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anything one man would never say to another period
« on: August 15, 2006, 12:37:36 PM »
Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..

hey bro you look good in those jeans.
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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 12:39:35 PM »
you mean a STRAIGHT man would never say to another. :)
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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 12:40:31 PM »
Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..

hey bro you look good in those jeans.


you mean you should not say that...damm..:)

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2006, 12:43:12 PM »
'can you rub this suntan lotion on my back?'

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2006, 12:45:36 PM »
"hey man I got to use the bathroom come with me..."

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"dude I need to try on these pants hold my wallet.."

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2006, 12:48:22 PM »
hey bro does this bathing suit make me look fat...
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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2006, 12:54:19 PM »
"no I do not want the last slice of pizza it goes right to my hips..."

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"hey man just stop and ask for directions..."

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2006, 12:58:58 PM »
Honey i'm home !!

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2006, 01:05:02 PM »
what a cute outfit!




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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2006, 01:07:43 PM »
"dude where did you get those shoes and do they come in red?"

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"If you cared about me you would know why I was upset..."

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2006, 01:08:13 PM »
You're wearing the same underwear/shoes/jeans/etc that I am. How could you?

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2006, 01:12:09 PM »
This shirt would make your eyes come out...
or this shirt would look sexy on you :P
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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2006, 01:22:34 PM »
that craig biggio is so hot. i love him.

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2006, 01:28:44 PM »
"feel my muscle..no not there silly right here..oh your not touching the right part..oh nevermind, fine so im not Mr olympia I guess you hate me now....." crying.

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2006, 01:30:55 PM »
lol  I see gay people!  8)

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2006, 01:35:46 PM »
after popping the hood of his car: "I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at . . ."

"i don't know how to change a tire, that's why I have a triple A membership."

"i broke a nail unlocking my front door."

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2006, 03:35:33 PM »
"Stop Farting!"

"Its childish!"
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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2006, 04:48:47 AM »
lets go camping alone ;)
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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2006, 04:52:47 AM »
"hey man im drunk can I stay over..sure you can sleep in my bed..."

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"dude your driving to fast..."

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"are you watching harold and kumar again that stuff is just stupid potty humor..."

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2006, 05:31:50 AM »
"I'd like to make love to that beautiful young asian lady"

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2006, 06:26:56 AM »
"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"

"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"

"I like your ass better than mine"


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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2006, 06:28:56 AM »
"Let me show you how to change the toilet paper roll."

"Please hand me a kleenex so I don't have to use my fingers to pick my nose."
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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2006, 06:33:30 AM »
"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"

"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"

"I like your ass better than mine"



LOL good one..:)

"hey buddy you look like you need a hug"

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"roger come quick steel magnolias is starting..."

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2006, 06:58:26 AM »
lol...

"Do you think these pants make me look whorey?"

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Re: anything one man would never say to another period
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2006, 07:07:30 AM »
"dude go change your shirt I can see your nipples thru it.."

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"no man I can't go to the game my mom called and were going shoping.."

or

"roll the window up eddie your messing up my hair.."