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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Master on January 05, 2008, 07:31:44 AM
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Let's start with Onlyme.
Post adressed to Onlyme: "How is your dieting going Keith?" or another friendly post, or a post showing concerns about Onlyme's overweight.
Onlyme's standard answer: "Do I know you? I need to ask you, do you train? You have not posted pics. That means your gay. haha. I have not heard about you. You have accomplised very little in your life. You are gay. hahaha. I have been swimming with alligators and chopped the head of bears. What have you done? You have accomplished nothing. Stallone talked to me once. And I am healthy. hahaha. You know nothing. Let us match blood tests. I will paypal $1000 to ron. You are fat and never train. haha. you must be dumb like Squatfatter and medFat. haha. You have accomplished nothing in your life. You are fat.
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What exactly has Keith "accomplished" that he keeps droning on about? He's talked to a few entertainment industry "celebrities"? BFD. In my world, that's hardly an "accomplishment". Maybe he is talking about all the adipose tissue he had managed to amass over the years. That is quite an accomplishment indeed! :D
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lol thats great debussey had me laughing good ;D
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Vince Basile:
You know folks, Goatboy is an unknown entity. Goatboy likes fat sheilas, like myself. I guess Melvin with his Ph.D. taught Goatboy to love a fat woman.
If Goatboy and Debussey continue this fine work, they can start a plumbing company! Goatboy can make a fortune, draining people like me of their safety fat! The female culture on Getbig is quite sad. They are all showing off for Goatboy!
Fat people are victims. The standard on Getbig is to blaim the innocent. I spent some time on Youtube looking at medical problems safetyfat can bring. We need to embrace these fat people like our own.
Debussey has no decency. I do not think Debussey can have a normal conversation outside Getbig! Debussey!
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What exactly has Keith "accomplished" that he keeps droning on about? He's talked to a few entertainment industry "celebrities"? BFD. In my world, that's hardly an "accomplishment". Maybe he is talking about all the adipose tissue he had managed to amass over the years. That is quite an accomplishment indeed! :D
Wasn't he a world-class level arm-wrestler?
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that was beautiful..
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Now some of you suckers can make a Debussey parody.
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Now some of you suckers can make a Debussey parody.
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do one of me :D
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do one of gh15 ;D
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Wasn't he a world-class level arm-wrestler?
Is arm-wrestling a "sport"?
That's kinda like being a "world class" horseshoe-thrower... it falls under the category of "who cares"?
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SpermyTaste (Sevastase):
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=192774.0;attach=224980;image)
:D
U sucha ... ,, I been natural for 10 years.. qb.... fuckface..
ok,, i own a tennis club.. Ed is lying through his teeth,, i will enter GBIII and win...
ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME???? BOOOOOOOOM
i lived in Chicago for 40 years... :D
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:D :D :D :D :D :D
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BayGBM:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=192774.0;attach=224980;image)
Slurp! :P
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HAHAHAHAAA Brilliant DF!!!
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SpermyTaste (Sevastase):
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=192774.0;attach=224980;image)
:D
U sucha ... ,, I been natural for 10 years.. qb.... fuckface..
ok,, i own a tennis club.. Ed is lying through his teeth,, i will enter GBIII and win...
ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME???? BOOOOOOOOM
i lived in Chicago for 40 years... :D
:D
:D :D :D :D :D :D
don't forget:
iya woz a wold clas pro tenis playr hoo mad transishon to wold clas pro bottabillta...
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D THAT WAS FUNNY :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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HERE..i'LL GIVE U SOME MATERIAL....GO WITH IT
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This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....
At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).
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This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....
At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).
I'M FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :Dthe sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car.... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....
At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).
You pretty much nailed a typical onlyme post. ;D
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Ron:
Lay off the hate guys.. I've known Jenna Jameson for years, she is a real sweet girl and she works real hard. Whenever I visit her at work, I take a ton of pictures of her. Real cool. Stop hating on her guys, it ain't cool...... Discussion is one thing, but don't hate at athletes like Jenna. She works real hard.
