To those who think I'm dropping out of the NPC Mountaineer

[Mydavid]

Vince, if any of these kids do send a pizza or hoagies or wings to the hotel front desk in your name and they call you, PLEASE don't eat it.  I got money riding on you.  If I lose on the Olympia AND the mountaineer, I'll have no money for Pampers.  So just don't answer the door! 

Huggies, 240, Huggies...way better preventing the diaper rash...just my opinion.

xoxo
Lisa

[Vince B]

Just when I thought things couldn't get any more bizarre, Melvin updates us with more material. Naturally, Keith is obliged to keep up and provide us with even more entertainment. This weekend promises to be a watermark on Getbig. Reputations are at stake and businesses could fail if results aren't forthcoming. Anyone tried the number?

[newmom]

Huggies, 240, Huggies...way better preventing the diaper rash...just my opinion.

xoxo
Lisa

I agree lisa...and dont use pampers wipes toooooo moist

[TheGoldenPrince]

Just when I thought things couldn't get any more bizarre, Melvin updates us with more material. Naturally, Keith is obliged to keep up and provide us with even more entertainment. This weekend promises to be a watermark on Getbig. Reputations are at stake and businesses could fail if results aren't forthcoming. Anyone tried the number?

Vince, have you ever heard Melvin LIVE, in person? Here he is, owning Phatburner, direct from his website!

http://www.caliberfitness.com/phatburned.wav

[Vince B]

Review of Motel Goodrum has booked into:

Written: 07/28/2006  Aaron H.

"If my mom were Web 2.0 enabled she'd tell me that if I couldn't say something nice, not to say anything at all.  So, for mom...

If you're a filmmaker in need of a setting suitable for old school, basement made porn with wood paneling and everything, you've found your spot.

Also, when were completely skeeved out by the room and left immediately, they did refund our money.  They didn't even ask why."

 

[MAXX]

Vince, have you ever heard Melvin LIVE, in person? Here he is, owning Phatburner, direct from his website!

http://www.caliberfitness.com/phatburned.wav

ahahahah tripple V.

Seriously this guy must be mentally challanged

[Scimowser]

fuck this information crap, im waiting to see the pictures!!! 

[Rome]

vince...face it u do care what others think, why else would u post a confirmation...dont worry about getbig go do your thing..good luck

Agreed, way too much info given out by someone who doesn't care what others think.
That said, good luck at the show Vince.

[buffbodz]

This is what I predict and I am sure no one on here will do this.  Now that this idiot has given us where he is staying and dates and everything. I know what my friends would do.

Night Before the Show (9:00pm).

knock knock

Vince: who's there
Voice: Pizza man
Vince: I didn't order any pizza
VOice:  well sir we got an order from this room for 5 large pizzas. So the bill is $110
Vince: $110! I don't have that kind of money.  Would you take some bee pollen instead
VOice: Sorry sir
Vince:  How about my Magic Stick
Voice (gayer sounding): absolutely sir
Vince: come in then and lets hurry,
door opens
Vince: do you have pepperoni
Pizza Guy: I sure do and I love your Magic stick
Vince: get in here and close the door

midnight

a loud kncking at the door
Vince: who the f**k is it.
Voice: It's the Cab you ordered
Vince: What the f**k?  I didn't order any Cab
Voice: yes you did sir.  is your Name Melvin Goodrum
Vince: yes, but
Voice: then you ordered a cab,
Vince:  No I didn't
Voice: Okay you didn't you still have to pay the show-up fee of $20.
Vince: I don't have any money.
Voice: well sir you have to pay me somehow
Vince: how about some bee pollen
Voice: no that shit gives me titties
Vince: Alright how about my Magic Stick
VOice: Now that sounds more like it
Vince: come in
door opens
Vince: alright lets get this over with
Cabbie: you bet buddy, first suck on my magic stick
Vince: Sorry you have suck on mine then I suck on yours

5am

knock knock
Vince: WHo is it.
Voice: room service
Vince: What do you want I didn't order room service
Voice: yes you did sir please answer the door
Vince: FUcked I need my sleep I am going to win the Mountaineer today
Voice(chuckling): yea right sir, please can I come in and give you your food.
Vince: f**k! alright
door opens
Vince: What is it
Room Service: It a plate full donuts sir
Vince: I don't eat donuts
Room Service: yes you do sir.  Why are you so fat
Vince: f**k you, how would you like to suck on my magic stick
Room Service: Okay sir

 

[G o a t b o y]

Damn man, 93 smackeroos a night? That fleabag motel is ripping you off Vince! And no monetary compensation either, except for maybe all this publicity.

