Vince Goodrum on the stage competing

[Vince B]

What if Goodrum really is intellectually challenged and is doing the best he can with the two cylinders he was given? Naturally that would explain the obliviousness and determination to show us losers. I would be embarrassed to think I was challenging a semi-handicapped person who is really trying hard to succeed.

If, on the other hand, Melvin is of average intelligence then he gets what he deserves because he comes on here as the only guy who posts his pathetic credentials after his stage name and then pontificates as if he is a bona fide expert. The unembellished truth is Goodrum is a beginner as a bodybuilder and his business skills are primitive. He does have marketing ability which means he can promote himself. I think that he has succeeded in being noticed and is a popular fall guy for everyone to have a laugh at. I mean, who here wants to wade through all those repetitive so and so should have won the Olympia posts when you can read a Goodrum thread and laugh your ass off?

I am grateful Goodrum takes himself seriously and has a resilience that is absolutely first rate. He has been a pallet on the floor around here ever since he showed us his poses. The guy is a natural gem. We all owe him a collective thank you for being himself!

[HowieW]

So delusional you'd think he's a member of Bush's cabinet.

That is a world class zinger , ya gotta admit that Vinnie.
Ok Vinnie G, congrats on getting in the NC show this past month. It takes guts to get up there and put it on the line.Keep getting leaner and stay one diet and compete AGAIN next SPRING and then next summer and then hit this show again. Trust me, that will work , and you will be harder each succesive show.
All the best and DON"T try getting any bigger until you show a ripped body on stage.
Howard

[Vince B]

Howie, Goodrum is incapable of listening. He is guided by an inner light that we cannot comprehend. He has a master plan but the astute here at Getbig wonder how on earth he can call himself a bodybuilder if he competes in the Junior division and is second out of two guys? If he diets and gets cut up he will disappear. So Goodrum makes the most of a bad decision to compete and comes in with some size so that he won't be laughed at by his fellow competitors. Can we imagine what the audience saw when he came out to pose? They would have either been amused or felt sorry for the guy. So my advice to Goodrum is to actually try to build some muscle. If he can get huge then he doesn't have to compete and he can stand there with arms folded and no one will bag him. When he jumps up on stage unprepared and cannot demonstrate more than one row of abdominals then he is not ready to compete. At least he picked the right division. Truth be told he is still a novice.

[HowieW]

Howie, Goodrum is incapable of listening. He is guided by an inner light that we cannot comprehend. He has a master plan but the astute here at Getbig wonder how on earth he can call himself a bodybuilder if he competes in the Junior division and is second out of two guys? If he diets and gets cut up he will disappear. So Goodrum makes the most of a bad decision to compete and comes in with some size so that he won't be laughed at by his fellow competitors. Can we imagine what the audience saw when he came out to pose? They would have either been amused or felt sorry for the guy. So my advice to Goodrum is to actually try to build some muscle. If he can get huge then he doesn't have to compete and he can stand there with arms folded and no one will bag him. When he jumps up on stage unprepared and cannot demonstrate more than one row of abdominals then he is not ready to compete. At least he picked the right division. Truth be told he is still a novice.

Hmmm, I actually think Vince has decent frame , but needs a lot of work on muscle seperation and overall density and muscularity, etc. If he did a sensible diet w cardio, trained for  massive pump and compted every 4 mos or so for the next YEAR he could look ok.
  The real sad truth is that I bet a bunch of the get big gang would actually lose on stage to Vinnie G in a contest!
Howard...off to bed

[rtype1206]

Melvin's competing is like the old saying "if you throw enough shit against the wall, some will stick".  The only problem is the shit has stuck all over him and now he looks the part.  Not a bodybuilder but SHIT.

Even my turd that I lay in the Porcelain throne has more striations and cuts!!!   

[gmflex]

Even my turd that I lay in the Porcelain throne has more striations and cuts!!!   

lol

[GreatFinn]

What if Goodrum really is intellectually challenged and is doing the best he can with the two cylinders he was given? Naturally that would explain the obliviousness and determination to show us losers. I would be embarrassed to think I was challenging a semi-handicapped person who is really trying hard to succeed.

I don't believe he is handicapped, but just plain old dump....Actually it may go like dump, dumber and Goodrum. Mentally ill, perhaps, because no one with normal self-criticism doesn't climb on stage looking like that and without any shame. He may be mentally challenged, because it is known fact that there is some mental illness which fu*ck up your self-consciousness, and these guys may see anything while looking in to mirror. He may actually live in illusion that he look like Ronnie C, and all we can see is that fat bitch, a janitor look a like without any muscles at all.