When it comes to Debussey... He is in time-out for baseless attacks against female athletes like Jasmin St. Claire and Annabel Chong. These girls are all friends of mine, and I don't want hate against them on this board. These women are real cool and works real hard to make a name out of themselves in this industry.
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Here is a picture I took in the gym recently. You might notice that I have partially shaved my head. This is of course the regular behaviour of a perfectly adjusted good friend of the barbarian brothers.
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Here is a picture I took in the gym recently. You might notice that I have partially shaved my head. This is of course the regular behaviour of a perfectly adjusted good friend of the barbarian brothers.
Can you do one of Debussey? ;D
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Ron:
Lay off the hate guys.. I've known Jenna Jameson for years, she is a real sweet girl and she works real hard. Whenever I visit her at work, I take a ton of pictures of her. Real cool. Stop hating on her guys, it ain't cool...... Discussion is one thing, but don't hate at athletes like Jenna. She works real hard.
When it comes to Debussey... He is in time-out for baseless attacks against female athletes like Jasmin St. Claire and Annabel Chong. These girls are all friends of mine, and I don't want hate against them on this board. These women are real cool and works real hard to make a name out of themselves in this industry.
ROFL! Another one nailed perfectly! ;D
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Can you do one of Debussey? ;D
Hah, we both know that you're running an unpredictable persona here. If I could parody you then you were be failing at your work :)
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Hah, we both know that you're running an unpredictable persona here. If I could parody you then you were be failing at your work :)
>:(
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Derek "JizzBreath" Anthony:
HAHAHAHAAA LMAO U FCCUKEN GATBIG HATREZZZ!!!! CUM TO TEH EXPO I WEL MERDER U HAHAHAHA LMAO! JELUSSS HATREZZ U R MAYKING ME FEYMUSS I MAKE $$$$$$$ AS A DIETCAN FITESS MODDEL TRAYNOR I OLSO OWEN REELSTATE IN NY FL $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BITCHEZZZZ HAHAHHA KEEP SIPING UR HATERADEE!!!! I ONLEE YOOZ SYNTOL IN MY ARMZ CAVVZ DELTS HAMZZ I DRIVE A HUMMMER AND GIVE HUMMMERZ TOOO SPESHEL EDD SAID U DOTN EEVN WORK OUT CUM TO TEH MD BOOOTH I WEL FCUEKKN KILL U AFTER I GET DUN BLOWING MR BLEKMEN AND HE BUST A NUT ON MY TOOPEEEEE!!!!! LMAO
NY REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(http://www.derekanthony.com/042607_AdToDerek12.jpg)
(http://www.bodybuildingteens.com/fame/Resources/dscn4077.jpeg)
(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/twisty_love/99f9b878.jpg)
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You guys are all wrong. You're all haters who know nothing, speak no truth and waste my time - I'm literally here against my will because obviously, given my opinion of the peanut gallery if I had a choice I'd not be here. I'm an IFBB pro. My name is recognisable to the hundreds world wide. I can look up your details on my companies records any time. I can also ban you. But only if you talk about my good friends.
Come say that to my face, I'll be the one wearing shiniest shirt in the building.
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Little mal......19'' gunz in yos faces!! team mals now whos wit meees!!!!! hollar at yar boy.
SS......brutal 16'' arms ::)
little mal......oh yeah cha cha i'll kick your fat ass chief you don't want any of dis ya hear me.
SS............. ::)
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Little mal......19'' gunz in yos faces!! team mals now whos wit meees!!!!! hollar at yar boy.
SS......brutal 16'' arms ::)
little mal......oh yeah cha cha i'll kick your fat ass chief you don't want any of dis ya hear me.
SS............. ::)
hahahhaa, i love when he says "cha cha". ;D
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This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....
At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).
LMAO!
