I'm glad you appreciate my work there, brah...but it's so very true!
The City of Chicago made the enterence exam for firefighters so dumb so the fkn 'Gs' can pass...it didn't even have mathematics because you know...MATH discriminates even though scientifically speaking MATH is the same and consistent EVERYWHERE but thats besides the point. It was at 5th grade reading comprehension. I was bored during it EXCEPT at looking at the interesting characters comming in to take it...
I seen bling bling...grills...hats busted to the right or left(depending on who the represent)...that gangsta crip walk...pants hanging off their asses...one pant leg rolled up...complete fkn sterotypical ummm...you know.
I was sitting there...middle of question #15...all sudden I heard faintly..."tryin to catch me ridin dirty...tryin to catch me ridin dirty..." then...' wut up...awww wassup baby...naw I aint be wit dat girl why u gott be trippin...Im all up at that fire man job thing...yup...naaa I just be sittin here...huh...naaa I just be chillin tonite...wat u be doin? '
Funny thing is if my cell phone went off and I answered it...my phone would get taken away...because the proctors wouldnt fear I'd make a 'race issue' out ofit. Also...the exam notification letter stated 9am SHARP! No exceptions...who were all the ones comming in at 9:20..9:30...9:35...9:47? Uh huh...yup! They will be the first ones the city hire because they HAVE to...front line saving lives...causing more fake non existent racial tension in the fire houses...on their cell phones juggling their mistress's...and blaming 'the man' for everything.
I fkn hate liberal democrats who see nothing wrong with this....
A re-affirming quote from our mayor about the exam:
"We not only want the best-qualified set of applicants. We also want the most diverse set of applicants. We want a Fire Department that looks like Chicago -- and that means more women and minorities in the ranks. I want children in Chicago -- regardless of gender or background -- to see Chicago firefighters in action and think, 'That could be me some day"
So when you're burning alive in your apartment bed and you look up at the 125lb black woman attempting to drag your charred, half-dead body from your soon-to-be firey tomb you'll think "Now this is an accurate respresentation of our cities people...keep pullin!"