If, on the other hand, Melvin is of average intelligence then he gets what he deserves because he comes on here as the only guy who posts his pathetic credentials after his stage name and then pontificates as if he is a bona fide expert. The unembellished truth is Goodrum is a beginner as a bodybuilder and his business skills are primitive. He does have marketing ability which means he can promote himself. I think that he has succeeded in being noticed and is a popular fall guy for everyone to have a laugh at. I mean, who here wants to wade through all those repetitive so and so should have won the Olympia posts when you can read a Goodrum thread and laugh your ass off?

Average intelligence? No way in hell, that's an insult towards all average intelligent people. Average intelligence of a dog, maybe, but even that is going to lead to massive group suicide among dogs who hear that insult. Average intelligence of a maggot? Sound just right. Try to understand, he thinks that "Bona Fide" is some kind of martial art...GREEGAH...WHOOP... TWANGNGNGN...Bona Fide kick meet concrete...

I am grateful Goodrum takes himself seriously and has a resilience that is absolutely first rate. He has been a pallet on the floor around here ever since he showed us his poses. The guy is a natural gem. We all owe him a collective thank you for being himself![/color]

I am grateful when medical science cat's up with him, and make a drug to cure his delusion

[CC3]

They're not boobs!   

Somebody need a...'Pacifier'?

[Vince B]

Melvin does exhibit schoolboy behaviour and he uses defenses like, "What you say is what you are!"  Maybe someone is helping him with these projects and he is supervised most of the time but occasionally gets on line, posts, and removes all doubt.

When I suggest average intelligence that ranges from 85 to 115 IQ points. So he might have sufficient neurons to conduct a corner grocery store but he would be unable to associate with more intelligent people without exposing his rather limited ability. You have to admit he is persistent and normal people would have put their tails between their legs and disappeared long ago had they received the daily abuse that Melvin is showered with. The guy keeps coming out with new ideas and forges ahead like a living stooge. You gotta admit this journey is a bizarre one and who can say what destiny awaits Venom Vince Versace. I think he is demonstrating some brain cells by refusing to post images of himself from his last contest. If he had more money I am sure he would pay the official photographer at the Mountaineer NOT to publish his photos.

[CC3]

Vince, I admire your spirit and tenacity. 

I just think that you don't really seem to know what you're doing when it comes to your training and diet.  You have the hardest part taken care of, IMO, and that's the will to keep pushing on no matter what everyone says to you.  Maybe you just need to let someone else handle the details for you. 

Is there any chance you could afford a nutritionist and trainer to get you ready for your next show?  That would probably make a world of difference.  All the big-time pros even have people in their corner, Jay has Aceto, Ronnie had Chad...no one would think less of you for asking for help, especially if it helped you win a show or at least place higher... 

Maybe just try it for one show?  I mean, what the heck, what have you got to lose?

[Vince B]

He has got his reputation as a personal trainer and CSN MFT to lose, that is what!

[bic_staedtler]

...all it takes is ONE fool to post something good about VTrip's "potential" and that will register in his mind as justification for everything.  The guys not a simpleton, just living in a different world than us.  A world that looks much like this, if I were to hazard an illustration:



He showed up for this show in AWFUL shape.  I don't have to convince him, or anybody else.  I know what the truth is, and that's good enough for me.  I think the guy has courage to get up on stage, but that compliment is immediately replaced by the absolutely horrible condition he showed up.  Courage without skill and preparation is called STUPIDITY. 

[Vince B]

Maybe Melvin lives in a supervised house and they are encouraging him in his endeavours to be independent? Something isn't right here and just about everyone laughs at this man. It wouldn't be funny if he is partially handicapped and doing the best he can. My assessment is that he gets something out of posting here and is, indeed, a celebrity here but for the wrong reasons. Maybe the guy is a masochist? I wonder if masochism and narcissism can coexist? That would explain everything!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

So I'm just a Simpleton eh.....


Well here's the way I see it.  I see a bunch of crybabys upset at the circumstances that I didn't walk away from the show empty-handed without a trophy.  Honestly, you can say I finished last but my trophy has listed 2nd place on it and that's the way it is.  Besides, no-one is going to remember who all competed in the show anyway and it doesn't matter to me since its not an overall win which is what I'm gunning for.