Ron:
Lay off the hate guys.. I've known Jenna Jameson for years, she is a real sweet girl and she works real hard. Whenever I visit her at work, I take a ton of pictures of her. Real cool. Stop hating on her guys, it ain't cool...... Discussion is one thing, but don't hate at athletes like Jenna. She works real hard.
When it comes to Debussey... He is in time-out for baseless attacks against female athletes like Jasmin St. Claire and Annabel Chong. These girls are all friends of mine, and I don't want hate against them on this board. These women are real cool and works real hard to make a name out of themselves in this industry.
Perfect!
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You guys are all wrong. You're all haters who know nothing, speak no truth and waste my time - I'm literally here against my will because obviously, given my opinion of the peanut gallery if I had a choice I'd not be here. I'm an IFBB pro. My name is recognisable to the hundreds world wide. I can look up your details on my companies records any time. I can also ban you. But only if you talk about my good friends.
Come say that to my face, I'll be the one wearing shiniest shirt in the building.
miss chick
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JUST TELLING THE TRUTH HOW IT IS
BOB YOU ARE A COMPANY MAN THRU AND THRU. THE IFFB IS AN INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY
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DaddyWaddy on truth serum:
MY NEEGARS
i was trying to tell my mom about super alkaline saturated nutrients and syrip coffie after smoking a joint after a long day at work thinking aboyut Niburu aliens and genetic transplantation
i was doing moderate watar
and 30 cups of coffie
then my mom told me to shut up and come down to do the dishes
i had young hoookahz upstairs but my mom got the final word and the extra time spent doing the dishes made the hookahz so expensive that my weekly allowance did not cover the expense. myu mother had to pay the rest but the alien pussy from niburu was worth it.
the next day my mom commanded me to clean the Frank Deere tractor but i had some quality niburu but i had to do it damn you mom.
today im contacting the aliens with high watar
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"Fuck you blockhead".The Y is ruined,why are mod's deleting threads.DP and Rip destroyed the V.free choad.I'm high and drunk.wanna see some pics of some ho's I'm bangin. ;D
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hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this shit is brilliant!
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Hahah, good thread ;D
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See if y'all can guess this one:
"I never said anything like that. I don't lie, why would you call me a liar? Besides why you would attack me about post counts when you're on here 24/7 and never logoff? By attacking me you're attacking Squadfather, danielson, ND and yourself. Why would you attack everyone and yourself? Do you hate everyone.....do you hate yourself? That doesn't makes sense and besides why do want a picture of me? Do you like pictures of men? Obviously I'm younger than you and you want a picture of me. Why do you like pictures of younger guys? Are you a pedofile that likes little boys? See, none of this makes any sense to me.......you've just owned yourself yet again. And besides you contribute nothing to Getbig....why are you here? I'm the top poster and thread starter on practically every board, but I've never talked shit about anyone. Name one thing I've said about someone that isn't completely true. See you can't and you know why? Cause I'm a super-mod that runs many boards. Yet you still want a picture of me. Why don't you just take one of the many fake pics of me. It doesn't make sense and once again you've owned yourself."
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See if y'all can guess this one:
"I never said anything like that. I don't lie, why would you call me a liar? Besides why you would attack me about post counts when you're on here 24/7 and never logoff? By attacking me you're attacking Squadfather, danielson, ND and yourself. Why would you attack everyone and yourself? Do you hate everyone.....do you hate yourself? That doesn't makes sense and besides why do want a picture of me? Do you like pictures of men? Obviously I'm younger than you and you want a picture of me. Why do you like pictures of younger guys? Are you a pedofile that likes little boys? See, none of this makes any sense to me.......you've just owned yourself yet again. And besides you contribute nothing to Getbig....why are you here? I'm the top poster and thread starter on practically every board, but I've never talked shit about anyone. Name one thing I've said about someone that isn't completely true. See you can't and you know why? Cause I'm a super-mod that runs many boards. Yet you still want a picture of me. Why don't you just take one of the many fake pics of me. I doesn't make sense and once again you've owned yourself."
