Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

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[FitnessFrenzy]

I should buy stocks in Reddit now that bhanks posts there.

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Nah, I understand where he is coming from.

I think it's likely he's a bit addicted and is sort of balancing that with not overspending at any given time (let's not debate whether it is, I wouldn't spend it but we'll ignore that)

But, there is definitely diminishing returns with watches, just like any other product.   I have maybe something like 20 pairs of headphones in this house but no pair is worth more than $2k AU.  Same with guitars, I have a lot of them too but nothing over $2.5k AU.  There comes a point where any further expense is questionable.  It's just something that might look better (and I stress might).  For headphones, it might sound a few percent better as you go up.  For a guitar, it'll almost universally just be look and feel. 

[Kwon]

[Never1AShow]

Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

[Lartinos]

Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

His wife is a bit old to get pregnant.

I mentioned that to him one time I think and he wasn’t hearing it though.

Egg donor could solve that though as she isn’t that old.

Do they have giant spoons attached to trucks as well?

If he could get both a forklift and spoonlift certifications I think he would be fully prepared.

[Flexacon]

Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

There was no life changing event. He just said that so MethMike would stop blowing up his inbox

[Soul Crusher]

Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

The ankle brace thing maybe means he is going back into jail?   

[Taffin]

This thread has more stamina than me!  Please can anyone give me a 5 bullet point catch up? 🙏

[FitnessFrenzy]

This thread has more stamina than me!  Please can anyone give me a 5 bullet point catch up? 🙏

bhanks:

- deleted his facebook account. Reasons unknown.
- appears to have taken a forklift driver certificate recently.
- is arguing with people on reddit who call his watch collection shit
- uploads youtube videos and deletes them like a coward
- har applied to several new law schools

[Grape Ape]

bhanks:

- deleted his facebook account. Reasons unknown.
- appears to have taken a forklift driver certificate recently.
- is arguing with people on reddit who call his watch collection shit
- uploads youtube videos and deletes them like a coward
- har applied to several new law schools

The correct answer was "no, we aren't your google fuckface".

No offense, Taffin, but rules are rules.

[WrongAdvices]

Banned from here

Banned from Law school

Banned from Facebook

Failed at 405 squat

Watch band

[Lartinos]

His Reddit name was Prestigious-Tart6621 which he has abandoned after being caught lying.

[Grape Ape]

For research purposes, how the f did someone here find that?

[joswift]

His Reddit name was Prestigious-Tart6621 which he has abandoned after being caught lying.

only a fag could come up with a name like that

[Phantom Spunker]

For research purposes, how the f did someone here find that?

The Reddit account? Or the Forklift certificate?

For the forklift certificate, I have no idea, haha. If you mean the Reddit account, I noticed the watches and then could tell instantly it was him by the personality. He thought he was being sly by hiding his posts, but you can still find them by searching his profile name on Google.

I should add, I got permanently banned from there after about 5 minutes of trolling a long time ago, but I do like to browse some of the wrist watch threads.

[Grape Ape]

The Reddit account? Or the Forklift certificate?

For the forklift certificate, I have no idea, haha. If you mean the Reddit account, I noticed the watches and then could tell instantly it was him by the personality. He thought he was being sly by hiding his posts, but you can still find them by searching his profile name on Google.

I should add, I got permanently banned from there after about 5 minutes of trolling a long time ago, but I do like to browse some of the wrist watch threads.

Oh that's wild that you just randomly found him.

[Rambone]

The Reddit account? Or the Forklift certificate?

For the forklift certificate, I have no idea, haha. If you mean the Reddit account, I noticed the watches and then could tell instantly it was him by the personality. He thought he was being sly by hiding his posts, but you can still find them by searching his profile name on Google.

I should add, I got permanently banned from there after about 5 minutes of trolling a long time ago, but I do like to browse some of the wrist watch threads.

Excellent work on reddit. The forklift cert is fake news. Here’s the original

[WrongAdvices]

Oh that's wild that you just randomly found him.

Imagine all the other forums and hellholes he’s hanging out bragging in. It’s probably like that scene in Men in Black where they open the locker and realize they’re just one small place in a huge bus station of aliens.

[Phantom Spunker]

Excellent work on reddit. The forklift cert is fake news. Here’s the original

Oh, damn. I was pissing myself laughing at the thought of the 'racing car driver' pulling skids in his forklift while constantly refreshing Getbig on his phone.

[Walter Sobchak]

Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

I figure they probably got the official diagnosis that his kid is a retard.

[Rambone]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

[Lartinos]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

When you can’t even drive a forklift and just live off of an inheritance there will be some concessions along the way.

“Violent Crime: Selma’s violent crime rate is nearly three times higher than that of the Outer Banks.”

[IroNat]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

Bhanky made his house a target for thieves advertising his cars, tricycle and watch collection.

[Dave D]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

When you can’t even drive a forklift and just live off of an inheritance there will be some concessions along the way. “ iolent Crime: Selma’s violent crime rate is nearly three times higher than that of the Outer Banks.”

Bhanky made his house a target for thieves advertising his cars, tricycle and watch collection.

Hankins has the respect of the streets. He rode a Vespa through the hood of Yonkers, and was feared. Based on what’s he’s shared here he has judges on call and knows the police chiefs. He can sleep fine.