Number 2, I came in much more conditioned and bigger than in 2004 and didn't use any steroids or clen despite the circumstances and the availability of the stuff to me. 


Number 3, I'm still the man around here.  If I wasn't, then you wouldn't spend 8 pages writing abut me.  I basically buff the ideal that no-one remembers 2nd place.  The business is still going strong and I have no worries mater.




Now if you'll excuse me, I have prizes to mail out to Mr Getbig contestants.  Have a good day

[Vince B]

That's it Melvin, you give it to us losers and carry on with your business enterprizes. The lads should thank you for donating those prizes.

[bic_staedtler]

So I'm just a Simpleton eh.....


Well here's the way I see it.  I see a bunch of crybabys upset at the circumstances that I didn't walk away from the show empty-handed without a trophy.  Honestly, you can say I finished last but my trophy has listed 2nd place on it and that's the way it is.  Besides, no-one is going to remember who all competed in the show anyway and it doesn't matter to me since its not an overall win which is what I'm gunning for.


Number 2, I came in much more conditioned and bigger than in 2004 and didn't use any steroids or clen despite the circumstances and the availability of the stuff to me. 


Number 3, I'm still the man around here.  If I wasn't, then you wouldn't spend 8 pages writing abut me.  I basically buff the ideal that no-one remembers 2nd place.  The business is still going strong and I have no worries mater.




Now if you'll excuse me, I have prizes to mail out to Mr Getbig contestants.  Have a good day

...unfortunately for ALL of us here, VTrip, there's NO excuse for you....or any sense of reprieve, for you're just SO delusional you just can't tell that you're not a good bodybuilder.  You're not even a so-so bodybuilder! You're in fact the WORST amateur I've ever seen.  And after attending many regional shows which showcase plenty of people without much muscle, I've never seen one that's as crazy as you.  

Remember, you're not the man.  You're just a JOKE.  I could post EIGHTY pages about how shitty you are, and it wouldn't get boring because you NEVER get the fact that YOU SUCK.  So in that way it's fun for me, fun for EVERYBODY!...even fun for YOU cause you just never figure out that YOU'RE THE BUTT of all these nasty, NASTY photoshopped pics.

Here's what everybody knows that you don't...

One, you're a liar...evidence is that you LIE to yourself to keep your last shreds of sanity intact!  Two, you know NOTHING about dieting for a show, and that's evident in your results.  Three, your physique has garnered you DEAD LAST in EVERY SHOW you've entered.  Four, your posing is terrible.  Five, you're quite possibly the most universally HATED character (and I mean character, you play your role with the skill of a pregnant elephant) in EVERY bodybuilding board that has the unfortnate luck to have you appear on, spewing tales of Bee's Pollen and White Trunks.

You're NOT the man around here!....EVERYBODY HERE thinks you're a jackass of BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!  But as long as ONE fool out there says otherwise, you'll find the fuel to continue your miserable quest for a fatter body and saggy man-boobs!

...and sucka, get it right:...if nobody remembers second place, then what happens to DEAD LAST???...that's right.  Buff tTHAT in between your "nightly buffings" of your pitiful friend, "Little Vinnie".

[Triple-H_2005]

Besides, no-one is going to remember who all competed in the show anyway and it doesn't matter to me ...

No, but EVERYONE remembers fat-ass Melvin Goodrum:  This Evening's Comedy Relief.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

...unfortunately for ALL of us here, VTrip, there's NO excuse for you....or any sense of reprieve, for you're just SO delusional you just can't tell that you're not a good bodybuilder.  You're not even a so-so bodybuilder! You're in fact the WORST amateur I've ever seen.  And after attending many regional shows which showcase plenty of people without much muscle, I've never seen one that's as crazy as you. 

Remember, you're not the man.  You're just a JOKE.  I could post EIGHTY pages about how shitty you are, and it wouldn't get boring because you NEVER get the fact that YOU SUCK.  So in that way it's fun for me, fun for EVERYBODY!...even fun for YOU cause you just never figure out that YOU'RE THE BUTT of all these nasty, NASTY photoshopped pics.

Here's what everybody knows that you don't...