Hotels cost a lot more than they used to.  Pretty much anything under $100/night is probably gonna be a flea-bag of one kind or another.

[TheGoldenPrince]

Hotels cost a lot more than they used to.  Pretty much anything under $100/night is probably gonna be a flea-bag of one kind or another.

Damn man, I must be in the wrong business then! No wonder the Hilton sisters can afford to be professional "socialites"...

[fathead]

Anybody else gonna be calling 828 264 2483 next weekend?

I can't wait to prank call this fucken mook.

[whitewidow]

i think we are all hoping you will compete- some of us have bets riding on this

[Vince B]

I know it is rude to laugh at other people and especially if they are somewhat handicapped but I swear the laughs keep coming via Goodrem and his assault on the Mountaineer. He seems calm under the pressure and said he wouldn't be posting in the leadup to the contest. That he takes some of his precious time to post here and keep us informed is the sign of a true professional.

[1stkeepitreal]

Some people have been stating that I was going to chicken out of this show.  First off, I could care less what some folks think but if I say I'm going to do a show then I'm going to do a show....period




Hello Melvin,

Thanks for booking on Orbitz. This e-mail confirms your hotel reservation .

Please review the cancellation policy and other details of this reservation in the "My Trips" section on the Orbitz site. If you have any questions, you can e-mail us.

Hotel Information 



Trip name: Boone 9/22/06
Orbitz record locator: ******8
Guest name: Melvin Goodrum
Hotel name: Scottish Inn Boone
Address:
782 Blowing Rock Rd.
Boone, NC 28607
Phone number: (828)264-2483
Check-in: Fri, Sep 22, 2006 (2:00 PM)
Check-out: Sun, Sep 24, 2006 (11:00 AM)
Total number of guests: 1
Total number of rooms: 1 room
Standard rate 2 double beds, non smoking standard tub, free local calls

Average rate per night: $93.00
Total charges: $186.00 (taxes not included)
 

How fitting is that the hotel you are staying at is located on BLOWING BLOCK ROAD?  Blowing some bloks while there could work out nicely, ehh?

-keep it real-

[onlyme]

Anybody else gonna be calling 828 264 2483 next weekend?

I can't wait to prank call this fucken mook.

I'm with you on this.  It will be fun

[onlyme]

I thought you were funny for awhile (and, yes, this is funny) but this is a total waste of time. Why do this to yourself?

Lisa

I have so much fun playing with Melvin.  It's like when I used to help with the Special Olympics (not to put down the athletes by comparing Melvin to them).  He is so easy to rag on.  And the fact that he takes it is even more funny.  His whole life people have been making fun of him.  And instead or ending up a weak and mild mannered baby he ended up being a fat, bloated, delusional slob. Now that's progress.  I love it.  Not a waste of time for me.  I am having fun.  And the great part is I can take my laptop out to my pool, stand in the water and still use the laptop.  I love it.  Except sometimes it works to slow out there.

[tommywishbone]

Anybody else gonna be calling 828 264 2483 next weekend?

I can't wait to prank call this fucken mook.

bump for a good idea.

[Vince B]

In 1970 I trained in 'secret' wearing a tracksuit so that no one could see what I looked like. It paid off. Seems to me Melvin 'Vince' Goodrem is redefining the concept 'dark horse'! He is definitely on track to surprise everyone and pull off the biggest upset in Getbig history. All that bagging has given Goodrem an edge and his recent 'cocky' posts are testament to the wonderful precontest condition that he sees in the mirror. Team Venom Vince Versace is forging ahead and a win is definitely a possibility. I want to distance myself from the haters here and I predict Melvin will show us something really special in a matter of days.

[torquemada]

bump for a good idea.

Vince, putting the hotel's # up if you're really trying to get ready for a show may not have been a great idea

[brianX]

Hahahahahaha, I can just see his phone ringing nonstop in the middle of the night. Brutal self owning.

[SDMF]

Damn I used to live in Boone, NC, I thought it wasn't even on a map LOL

Good luck

[Tre]

... but if I say I'm going to do a show then I'm going to do a show....period

That is not a true statement.

[dorkeroo]

Hahahahahaha, I can just see his phone ringing nonstop in the middle of the night. Brutal self owning.

I think Vince may have fooled the less attentive members here. There is no way he has more than 10-20 bucks at a given time, so therefore, he couldn't stay there

[what.]

That is not a true statement.

LOL.  Vince, what if there's a "tilipia" shortage?