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Laura Lee
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« on: September 14, 2006, 10:06:49 AM »

The Why's of Men?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
      (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
   (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

And my personal favorite:

6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
   (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 10:23:28 AM »

Very cute!

Vapor lock...ewww.
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 10:26:24 AM »

The Why's of Men?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
      (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
   (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

And my personal favorite:

6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
   (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Hardy har har  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 11:06:20 AM »

The Why's of Men?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are thinking about what to do after)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (because pubic hairs are holding their eyelids open)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (because the egg can't make up it's mind on size and color and style)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
      (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) That one was too good to delete!
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
   (so that men have dog's as a friend once they get kicked out)
And my personal favorite:

6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
  (so we could piss women off)  Grin 
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 11:32:44 AM »

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III like it. Well except for number 2 (didn't make sense to me, but I'm blonde Cheesy).  lol
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 11:41:39 AM »

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III like it. Well except for number 2 (didn't make sense to me, but I'm blonde Cheesy).  lol

shes blowing him...............get it?

pubes in her eye

oral sex is what men call sex
(blow job)
 Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 11:47:29 AM »

shes blowing him...............get it?

pubes in her eye

oral sex is what men call sex
(blow job)
 Cheesy
Oh, tee-hee, well that never happens to me   Grin
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 11:58:13 AM »

Oh, tee-hee, well that never happens to me   Grin

i hope not..................... .............
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 11:59:51 AM »

i hope not..................... .............
Grin (you know why)
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2006, 02:01:50 PM »

HAHAHAAH. the original and edited versions are awesome
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2006, 03:23:18 PM »

shes blowing him...............get it?

pubes in her eye

oral sex is what men call sex
(blow job)
 Cheesy

Nuh-uh, ...not according to Bill Clinton.  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2006, 11:38:09 AM »

Nuh-uh, ...not according to Bill Clinton.  Wink
But according to Monica....
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2006, 06:08:50 AM »

The Why's of Men?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are thinking about what to do after)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (because pubic hairs are holding their eyelids open)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (because the egg can't make up it's mind on size and color and style)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
      (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) That one was too good to delete!
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
   (so that men have dog's as a friend once they get kicked out)
And my personal favorite:

6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
  (so we could piss women off)  Grin 


this is totally fab.  i'd heard all of the previous jokes.



but your repartee is ....
180degrees

i'm learnin'

he hee heeeeeee
ta
xLinda
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