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« on: August 15, 2006, 11:37:36 AM »

Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..

hey bro you look good in those jeans.
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 11:39:35 AM »

you mean a STRAIGHT man would never say to another. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 11:40:31 AM »

Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..

hey bro you look good in those jeans.


you mean you should not say that...damm..Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2006, 11:43:12 AM »

'can you rub this suntan lotion on my back?'
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2006, 11:45:36 AM »

"hey man I got to use the bathroom come with me..."

or

"dude I need to try on these pants hold my wallet.."
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2006, 11:48:22 AM »

hey bro does this bathing suit make me look fat...
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2006, 11:54:19 AM »

"no I do not want the last slice of pizza it goes right to my hips..."

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"hey man just stop and ask for directions..."
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2006, 11:58:58 AM »

Honey i'm home !!
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2006, 12:05:02 PM »

what a cute outfit!



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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2006, 12:07:43 PM »

"dude where did you get those shoes and do they come in red?"

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"If you cared about me you would know why I was upset..."
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2006, 12:08:13 PM »

You're wearing the same underwear/shoes/jeans/etc that I am. How could you?
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2006, 12:12:09 PM »

This shirt would make your eyes come out...
or this shirt would look sexy on you Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2006, 12:22:34 PM »

that craig biggio is so hot. i love him.
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2006, 12:28:44 PM »

"feel my muscle..no not there silly right here..oh your not touching the right part..oh nevermind, fine so im not Mr olympia I guess you hate me now....." crying.
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2006, 12:30:55 PM »

lol  I see gay people!  Cool
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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2006, 12:35:46 PM »

after popping the hood of his car: "I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at . . ."

"i don't know how to change a tire, that's why I have a triple A membership."

"i broke a nail unlocking my front door."
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2006, 02:35:33 PM »

"Stop Farting!"

"Its childish!"
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2006, 03:48:47 AM »

lets go camping alone Wink
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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2006, 03:52:47 AM »

"hey man im drunk can I stay over..sure you can sleep in my bed..."

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"dude your driving to fast..."

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"are you watching harold and kumar again that stuff is just stupid potty humor..."
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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2006, 04:31:50 AM »

"I'd like to make love to that beautiful young asian lady"
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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2006, 05:26:56 AM »

"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"

"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"

"I like your ass better than mine"

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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2006, 05:28:56 AM »

"Let me show you how to change the toilet paper roll."

"Please hand me a kleenex so I don't have to use my fingers to pick my nose."
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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2006, 05:33:30 AM »

"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"

"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"

"I like your ass better than mine"



LOL good one..Smiley

"hey buddy you look like you need a hug"

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"roger come quick steel magnolias is starting..."
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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2006, 05:58:26 AM »

lol...

"Do you think these pants make me look whorey?"
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2006, 06:07:30 AM »

"dude go change your shirt I can see your nipples thru it.."

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"no man I can't go to the game my mom called and were going shoping.."

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"roll the window up eddie your messing up my hair.."
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