;D
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See if y'all can guess this one:
"I never said anything like that. I don't lie, why would you call me a liar? Besides why you would attack me about post counts when you're on here 24/7 and never logoff? By attacking me you're attacking Squadfather, danielson, ND and yourself. Why would you attack everyone and yourself? Do you hate everyone.....do you hate yourself? That doesn't makes sense and besides why do want a picture of me? Do you like pictures of men? Obviously I'm younger than you and you want a picture of me. Why do you like pictures of younger guys? Are you a pedofile that likes little boys? See, none of this makes any sense to me.......you've just owned yourself yet again. And besides you contribute nothing to Getbig....why are you here? I'm the top poster and thread starter on practically every board, but I've never talked shit about anyone. Name one thing I've said about someone that isn't completely true. See you can't and you know why? Cause I'm a super-mod that runs many boards. Yet you still want a picture of me. Why don't you just take one of the many fake pics of me. It doesn't make sense and once again you've owned yourself."
MOS, is that Mistress Blutina?
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MOS, is that Mistress Blutina?
Without a doubt.
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HAHAHAHA...oh brother.I'm calling bullshit on your 450lb bench till you post a pic.gayer than spending the night.look at all the p$ssy's making fun of this mass monster.epic 13inch arms and 35chest.your not a man if you don't wanna bang this chick.
;D
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Lee Priest:
HEY I \DONT CARE IF U DON LICK MY TATTOO IT IS MY FACE AND MY CHOSE TO TATOO IT.
NO I TAKE NO STEOIRDS AND I DON NOW WHY THE IFBB WON LET ME BACK IN AS I KNOW THAT I LOCK GR8 AND TRAIN HARD.
PEACE 2 ALL THOSE WHO LOVE ME . MY FACE MY CHOOSE
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How bout this:
BRUTAL OWNING IN THE GYM!!!
today when i was working out a 12 year old said i was like a fat whale when i was doing crunches. So i told him that he is gay.
ahahahahaaha, this was my biggest owning ever!! Why don't you post your pictures, you pussies.
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Mike Arvilla:
LOL! I would let somebody chop off my cock if I could be as huge as Jay Cutler for one day!
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Derek "JizzBreath" Anthony:
HAHAHAHAAA LMAO U FCCUKEN GATBIG HATREZZZ!!!! CUM TO TEH EXPO I WEL MERDER U HAHAHAHA LMAO! JELUSSS HATREZZ U R MAYKING ME FEYMUSS I MAKE $$$$$$$ AS A DIETCAN FITESS MODDEL TRAYNOR I OLSO OWEN REELSTATE IN NY FL $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BITCHEZZZZ HAHAHHA KEEP SIPING UR HATERADEE!!!! I ONLEE YOOZ SYNTOL IN MY ARMZ CAVVZ DELTS HAMZZ I DRIVE A HUMMMER AND GIVE HUMMMERZ TOOO SPESHEL EDD SAID U DOTN EEVN WORK OUT CUM TO TEH MD BOOOTH I WEL FCUEKKN KILL U AFTER I GET DUN BLOWING MR BLEKMEN AND HE BUST A NUT ON MY TOOPEEEEE!!!!! LMAO
NY REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Money-Print-C10055084.jpeg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/44/028_8022~New-York-New-York-Brooklyn-Bridge-Posters.jpg)
(http://www.derekanthony.com/042607_AdToDerek12.jpg)
(http://www.bodybuildingteens.com/fame/Resources/dscn4077.jpeg)
(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/twisty_love/99f9b878.jpg)
Not enough "haha"'s but pretty good.
