In my mind, I had til April 2026 to congratulate you on the 2024 Poster of the Year award since they took 8 or so months to inform you of your victory.  That was the (planned) gag.   

[Sandrock]

 

"by trade", clearly misleadingly implying this is how he earns his living and funded the 103k spend

When the reality is he has been unemployed for all but 1 of the last 15 years living off inheritance


___________


And to further the misleading statements lies:



Prestigious-Tart6621
OP
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2d ago
"I work from home Its not uncommon for a mid-day change"

You think you're hot shit because you've earned 20 million and still work 18 hours a day, huh?  Wait til Hankins gets Hankaceuticals up and running, you'll be Hanky's employee!

[joswift]

That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

hes a narcisist