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The benefits of being single....
« on: September 15, 2006, 07:47:23 PM »
never "falling in" the toilet
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2006, 07:49:41 PM »
never having anyone ask you..."taste this..does it taste spoiled.."

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2006, 07:50:58 PM »
never having him staring into the open refrigerator and shouting, "we're out of ketchup!"  and when you go up and move the milk, the 52 oz full ketchup bottle is right behind
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2006, 07:54:14 PM »
........not tripping over someone else shit.  >:(

........finding things where you left them.   :D

........always having the toilet tissue roll changed.  :o

........not fighting for computer time.  ;D

........watching what you want to watch and not watching the "channel surfing channel"   :-X

I am sure the list could go on and on, but I wouldn't change what I have...for the world.   ;)

My benefits of what I have now definitely outweigh the benefits of being single.  :)

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2006, 08:54:10 PM »

My benefits of what I have now definitely outweigh the benefits of being single.  :)



Hey comments like that are NOT welcome on this thread  ;D

By the way  I am really sorry about your accident...
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2006, 09:01:21 PM »
never having to ask permission
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2006, 06:30:05 AM »
1. You get to date many people who are always on best behavior

2. You don’t get smashed in the face when the person sleeping next to you is having a bad dream

3. More room in the bathroom for girl stuff/no wet towels all over the place

4. No weird man-food cluttering up the fridge so you can’t find the milk

5. No smelly sports equipment cluttering up the garage

6. No one rolling his eyes when you watch Sidewalks of New York again

7. Always enough closet space

8. Wine-soaked evenings laughing with girlfriends

9. You get to pick up and travel whenever you want, wherever you want

10. You can have a smoldering-with-passion weeklong tragic affair with a member of the British Army Ski team while on such a trip

11. You can listen to whiny boy bands and play Sugar Lips 5 times in a row without somebody else wanting to defenestrate himself

12. No sandwich crumbs in the bed

I loved my year of being single...  :)

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2006, 06:40:13 AM »
I already posted this elsewhere...


if you are single and totally on your own, you cannot have a nervous breakdown.

In order to have an ambulance show up to take you away, you need someone to make the phone call.


& in order to get sectioned, you need two people to sign.

Stay single.



No friends, no family, Christmas sorted.  Only kidding.....




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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2006, 06:41:38 AM »
oh yeah, and you can wash the dishes when you need them.


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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2006, 06:42:37 AM »
All good points xxxLinda

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2006, 06:47:43 AM »
...You can come home, lock the doors and you are totally safe.  Noone can shout at you, say the wrong thing, piss you off, take the remote control...


You are only completely safe when alone.



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(But there again, I'm not that sociable mostly.  I prefer my own company.  Most other people upset me.  Sometimes I party and I'm fun, but I can't wait to get home to myself.

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2006, 06:55:29 AM »
ya can boink whomever ya want...  ;)
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2006, 06:58:21 AM »
ya can boink whomever ya want...  ;)


well put

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2006, 07:06:45 AM »

and I've got a massive birthday party to go to tonight.  Perhaps it might be beneficial to have someone tell me I look good after I put my party dress and heels on? (and before I go out?  But I have a big full length mirror.


haven't decided yet which is best, single or no.  But I know it's so much more fun at a party as a single girly.

I just haven't met my twin soul.  Luckily i've lots of "friends".



We're born alone and we die alone (I've said that already before too



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red dress??  silver shoes?

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2006, 07:09:45 AM »
The trouble with having bags under my eyes is that I cannot find the shoes to match


or earrings.....





red lipstick
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2006, 07:17:30 AM »

red dress??  silver shoes?

Paired together?  I would say...no.

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2006, 07:59:24 AM »
can I wear one shoe and one earring?


and the red dress and red lipstick?




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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2006, 08:23:43 AM »
never "falling in" the toilet


STella, I don't understand this.  I've helped people off it, but I've never actually seen anyone fall in one... 


(except once in Egypt and that was a communal bog

Please explain?

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2006, 11:49:13 AM »

STella, I don't understand this.  I've helped people off it, but I've never actually seen anyone fall in one... 


(except once in Egypt and that was a communal bog

Please explain?

xL
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2006, 11:52:35 AM »
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(

maybe not for you, but it is funnier than hell.  As far as the missing ketchup, sorry i moved it

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2006, 11:55:26 AM »
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(

 ;D ;D

Okay big benefit.

Never actually knew anybody who "splashed".
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2006, 11:58:02 AM »
being able to drink out of the carton and put it back in the fridge!

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2006, 11:58:14 AM »

STella, I don't understand this.  I've helped people off it, but I've never actually seen anyone fall in one... 


(except once in Egypt and that was a communal bog

Please explain?

xL

there are benefits to being built like a girl Freddy Mercury might sing have sung about.

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2006, 11:58:26 AM »
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(


I live alone, so haven't done that.  Not only do I put the seat down, I also close the lid.

It's feng shui or something...



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But I can imagine

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2006, 12:05:41 PM »
maybe not for you, but it is funnier than hell.  As far as the missing ketchup, sorry i moved it


And I know where i left the tomato sauce.  you cannot move it since I live alone.


good night, I'll maybe see you later.  I'm all dressed up (&/or down, like a man, which looks, as far as I'm concerned tonight, good) and am going to a massive party....  It's only 8pm but I said I'd be there to help lay it all out at 7...

waaaaaaaaaaaaa  Donna Summer was my leaving by song...
xL