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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2006, 08:48:55 AM »
If onlY I had thought of that 20 years ago

well, i'm sorry.

But you can have that in front of everybody at the next class reunion.

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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2006, 08:49:23 AM »
Do all fat people have a stash of candy hidden somewhere ??
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2006, 08:50:55 AM »
Do all fat people have a stash of candy hidden somewhere ??

hahaha, sure they do.  In their desk at work,  bedroom night stand or closet, etc....  I think it's funny when they won't eat a lot in front of people.  "I'll just have a salad..." when you know they go home and scarf down a bag of oreos and a six pack of soda. hahaha

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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2006, 08:53:34 AM »
I hate fat people. I think you should be able to hit them with a hammer when you see them.
you can.....you didnt know?

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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2006, 09:01:24 AM »
Do all fat people have a stash of candy hidden somewhere ??

No fat people have JUST one stash of candy.

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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2006, 09:25:14 AM »
I deal daily with people who need to loose weight.  Most of them hold off eating till later in the day, their first mistake.  Then I usually hear "I stop at the donut shop and get a coffee with 2 doughnuts around 11 and that's it till dinner".  They don't realize that their body's are in a starvation mode and will give up muscle and store fat to keep from starving.  When I try to explain that to get lean they must eat small, nutritious meals every 4 hours, they think I'm nuts till they try it.  I've had people loose up to 12 lbs. in a week.  They can't believe how easy it is when you get started and just clean up their diet a little at a time.  When I see them, scale and callipers, they can't lie.  It's mostly educating them on how to put together meals and always plan for tomorrow.  In 4 years at this location, I have about a 90% success rate with dieters.  The only ones that fail are the "smart ones" who put together their own diet using what I gave them as a guideline, which never works.  I love fat people.  They make us, in shape people look so much better and when they come to me the fatter they are the more they need me.  In reality they don't, but sshhhhhh....keep em comming.  Common sense and a good mirror are the best tools for getting in shape  their are.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2006, 12:23:25 PM »
I deal daily with people who need to loose weight.  Most of them hold off eating till later in the day, their first mistake.  Then I usually hear "I stop at the donut shop and get a coffee with 2 doughnuts around 11 and that's it till dinner".  They don't realize that their body's are in a starvation mode and will give up muscle and store fat to keep from starving.  When I try to explain that to get lean they must eat small, nutritious meals every 4 hours, they think I'm nuts till they try it.  I've had people loose up to 12 lbs. in a week.  They can't believe how easy it is when you get started and just clean up their diet a little at a time.  When I see them, scale and callipers, they can't lie.  It's mostly educating them on how to put together meals and always plan for tomorrow.  In 4 years at this location, I have about a 90% success rate with dieters.  The only ones that fail are the "smart ones" who put together their own diet using what I gave them as a guideline, which never works.  I love fat people.  They make us, in shape people look so much better and when they come to me the fatter they are the more they need me.  In reality they don't, but sshhhhhh....keep em comming.  Common sense and a good mirror are the best tools for getting in shape  their are.

The problem isn't that they wait so long to eat, it's that these sacks of shit gorge themselves when they finally do eat.  The best way to lose weight is to control the amount you eat.  It really doesn't mater how you divide it up throughout the day.  You will not lose muscle if you keep up your training.  The fat will go first.