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WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« on: August 19, 2006, 12:59:26 PM »
Shocking!!
off Steriods!!
He was supended after he failed the WWE wellness program :o

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2006, 01:03:30 PM »
How romantic, kissing in front of the burnt dominos pizza and styrofoam dinnerware.

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2006, 01:04:04 PM »
How romantic, kissing in front of the burnt dominos pizza and styrofoam dinnerware.

 ;D ;D ;D
As true Adonis would say Steriods ;D

The article read:
Chris Masters has been off WWE TV for several weeks as a result of a failed "Wellness" drug test. It was reported that Masters tested positive for muscle-enhancing drugs, rumored to be anabolic steroids. Last night, Masters made his return to the ring at a TV taping for OVW. After sitting out his suspension and getting off the performance enhancing drugs, Masters' appearance has changed drastically - to the point where it would be impossible to keep his "Masterpiece" gimmick

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2006, 01:59:11 PM »
All drugs

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2006, 02:08:06 PM »
What a little punk he really is... I expect him to shrink even more.

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2006, 02:09:41 PM »
i think he got suspended for using unscripted pain killers....

Kind of like Danielson

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2006, 02:22:25 PM »
wtv it is...he's ruined! lol
that was his whole gimmick! now he's gonna be the MASTERPIECE(of shit) :P

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2006, 02:25:26 PM »
theres pics of him in MD from a few years ago advertising underwear or something. He must have only been 20-21 at the time and he was still huge back then. What a difference, i cant believe they thought he was natural  ::)
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2006, 02:44:22 PM »
so the wwe is now enforcing drugs tests for juice?? thats sad........
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2006, 04:48:03 PM »
Shocking!!
off Steriods!!
He was supended after he failed the WWE wellness program :o

Wow.

Another pathetic juicer, back to reality.......
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2006, 04:59:54 PM »
..this is just another way for WWE to cash in on the storylines of today....all the big sports guys getting busted for roids.  If someone can write a good angle on it, it could be entertaining to watch.

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2006, 05:03:44 PM »
bic is right on the money......



Chris came down only because of the storyline.  He's still wearing his masterpiece trunks and people are laughing at him....in the wrestling industry that's great. 

When he comes back to WWE, expect the crowd to chant....STEROIDS!!!
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2006, 05:04:02 PM »
Too bad for Masters. His whole gimmick was based around being jacked.


He really sucks......he can't cut a promo, he has zero personality, zero charisma, and he sure as fuck can't wrestle. He was Randy Orton on Steroids.


He's fucked. Yet, I bet Vince still pushes his worthless ass............
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2006, 05:12:57 PM »
Maybe they could make the most of the situation (screwed up hormonal profile, ridiculous loss of size, etc) by pushing him as "Estrogen Man", an effeminate, supersensitive Metrosexual girlie man type.
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2006, 05:58:36 PM »
He better learn to plancha.
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2006, 06:04:44 PM »
I wonder what kind of stack he took for him to shrink so quick :o

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2006, 06:13:29 PM »
Maybe they could make the most of the situation (screwed up hormonal profile, ridiculous loss of size, etc) by pushing him as "Estrogen Man", an effeminate, supersensitive Metrosexual girlie man type.

Isn't that Randy Orton's gimmick?
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2006, 06:34:15 PM »
Damn, that is a shocking difference

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2006, 07:01:22 PM »
Isn't that Randy Orton's gimmick?

I wouldn't consider Orton's character "sensitive". I guess Orton is the cocky "heel" version of the Metrosexual. Maybe they could make this Masters guy the sensitive, compasionate, blubbering, Oprah watching, "babyface" Metrosexual to contrast Orton's arrogance.
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2006, 07:18:52 PM »
That isn't the most flattering pose to show of his muscles compared to the most muscular first pic. Can someone show a front-on pic of him off steroids?

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2006, 08:19:01 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ALL DRUGS.... Getbig is bringing shit back to reality lately.
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2006, 08:22:33 PM »
The biggest difference was with the guy who's trying to be the new 'rick rude' I forget his name, he's got a handlebar mustache, at first he came out all ripped and jacked.. like literally contest ready shape... now he comes out looking sad and deflated.

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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2006, 08:25:55 PM »
That isn't the most flattering pose to show of his muscles compared to the most muscular first pic. Can someone show a front-on pic of him off steroids?

who said he was off? look on to me in both pics diff doses diff positions diff training and no time to eat enough calories. every wrestler is hormonized,,you cant do shit with out hormones in wrestling. no one will look at you if you came on stage 6'5 220lb
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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2006, 01:43:40 AM »
I have seen this guy when he first steped in to venice Golds he was a young skinny kid dreams to be a big bodybuilder got caught in the scene started juicing and got a attitude. He is totally a guy with no muscle maturity or genetics and thats what happens when you juice with no base or foundation you lose everything when your off juice.


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Re: WWE - Chris Master Off Steriods!!
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2006, 08:15:46 AM »
gordiano you just hate orton because he's good looking and gets all the chicks

respect the legend killer :D

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