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Guys, I was in the stall at studio 54 and Eric Estrada offered me a few lines. I refused, and opted to go and find some steak but then I bumped into Stallone. Instead of chicken, I ate the entire bowl of peanuts in bar counter and had like 5 margaritas. btw did you know that Bill Kazmier walked into club at that very moment. I saw him drink like 3 kegs of beer. Anyways, can Squadpussy honestly say that he refused lines from Eric Estrada, and can Apenis claim that he ran into Stallone? I was once in a gillete commercial and never aired, but I doubt any of you have ever had any Gillete commercials due to going bald in the late 20's. Did you know that when I had hair I was in the same barbershop as John Madden? hahaha I've done so much. Like I sneaked into the locker rooms of the 93 niners and Steve Young mutterd something like "why are you jocked up?" hahaha he obviously thought I was a lineman or something, due to my huge size back then. I was once into the amazon and fended off a vicious tribe of like headhunter but got hit with a dart which had a venom that kept me from getting into shape. Either way, I'm still better than all of you! I mean I'll be honest here I did do 2 lines with Estrada and ran into Janice Dickerson who wanted to blow me, but I declined being a fat fillipino of high morals and all that.
Guess this one.. ::)
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Guys, I was in the stall at studio 54 and Eric Estrada offered me a few lines. I refused, and opted to go and find some steak but then I bumped into Stallone. Instead of chicken, I ate the entire bowl of peanuts in bar counter and had like 5 margaritas. btw did you know that Bill Kazmier walked into club at that very moment. I saw him drink like 3 kegs of beer. Anyways, can Squadpussy honestly say that he refused lines from Eric Estrada, and can Apenis claim that he ran into Stallone? I was once in a gillete commercial and never aired, but I doubt any of you have ever had any Gillete commercials due to going bald in the late 20's. Did you know that when I had hair I was in the same barbershop as John Madden? hahaha I've done so much. Like I sneaked into the locker rooms of the 93 niners and Steve Young mutterd something like "why are you jocked up?" hahaha he obviously thought I was a lineman or something, due to my huge size back then. I was once into the amazon and fended off a vicious tribe of like headhunter but got hit with a dart which had a venom that kept me from getting into shape. Either way, I'm still better than all of you! I mean I'll be honest here I did do 2 lines with Estrada and ran into Janice Dickerson who wanted to blow me, but I declined being a fat fillipino of high morals and all that.
Guess this one.. ::)
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I once walked into the gym owned by the barbarian brothers.. Anyways, there was a huge crowed as one of the brothers was behind the neck pressing 315 lbs. After everyone was wowed and went back to their workouts, I just slapped two more plates on each side and did it for reps. Jose Mambrino the janitor of the gym saw me do it, so you can ask him. Of course he got deported in 1989, but you can still contact him in Argentina. Another witness was a fitness chick I was seeing. After a few late bills on my AMEX(HAHAHA Getbig loses don't have AMERICAN EXPRESS!!) she left me, and refuses to tell the truth of my 495 lb behind the neck press to anyone. If you don't believe me you pussies can ask her in Budaphest. I have accompished so much that American Standard(toilet company, pussies) has made me a custom made toilet.
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I once walked into the gym owned by the barbarian brothers.. Anyways, there was a huge crowed as one of the brothers was behind the neck pressing 315 lbs. After everyone was wowed and went back to their workouts, I just slapped two more plates on each side and did it for reps. Jose Mambrino the janitor of the gym saw me do it, so you can ask him. Of course he got deported in 1989, but you can still contact him in Argentina. Another witness was a fitness chick I was seeing. After a few late bills on my AMEX(HAHAHA Getbig loses don't have AMERICAN EXPRESS!!) she left me, and refuses to tell the truth of my 495 lb behind the neck press to anyone. If you don't believe me you pussies can ask her in Budaphest. I have accompished so much that American Standard(toilet company, pussies) has made me a custom made toilet.
