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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2700 on: Today at 12:14:31 PM »


Thank you,

Doing the lords work on Boxing Day.

It’s actually crazy, how insane Brian is.

His entire life revolves around random ppl on the internet.

Can you imagine him in any social setting-? I can’t and maybe his agoraphobia  is real?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2701 on: Today at 01:32:07 PM »
Everywhere he goes he starts arguing with people and stinking the place up. He has a serious problem.

Even sounds insecure about his sexuality the way he rants about smaller watches not being for 'men'.

What a fucking clown.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2702 on: Today at 01:35:37 PM »



So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

'I am a race car driver.'

 What a lying sack of shit.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2703 on: Today at 01:47:49 PM »
It wasn't a woman of ill repute that stole Hanky's watch she just had a bad reputation

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« Reply #2704 on: Today at 01:49:27 PM »




^Soon. Spencer’s show and tell

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« Reply #2705 on: Today at 01:56:07 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

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« Reply #2706 on: Today at 02:08:10 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

has no clue what a jerkoff he truly is... zero self awareness haha

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2707 on: Today at 02:18:01 PM »
Thanks delon.  Congrats on the prestigious Poster of the Year award.  I was going to wait 8 or 9 months to congratulate you as a joke but I feel like I have to say it now.  ;D

Thanks bro, you made it just in the nick of time haha


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2708 on: Today at 02:20:11 PM »


 ::)

"by trade", clearly misleadingly implying this is how he earns his living and funded the 103k spend

When the reality is he has been unemployed for all but 1 of the last 15 years living off inheritance


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And to further the misleading statements lies:



Prestigious-Tart6621
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"I work from home Its not uncommon for a mid-day change"





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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2709 on: Today at 02:30:25 PM »
BHank on a deleting spree now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2710 on: Today at 02:42:26 PM »

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« Reply #2711 on: Today at 02:58:26 PM »
Thanks bro, you made it just in the nick of time haha

In my mind, I had til April 2026 to congratulate you on the 2024 Poster of the Year award since they took 8 or so months to inform you of your victory.  That was the (planned) gag.   ;D

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« Reply #2712 on: Today at 03:01:45 PM »


 ::)

"by trade", clearly misleadingly implying this is how he earns his living and funded the 103k spend

When the reality is he has been unemployed for all but 1 of the last 15 years living off inheritance


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And to further the misleading statements lies:



Prestigious-Tart6621
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2d ago
"I work from home Its not uncommon for a mid-day change"


You think you're hot shit because you've earned 20 million and still work 18 hours a day, huh?  Wait til Hankins gets Hankaceuticals up and running, you'll be Hanky's employee!

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« Reply #2713 on: Today at 03:09:09 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).
hes a narcisist

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« Reply #2714 on: Today at 03:55:57 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

He only started the watch thing recently. Probably picked up most of his collection at a yard sale or something.

Also when he first joined here he tried desperately hard to play nice, so he does know how not to be a braggart and not stink up a joint.

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« Reply #2715 on: Today at 03:56:37 PM »
hes a narcisist

It is very hard to argue that when you read the traits of a narcissist and Brian has displayed every single one of them but there are moments where he eyes give off that classic autistic look (I get caught in photos, too).

I feel like you guys don't get it.  You're demonising, arguing, following around, make fun of a guy who is close to a retard.  Seriously.  I'm not taking the piss.  He is that far gone from normality.  I know you all say he is a fruitloop but you don't treat him that way, you're still treating him like he is a normal person, willfully being a massive cu nt. He is not.

I don't mean that negatively Brian, you just have massive blind spots that cause you trouble in all interactions.  They are right, you are absolutely a narcissist, without question.  If you ever want to be someone who doesn't sound like one and struggle in every social interaction, go find a therapist that specialises in narcissists and spend some of that watch money on learning how to work it.  Just remember, your son will likely face the same issues and you will be doing him a massive favour in exploring it and trying to make sure it doesn't happen to him.  I am not criticising you in any way here, I am just advocating you look at how your life has gone and think about if maybe all the trouble you have with people isn't other people. 

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Treatment: Psychotherapy (talk therapy) is the most effective treatment, though individuals with NPD often resist change and therapy due to their sensitivity to criticism.

I won't hold my breath  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2716 on: Today at 04:02:29 PM »
Rocket is just a hater Bhank, pay him no mind.

Pretty cold move to ghost Mensa Mike like that though.

The man really gets you and that’s how you repay him.

His Reddit name starts with:
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inspiring respect and admiration; having high status.

I was the first one to tell him he can’t go to real law school and would have to try to find them something online and he refused to believe it.

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« Reply #2717 on: Today at 04:05:14 PM »
I've been watching for a while as I know he will eventually reveal more info about school placements, but I'm so bored of his endless streams of bullshit that I can't be bothered paying attention. He's all over Reddit giving it the big one about his watch collection, being a massive bodybuilder and race-car driver, etc. He's so desperate for validation it's insane.

He's applying to shit-tier online law schools, too.



Love how he's worn a Seiko for years but now he's claiming on Reddit that you couldn't pay him to wear one!

  Brian worked at a stripclub?  Too small to be a doorman or bouncer. A male stripper perhaps? Made plenty of money in a gay strip joint? Makes sense. Brian is bi sexual at best. His screen name is Prestigious TART?  Lol.

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« Reply #2718 on: Today at 04:11:20 PM »
Rocket is just a hater Bhank, pay him no mind.

Pretty cold move to ghost Mensa Mike like that though.

The man really gets you and that’s how you repay him.

His Reddit name starts with:
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Sounds pretty accurate..



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2719 on: Today at 04:15:54 PM »


I think I remember him saying he thought he was a DJ in college on a radio station.

Could have been bussing tables if they served food too.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2720 on: Today at 04:19:19 PM »
His Reddit name starts with:
Prestigious-
inspiring respect and admiration; having high status.

That is a randomly generated name.  Reddit always generates usernames like that.  I'm not saying he didn't cycle through until he got something he wanted, though.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2721 on: Today at 04:27:12 PM »
No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he congratulated me on getting my home gym going with some new equipment.

Now, sadly, he's literally vanished and it's for his benefit sure. And a loss for us.

Pretty cold move to ghost Mensa Mike like that though.

Yes, curious that he 'went dark' and literally vanished with Mike after this life changing event, but has been spamming reddit left right and center with dozens of frivolous stereotypically boastful posts over the last few days looking for a new audience in his endless thirst for attention seemingly unabated