The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are thinking about what to do after)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (because pubic hairs are holding their eyelids open)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (because the egg can't make up it's mind on size and color and style)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) That one was too good to delete!
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so that men have dog's as a friend once they get kicked out)
And my personal favorite:
6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (so we could piss women off)