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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3175 on: February 24, 2026, 08:28:36 AM »
He was never truly into collecting watches.......he just wanted to look/feel important.

Just another fad/status symbol like the tricycle,the Vette,the Harley,the chickens,the overly vicious dog,the nine computer monitors,and all of his other nonsensical bullshit.

He`s the ultimate attention whore!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3176 on: February 24, 2026, 08:32:26 AM »
He was never truly into collecting watches.......he just wanted to look/feel important.

Just another fad/status symbol like the tricycle,the Vette,the Harley,the chickens,the overly vicious dog,the nine computer monitors,and all of his other nonsensical bullshit.

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Im surprised hes not broke the way he throws money away

Fingers crossed we see him sucking cocks for $5 a go under the pier

Then again hes sucking cocks for free already

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3177 on: February 24, 2026, 08:37:20 AM »
Im surprised hes not broke the way he throws money away

Fingers crossed we see him sucking cocks for $5 a go under the pier

Then again hes sucking cocks for free already
LOL  ;D

I literally can`t stand the co cksucker.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3178 on: February 24, 2026, 10:49:43 AM »
man, hes pushing the watch sales,... claims some watch that is coming out will sell for double on the secondary market. Hes paying Feb 27 cost and selling it for that but claims it will sell for double immediately  ::)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3179 on: February 24, 2026, 02:26:39 PM »
man, hes pushing the watch sales,... claims some watch that is coming out will sell for double on the secondary market. Hes paying Feb 27 cost and selling it for that but claims it will sell for double immediately  ::)

not if anyone sees him wearing it

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3180 on: February 24, 2026, 05:10:55 PM »
Is he open to selling the watch to getbig members? It might be nice to own a genuine piece of Hankins memorabilia.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3181 on: February 24, 2026, 05:30:41 PM »
I think he is going to be rich selling his fake watches to his 16 FB friends.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3182 on: February 24, 2026, 05:48:12 PM »
How many watches do you strict curl?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3183 on: February 24, 2026, 07:36:36 PM »
His back looks slightly improved based on his FB pics. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3184 on: February 24, 2026, 08:01:30 PM »
Maybe spending $100k/year on watches when you're unemployed is not the best financial approach.

Hey fuck you guy you're not a CHARTERED fineanal analist

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3185 on: February 24, 2026, 09:05:00 PM »
How long before Brian is out selling watches at his local flea market?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3186 on: February 24, 2026, 09:58:45 PM »
How long before Brian is out sucking dicks behind his local flea market?

As soon as the weather breaks. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3187 on: February 24, 2026, 10:21:50 PM »
Haha that was a great comment Abraham!  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3188 on: February 24, 2026, 11:12:04 PM »
Is he open to selling the watch to getbig members? It might be nice to own a genuine piece of Hankins memorabilia.

Most of the watches are godawful ugly, but I would kinda laugh at owning the Hankins BP monitor or that dart that was roaming around his floor.

Most of his friends have him on the "pay no mind" list, except for some dude that keeps sneak dissing him :-\.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3189 on: February 25, 2026, 01:08:50 AM »
Maybe if chaos offered him just a bit more for the Harley,Brian just might throw in a new Mickey Mouse Limited Edition watch for free.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3190 on: February 25, 2026, 02:54:43 AM »
Most of the watches are godawful ugly, but I would kinda laugh at owning the Hankins BP monitor or that dart that was roaming around his floor.

Most of his friends have him on the "pay no mind" list, except for some dude that keeps sneak dissing him :-\.

His wrist cuff is more believable as a timepiece than his entire collection

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3191 on: February 25, 2026, 03:21:07 AM »
Most of the watches are godawful ugly

I actually always found that endearing - the idea that he was just buying what he wanted, instead of what was conventionally "easy".

Not quite so romantic when it starts devolving into ye olde profiteering


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3192 on: February 25, 2026, 04:39:00 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3193 on: February 25, 2026, 06:55:49 AM »
I actually always found that endearing - the idea that he was just buying what he wanted, instead of what was conventionally "easy".



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3194 on: February 25, 2026, 06:58:51 AM »
"Limited Edition" items with a small run that sells out very fast can indeed command above-retail prices on secondary markets like eBay.  Maybe bhanks can make a tidy little profit here.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3195 on: February 25, 2026, 09:07:04 AM »
His wrist cuff is more believable as a timepiece than his entire collection

I'm ashamed to say I kept this... :-[
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3196 on: February 25, 2026, 09:44:44 AM »
My BP has been a little high lately, 127/75ish.

The cuff there looks to be on bhank's wrist, is that the correct use of it?  Usually they go on your upper arm.

Maybe his biceps are too big for that.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3197 on: February 25, 2026, 09:50:31 AM »
How long before Brian is out selling watches at his local flea market?

how long before brian is spreading fleas around his local watch market?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3198 on: February 25, 2026, 10:01:02 AM »
I'm ashamed to say I kept this... :-[

could be worth something when hes famous for butchering his family

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3199 on: February 25, 2026, 10:07:35 AM »
I'm ashamed to say I kept this... :-[

This is for real ???