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Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« on: January 18, 2026, 09:03:33 AM »
If you can only work out twice a week and you want to add the most size and strength as quickly as possible, 5 sets each of deadlift, bench and squat, in that order, twice a week with at least 2 rest days between, and try to add to reps and poundages a little each session. 

That is the absolutely best routine, bar none.  Do this for 6 months before considering any changes.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2026, 09:04:54 AM »
If you can only work out twice a week and you want to add the most size and strength as quickly as possible, 5 sets each of deadlift, bench and squat, in that order, twice a week with at least 2 rest days between, and try to add to reps and poundages a little each session. 

That is the absolutely best routine, bar none.  Do this for 6 months before considering any changes.

joswift built a championship physique stretching rubber bands and eating a few sausages, so I doubt the validity of this.
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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2026, 09:05:55 AM »
joswift built a championship physique stretching rubber bands and eating a few sausages, so I doubt the validity of this.
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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2026, 09:07:33 AM »
abbreviated routines are good though

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2026, 09:09:29 AM »
I have been getting great results doing twice a week 20 minutes of light cardio and 20 minutes of machines (once upper body, once lower body)

Less is more

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2026, 09:19:48 AM »
Should be mandatory for all young males over 15, surprised Russia and China not already requiring.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2026, 10:05:01 AM »
joswift built a championship physique stretching rubber bands and eating a few sausages, so I doubt the validity of this.

correct.  ;D

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2026, 11:46:46 AM »
Throw in rows (or pullups) and overhead presses too.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2026, 11:48:31 AM »
Don't forget to drink canola oil.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2026, 11:54:34 AM »
Don't forget to drink inject canola oil.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #10 on: Today at 12:50:44 AM »
correct.  ;D
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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #11 on: Today at 01:28:55 AM »
I have been getting great results doing twice a week 20 minutes of light cardio and 20 minutes of machines (once upper body, once lower body)

Less is more

Sounds hideously slothful.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #12 on: Today at 01:37:31 AM »
If you can only work out twice a week and you want to add the most size and strength as quickly as possible, 5 sets each of deadlift, bench and squat, in that order, twice a week with at least 2 rest days between, and try to add to reps and poundages a little each session. 

That is the absolutely best routine, bar none.  Do this for 6 months before considering any changes.

Its a good session but the body needs more exercises. Maybe one other day for overhead pressing, calves, pull ups, curls and dips, lateral raises, abs and glute machine.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #13 on: Today at 02:35:50 AM »
Lifting weights is not complicated and not rocket science. The only people who move to make it complicated are the people trying to sell you something.

All you need are basic moves such as horizontal/vertical presses, hip hinges, horizontal/vertical pulls, squats, and carries.

Science based lifting is a piece of garbage scam. What the heck does science based lifting even mean? Snake oil salesman such as Nippard, Isratel, and Athleanx are lowlife vultures who love to pray on people with science based lifting. They use clickbait, mis interpret studies purposely to fit whatever course they’re trying to sell, and promote overly complicated exercises disguised as the best and most logical science based lifts. Their fucking tier lists should burn in Hades. And you see people in the gym, who have looked the same for years, performing all these worthless exercise variations from the videos: Such as the sideways reverse pec deck, lying face down on the floor 1 arm pull downs, or the lying bicep curls with 15 lb dumbbells.

If you’re fat, eat less! Yes, you will be hungry! No you can’t get lean and not ever be hungry. Walk more. If you’re out of breath walking up stairs, figure it out. You probably need to walk more. If you go many hours without eating, or even a day, guess what? You won’t collapse from hunger. Your body won’t break down. Stop eating gummy bears at the gym. If you just did an hour of biceps and triceps and sat down the majority of the workout, do you honestly think you burned a ton of calories? Do you really need a recovery shake?

Get stronger on basic lifts that you enjoy doing. Get stronger consistently over many years. Eat well for years. Be consistent with your nutrition. Take some walks each week. If you can’t lose weight, be honest with yourself. No one is forcing you to eat the way you do. No one is forcing you to eat donuts and pizza every day. If you are happy with how you look and your health is fine, then yes you can enjoy donuts and pizza. But if you’re obese and in poor health, eat less donuts and pizza. Enough with sugar free ketchup. Do you really want to spend your life creating low calorie high protein recipes just so you can eat pizza and cookies each day? Do you really need to spend $100.00 dollars for a digital cookbook that shows you how to make high protein pancakes?

Stop cooking with oil! Stop snacking! Sleep more! You need to eat less if you can’t lose weight. You need to lift heavier if you can’t gain muscle. No you shouldn’t foam roll and stretch with bands in a corner for an hour. No you shouldn’t lie on the floor in the middle of the gym doing 9090 stretches and blowing a balloon to master diaphragm breathing. It’s your choice if you want to take steroids. Maybe you’ll respond well and won’t have side effects. Maybe you will.

