Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Phantom Spunker]

For research purposes, how the f did someone here find that?

The Reddit account? Or the Forklift certificate?

For the forklift certificate, I have no idea, haha. If you mean the Reddit account, I noticed the watches and then could tell instantly it was him by the personality. He thought he was being sly by hiding his posts, but you can still find them by searching his profile name on Google.

I should add, I got permanently banned from there after about 5 minutes of trolling a long time ago, but I do like to browse some of the wrist watch threads.

[Grape Ape]

The Reddit account? Or the Forklift certificate?

For the forklift certificate, I have no idea, haha. If you mean the Reddit account, I noticed the watches and then could tell instantly it was him by the personality. He thought he was being sly by hiding his posts, but you can still find them by searching his profile name on Google.

I should add, I got permanently banned from there after about 5 minutes of trolling a long time ago, but I do like to browse some of the wrist watch threads.

Oh that's wild that you just randomly found him.

[Rambone]

The Reddit account? Or the Forklift certificate?

For the forklift certificate, I have no idea, haha. If you mean the Reddit account, I noticed the watches and then could tell instantly it was him by the personality. He thought he was being sly by hiding his posts, but you can still find them by searching his profile name on Google.

I should add, I got permanently banned from there after about 5 minutes of trolling a long time ago, but I do like to browse some of the wrist watch threads.

Excellent work on reddit. The forklift cert is fake news. Here’s the original

[WrongAdvices]

Oh that's wild that you just randomly found him.

Imagine all the other forums and hellholes he’s hanging out bragging in. It’s probably like that scene in Men in Black where they open the locker and realize they’re just one small place in a huge bus station of aliens.

[Phantom Spunker]

Excellent work on reddit. The forklift cert is fake news. Here’s the original

Oh, damn. I was pissing myself laughing at the thought of the 'racing car driver' pulling skids in his forklift while constantly refreshing Getbig on his phone.

[Walter Sobchak]

Have we determined Hankins' life changing event? 

A bun in the oven perhaps?

I figure they probably got the official diagnosis that his kid is a retard.

[Rambone]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

[Lartinos]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

When you can’t even drive a forklift and just live off of an inheritance there will be some concessions along the way.

“Violent Crime: Selma’s violent crime rate is nearly three times higher than that of the Outer Banks.”

[IroNat]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

Bhanky made his house a target for thieves advertising his cars, tricycle and watch collection.

[Dave D]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

When you can’t even drive a forklift and just live off of an inheritance there will be some concessions along the way. “ iolent Crime: Selma’s violent crime rate is nearly three times higher than that of the Outer Banks.”

Bhanky made his house a target for thieves advertising his cars, tricycle and watch collection.

Hankins has the respect of the streets. He rode a Vespa through the hood of Yonkers, and was feared. Based on what’s he’s shared here he has judges on call and knows the police chiefs. He can sleep fine.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Don't worry about bhank's safety. He said in a video that he would crush soul crusher, so a random intruder in his house will not be a challenge for him.

[joswift]

Bhanky made his house a target for desperate thieves advertising his crappy cars, stupid tricycle and junk watch collection.

fixed

[Rambone]

Thank you guys for easing my anxiety before the new year starts.

[IroNat]

I like bhank’s house and all but am concerned for his safety although we all know he can defend himself. The town of Selma where he know lives is high in crime. It’s only safer that 9% of the cities in the U.S. Uncoincidentally, the majority of the population is BLACK! Pray for him tonight.

F grade.   Not good at all.

https://www.areavibes.com/selma-nc/crime/

[Hulkotron]

F grade.   Not good at all.

https://www.areavibes.com/selma-nc/crime

[38 returns]

do you recall Brian boasting about the restaurant scene he would be a part of

he gets prepped microwave meals

[joswift]

do you recall Brian boasting about the restaurant scene he would be a part of

he gets prepped microwave meals

maybe he cant go out shopping or eating out because of his tag..

[Rambone]

F grade.   Not good at all.

https://www.areavibes.com/selma-nc/crime/

Thank you

[LurkerNoMore]

Nobody's mentioned it, but I really think that Selma place is a F grade.

[LurkerNoMore]

The man is dangerously retarded. You'll find posts of his on here stating that he doesn't give a shit about watches and he's happy with his Seiko Turtle. He got into this hobby around 10 months ago and now he hates Seiko and has bought over 60 (yes, 60) pieces of shit and pissed away the money he made selling his house.

Forget about investing it or putting it in a savings account for Spencer. The jobless moron decided to buy dozens of Chinese knock-offs, homages, and random, stupid jump-hours, and he paid full retail price for everything. He's literally chucked 100 grand down the toilet when he could have just bought 4 or 5 nice pieces for different occasions and left it at that.

Of course, the fear of not having the biggest collection is what drove him to this, not a love of horology. He wants to look like an experienced time-piece aficionado with an eclectic and inspired collection gathered over many years. Instead, he looks like the impulsive and bone-headed narcissist that he is.

Hence why he's now desperate for validation from the watch-community on Reddit and arguing with anyone stupid enough to give him the time of day. This is what Methyl Mike needs to realise: there's no friendship with Brian. There's no conversation. He's talking at you. You are mere words on a screen and he's only paying attention for as long as you're assuaging his panicked thoughts or stroking his ego.

Oooh... double innuendo pun for the intellects on here.   All three of us that is.

[webstar]

Thank you guys for easing my anxiety before the new year starts.

Do you think any of bhanky’s house guests for New Year’s ended up in a ditch

[joswift]

Do you think any of bhanky’s house guests for New Year’s ended up in a ditch

there were no house guests this year

[IroNat]

Sorry about those multiple posts.
My computer kept freezing and I kept pushing Save.

 

[Rambone]

Sorry about those multiple posts.
My computer kept freezing and I kept pushing Save.

 

Same happened to me in multiple threads. True story!

[Lartinos]

Would be funny to see Bhank’s trike get stolen and you see some ghetto guy driving it around their neighborhood.