One, you're a liar...evidence is that you LIE to yourself to keep your last shreds of sanity intact!  Two, you know NOTHING about dieting for a show, and that's evident in your results.  Three, your physique has garnered you DEAD LAST in EVERY SHOW you've entered.  Four, your posing is terrible.  Five, you're quite possibly the most universally HATED character (and I mean character, you play your role with the skill of a pregnant elephant) in EVERY bodybuilding board that has the unfortnate luck to have you appear on, spewing tales of Bee's Pollen and White Trunks.

You're NOT the man around here!....EVERYBODY HERE thinks you're a jackass of BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!  But as long as ONE fool out there says otherwise, you'll find the fuel to continue your miserable quest for a fatter body and saggy man-boobs!

...and sucka, get it right:...if nobody remembers second place, then what happens to DEAD LAST???...that's right.  Buff tTHAT in between your "nightly buffings" of your pitiful friend, "Little Vinnie".

It really depends on who you ask but I definitely have a lot of friends on both Getbig and Muscle Mayhem.  I just have a large peanut gallery to contend with.  But just like the Grateful Dead, I'll get by.......


Now keep on hating and I'll keep on celebrating

[onlyme]

Even my turd that I lay in the Porcelain throne has more striations and cuts!!!   

Oh no it doesn't

[Triple-H_2005]

Now keep on hating and I'll keep on celebrating

Celebrating...mediocrity?  No, wait, that's unfair to all the truly mediocre people that I know.  Celebrating...suckage?

Well, that must be some powerful pimp-juice you're pounding.

[Vince B]

Melvin is trying to follow in Arnold's footsteps. Arnold used to feed off the criticism, negativity and the impossible. So, Melvin has bought some self-help books and perhaps that Anthony Robbins course because he is up half the night on line handling all the jokers and naysayers. He foolishly believes that all this attention will make him try harder so that he can transcend the pedestrian life he now has. All the belief in the world cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear and that much is clearly established on Getbig. Melvin claims he has improved in two years but refuses to post images to support that claim. The plain, ordinary truth is he is not making anything like what anyone else calls progress. The only 'progress' he has made since being on Getbig is to develop the hide of a hippo! Nothing penetrates his thickheadedness and he stands tall as a certified knucklehead on Getbig. No one approaches his standing here in that regard.

Does Melvin have the potential to win a bodybuilding contest? Sure, especially if they allow 40 year old guys to enter the Junior division. He just has to wait until there is no one else in his division.

[bic_staedtler]

It really depends on who you ask but I definitely have a lot of friends on both Getbig and Muscle Mayhem.  I just have a large peanut gallery to contend with.  But just like the Grateful Dead, I'll get by.......


Now keep on hating and I'll keep on celebrating

..ps, VTrip, how would you explain a trophy "won" by you if you were the ONLY competitor?...man, you're lucky there's nobody who's interested in competing where you live because if you EVER place higher than last in anything greater than a four man division, well....I won't even speculate as it won't happen.

PLUS...where's these 'fans'?....like the lack of competitors in your PAPER TROPHIES, there aren't any fans, Melvin.  None.  It wouldn't be so bad if you weren't so delusional.  That's the ONLY reason I bother with this, is so that you can own up to your own shortcomings NOT in terms of physique, but in the fantasies you come up with that involve your 'dieting', 'training' and 'businesses'....if you're really into self improvement you'd have already done something along those lines.

And that's the last response I'll have to Melvin's "bodybuilding aspirations".  GOOD LUCK

[Board_SHERIF]

So I'm just a Simpleton eh.....


Well here's the way I see it.  I see a bunch of crybabys upset at the circumstances that I didn't walk away from the show empty-handed without a trophy.  Honestly, you can say I finished last but my trophy has listed 2nd place on it and that's the way it is.  Besides, no-one is going to remember who all competed in the show anyway and it doesn't matter to me since its not an overall win which is what I'm gunning for.


Number 2, I came in much more conditioned and bigger than in 2004 and didn't use any steroids or clen despite the circumstances and the availability of the stuff to me. 


Number 3, I'm still the man around here.  If I wasn't, then you wouldn't spend 8 pages writing abut me.  I basically buff the ideal that no-one remembers 2nd place.  The business is still going strong and I have no worries mater.




Now if you'll excuse me, I have prizes to mail out to Mr Getbig contestants.  Have a good day

In 30 years time when youre grand children ask you about youre 2nd place trophy you will look them in the eyes and say "yes Timmy that was one of my greatest accomplishments". >>> SAD

[TheGoldenPrince]

Don't forget the CSN, MFT certs!

[Juruth]

Basile again spewing poisonous venom.