And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage
You're like the fat guy in the show that forgot to diet and tells everyone he's "holding some water"....
Wait! You WERE the fat guy. But it wasn't water, it was your carb up.
Dude, no amount of pump, Jan Tana, posing oil and great lighting could make you look remotely close to good.
Thanks for the laugh, though!