I didn't have time to read the whole thread, but I think I got the gist. Here's my observations on ice cream.
TOP TEN REASONS TO EAT ICE CREAM
1. Breyer's Cherry Vanilla rules!
2. You think True Adonis has a good physique and knows what he's talking about.
3. You have a fast metabolism and you can eat whatever you want without gaining weight.
4. You have an average metabolism and want to offset the 30 minutes of cardio you did at the gym.
5. You have a slow metabolism and want to be a fat cow.
6. Edy's Special Girl Scout Tagalong Ice Cream
7. Your significant other dumped you.
8. Your wife (or mother in Adonis case) just baked some warm chocolate chip cookies.
9. You need to look your fattest before you take your "Before" photos.
10. Heart disease runs in the family and your life sucks.
Special "I Scream" Ed