I have conquered the world of online message building and body decompressing. A few months ago I came on these boards as an insecure boy looking for approval. Based on the responses I got from my pictures and my manly banter I can tell there is a lot of members on this forum that would like to emulate me body and mind and become a Champion themselves. Now let me tell you that is no easy feat. There is only one Alexxx and yes he can sign autographs if you sent him cold hard cash no briefs or love letters accepted(earl). During my time online I have had many positive responses from my professional bodybuilders supporters. Not to name drop but a few include: Lee Priest, Phil Heath, Milos, Luke Wood, Vinny Galanti, Richard Jones, Mark Dugdale, Bob Chick, Doggcrapp, Bob Bonham, Ron Avidan, and many many more I lost count of.
In the past few months I have made successfull programs for the professionals out there and one has reportedly put on a 1/2 a pound on his pecs just from one workout!
But he is under 5 foot high so it wasn't as hard for him. Many pros are unwilling to try and follow the exact routines because of the obvious intense nature of those programs. (chick) It is obviously not meant for the weak and differentiates a champion from an also ran.
I find no more challenges online. I usually need no more than two words to own anyone. What I am getting at is... Alexxx is gonna start competing soon. I plan to win the mr. Montreal, mr. Quebec and mr. Canada all within 2 years. I know next year I will be ready to rumble and make those other competitors look like girly men. Nobody has as much charisma, beauoncy and mass as me as I see it. I have made many writers cry from shame because of my superior typing skills which I have mustered and skilled through many streneous hours and even days of practice and first hand experience.
To be continued.... or corrected.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by: Alexxx the future of the mr. Olympia contest and chosen one to lead bodybuilding into the right direction for the furture generations.
Mods if you need to move this then move it to the Z board as those guys barely get any hits to their board.