Everyone is different. There is no gym police task force. If you want to squat deep…then do so. If you like doing machines…Fine. If you are in pain after doing a certain exercise, it’s not the exercise’s fault.

Eat better, move more, and train better to make progress. That’s it.
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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #14 on: Today at 03:28:51 AM »
I am in agreement except about not cooking with oil, good oil is fine to cook with in moderation, butter, coconut oil, ghee are great choices also yoga and breathing exercises are important, nothing wrong with finding a quite corner of the gym for half an hour and stretching that shit out.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #15 on: Today at 04:00:00 AM »
I am in agreement except about not cooking with oil, good oil is fine to cook with in moderation, butter, coconut oil, ghee are great choices also yoga and breathing exercises are important, nothing wrong with finding a quite corner of the gym for half an hour and stretching that shit out.
Good quality oils in moderation-I agree with you. I like butter, ghee, and mac nut oil.

What I'm saying is if someone is having trouble losing weight and can't figure out why they're having trouble losing weight, they could perhaps look at how much oil they're using to cook with. If you're cooking ground beef, I find there is no need to add oil because the beef has more than enough fat to lubricate the cooking pan. But if Mrs. Devita has been having trouble losing weight and the scale isn't moving...she should be careful if she's dumping tons of oil in the pan. I think a lot of folks are unaware of how quick calories can add up from cooking oils, sauces, and serving sizes.

Finding a quiet corner to stretch is is okay if you enjoy it. What I'm referring to is someone who takes 1 hour to warm up and is smack dab in the middle of the cable stations with 10 resistance bands tied to their legs in a deep split because they're having trouble squatting and think this will fix them. I think their time would be better spent learning how to squat.
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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #16 on: Today at 04:49:58 AM »
Its not just about enjoying stretching it is important for a more functional relaxed body.

If I was frying 5 percent fat mince on prep I would still add a tsp of coconut oil in the pan.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #17 on: Today at 04:56:41 AM »
Its not just about enjoying stretching it is important for a more functional relaxed body.

If I was frying 5 percent fat mince on prep I would still add a tsp of coconut oil in the pan.
Which I agree with because you have calculated your diet, you have control, you're precise, and you know your body. But if someone is struggling to lose weight, and they typically just willy nilly dumps half a bottle olive oil into the pan, or use a stick of butter to cook eggs, they should perhaps look into how many calories they're consuming from cooking oils and should keep track of those oil calories if they don't usually pay attention to them.
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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #18 on: Today at 05:37:37 AM »
Its a good session but the body needs more exercises. Maybe one other day for overhead pressing, calves, pull ups, curls and dips, lateral raises, abs and glute machine.

I should have added that this is meant for a skinny beginner trying to put on mass and build up a foundation, but with pretty limited time.  One more day would be much better and give many more options.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #19 on: Today at 06:14:08 AM »
NaturalWonder83's dropping knowlege! Good stuff!

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #20 on: Today at 07:08:45 AM »
Why are Gummy Bears being discriminated against in this thread?


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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #21 on: Today at 07:44:34 AM »
deadlift bench squat

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #22 on: Today at 07:51:18 AM »
Why are Gummy Bears being discriminated against in this thread?


Gummy bears and gummy candies are fantastic. As are Swedish Berries. The Haribo gummies from Germany taste better than the American made ones. Albanese gummies are also delicious. If you want to eat gummy candies mid workout, then go right ahead. It's your choice. But if someone thinks they're essential in "replenishing glycogen" burned during a machine chest press and lat pulldown superset because pro bodybuilders and influencers reccoment that, then that's where I disagree.
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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #23 on: Today at 08:20:22 AM »
Agree with everything written here. You can build a tremendous physique with about 5 exercises. We all have our favorites but I like bench, squat, romanian deadlift, row and overhead press. Your arms will grow from all of this.

As for calves- either you got them or you don't. I remember the late Pellius said, after doing an extreme routine to build his calves, it wasn't worth the effort in the end. Yes his calves grew but the workouts were insane.

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Re: Not rocket science: Deadlift, Bench, and Squat
« Reply #24 on: Today at 08:22:23 AM »
If you can only work out twice a week and you want to add the most size and strength as quickly as possible, 5 sets each of deadlift, bench and squat, in that order, twice a week with at least 2 rest days between, and try to add to reps and poundages a little each session. 

That is the absolutely best routine, bar none.  Do this for 6 months before considering any changes.
Why 5 sets each? Why not 3, 6, 25?