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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2850 on: December 29, 2025, 07:50:55 PM »
hes finally realised what he has to do to complete a 400lb deadlift

HAHAHAHA YES

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2851 on: December 30, 2025, 06:54:46 AM »
I think I know what he is thinking.

Imagine the giant pieces of French Toast he can handle now..
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2852 on: December 30, 2025, 07:28:32 AM »
Getbig says i have a fuckin GUT!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2853 on: December 30, 2025, 07:33:05 AM »
Getbig says i have a fuckin GUT!


He is one of those guys who deludes himself into thinking he is lean just because he has "visible abs". There was a very great youtube video about this psychological phenomenon, let me try to dig it up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2854 on: December 30, 2025, 07:42:00 AM »
found it, this video is pretty good, someone should make a similar video about brian


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2855 on: December 30, 2025, 07:42:40 AM »
He is one of those guys who deludes himself into thinking he is lean just because he has "visible abs". There was a very great youtube video about this psychological phenomenon, let me try to dig it up.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2856 on: December 30, 2025, 07:43:29 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2857 on: December 30, 2025, 07:50:34 AM »
Hello Brian :)

are you consciously trying to be annoying or do you have a mental condition?

you must know that its pissing everyone off with endless posts and bumping old threads,?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2858 on: December 30, 2025, 07:56:16 AM »
This was from a pm from Josh - CHALLENGING  - Bhank to a contest


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2859 on: December 30, 2025, 07:58:48 AM »
This was from a pm from Josh - CHALLENGING  - Bhank to a contest


Josh is in great shape !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2860 on: December 30, 2025, 01:30:42 PM »
 :)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2861 on: December 30, 2025, 01:45:33 PM »
I should buy stocks in Reddit now that bhanks posts there.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2862 on: December 30, 2025, 03:24:25 PM »
:)

Nah, I understand where he is coming from.

I think it's likely he's a bit addicted and is sort of balancing that with not overspending at any given time (let's not debate whether it is, I wouldn't spend it but we'll ignore that)

But, there is definitely diminishing returns with watches, just like any other product.   I have maybe something like 20 pairs of headphones in this house but no pair is worth more than $2k AU.  Same with guitars, I have a lot of them too but nothing over $2.5k AU.  There comes a point where any further expense is questionable.  It's just something that might look better (and I stress might).  For headphones, it might sound a few percent better as you go up.  For a guitar, it'll almost universally just be look and feel. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2863 on: December 30, 2025, 07:29:04 PM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2864 on: December 30, 2025, 08:24:26 PM »
Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2865 on: December 30, 2025, 08:48:44 PM »
Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

His wife is a bit old to get pregnant.

I mentioned that to him one time I think and he wasn’t hearing it though.

Egg donor could solve that though as she isn’t that old.

Do they have giant spoons attached to trucks as well?

If he could get both a forklift and spoonlift certifications I think he would be fully prepared.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2866 on: December 30, 2025, 08:56:34 PM »
Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

There was no life changing event. He just said that so MethMike would stop blowing up his inbox

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2867 on: December 31, 2025, 04:46:24 AM »
Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

The ankle brace thing maybe means he is going back into jail?   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2868 on: December 31, 2025, 09:06:33 AM »
This thread has more stamina than me!  Please can anyone give me a 5 bullet point catch up? 🙏
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2869 on: December 31, 2025, 09:41:21 AM »
This thread has more stamina than me!  Please can anyone give me a 5 bullet point catch up? 🙏

bhanks:

- deleted his facebook account. Reasons unknown.
- appears to have taken a forklift driver certificate recently.
- is arguing with people on reddit who call his watch collection shit
- uploads youtube videos and deletes them like a coward
- har applied to several new law schools

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2870 on: December 31, 2025, 09:59:24 AM »
bhanks:

- deleted his facebook account. Reasons unknown.
- appears to have taken a forklift driver certificate recently.
- is arguing with people on reddit who call his watch collection shit
- uploads youtube videos and deletes them like a coward
- har applied to several new law schools

The correct answer was "no, we aren't your google fuckface".

No offense, Taffin, but rules are rules.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2871 on: December 31, 2025, 10:16:24 AM »
Banned from here

Banned from Law school

Banned from Facebook

Failed at 405 squat

Watch band

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2872 on: December 31, 2025, 10:27:14 AM »
His Reddit name was Prestigious-Tart6621 which he has abandoned after being caught lying.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2873 on: December 31, 2025, 10:49:40 AM »
For research purposes, how the f did someone here find that?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2874 on: December 31, 2025, 10:51:26 AM »
His Reddit name was Prestigious-Tart6621 which he has abandoned after being caught lying.

only a fag could come up with a name like that