HAha hahaha ha hah ahah aahhahahah a h aha h aha hah aa ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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>:(
You didn't find my parody amusing? :(
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DF:
(http://www.discip.crdp.ac-caen.fr/svt/pratikp/college/exercis/4eme/images/appareilH.gif)
;D
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You didn't find my parody amusing? :(
I did. Just wondering about Debussey's lack of comment about my impersonation of him after he specifically asked for it
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I did. Just wondering about Debussey's lack of comment about my impersonation of him after he specifically asked for it
it = good
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it = good
;D
(that's a Debussey parody as well BTW ;D)
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It = a whore, therefore It = not good
Only Debussey has the power to turn something from 'not good' to 'good', since Debussey = God and we are all under him.
[Insert mosaic of Gary busey's face here]
Debussey = somewhat dissappointed :'(
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Debussey = somewhat dissappointed :'(
Like the time when he dropped his pants in front of the mirror for the first time? ;D
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So far, the Ron and Lonelyme parodies are winning on teh funny scale.
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Like the time when he dropped his pants in front of the mirror for the first time? ;D
8)
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You guy sare all douche bag. i know what im talking bout becuse i lost wight this way. it is the only way if you knew what you are talking about.
Protin dos not buyld muscle, obnly lot of broccli. i eat broccli and chiken ten times a a day to grow and store glycogen be cuase glycogen buld muscle. when you eat lots of broccli, you grwo. after a workout you need ton of brocclit and no protin. then eat hour latr with fish and no carb,. then mix egg whites and brocclit. after that, drink egg yolk for testorone. tkae creatin with broccli to suppli muscle wth enough glycogen
drink green tea befre bed with ephedrin and then wake up at 2am, drink egg. this on.ly way to grow. dont beliv me, fuck yo
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You guy sare all douche bag. i know what im talking bout becuse i lost wight this way. it is the only way if you knew what you are talking about.
Protin dos not buyld muscle, obnly lot of broccli. i eat broccli and chiken ten times a a day to grow and store glycogen be cuase glycogen buld muscle. when you eat lots of broccli, you grwo. after a workout you need ton of brocclit and no protin. then eat hour latr with fish and no carb,. then mix egg whites and brocclit. after that, drink egg yolk for testorone. tkae creatin with broccli to suppli muscle wth enough glycogen
drink green tea befre bed with ephedrin and then wake up at 2am, drink egg. this on.ly way to grow. dont beliv me, fuck yo
BING BANG BABLOOOOOOOMMMMMM ;D
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wut sup bors? can you beleef big beef it bertil iz in the penile system jail? right to the penile systum to free best body builder off all time.
get to riting lazy peniseasses so to free to compete in olymipa 2208!
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:D i GAVE U GUYS SO MUCH MATERIAL AND WERE ABLE TO COME UP WITH ONLY ONE IMPERSONATION ?
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more more more
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I love it! Depussy, how much am I in your head? Dude I hope you don't call out my name when you are doing your boyfriend. Tell us about some of the dreams you have about me.
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FUVK you guys!!
I am 185 ripped and will wipe the floor the Mr. Getbig III in order to finance my wedding and buy a better suit and shirt than the one I'm wearing above.
As for my buddy, well we're just casual tennis ball buddies. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOU FATTIES.
Sadly, I have no naked pics for this sevastese parody.
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Debussey has been contemplating ways the average westerner can save.
Relationships = bad. Figure in the cost of weekly dates, flowers, cell phone minutes, time spent and you have a huge sum of money wasted.
The solution = hookers. A hooker can be had for the price of the weekly meals, enabling you save more money and be more prudent with your finances.
Plus the opportunity cost of conforming to some bimbo's ideals just to be with her = something Gary Busey would never do.
Debussey once recalls an adventure where he was abducted by aliens and rammed in the asshole by a vibrating thing that gave off a 'gonnnngg!' like sound. But once Debussey listened more carefully it was just good advice on saving money.
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:D
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What a skinny Bald kunt
ta ta
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Yup, classic Goatboy; you nailed it bro. ;)
P.S. What does it say about you when this post is typical "you?" ;D
It says that it's not a good idea to get yourself onto my "target" list.
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I've never been off it.
;D
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I love it! Depussy, how much am I in your head? Dude I hope you don't call out my name when you are doing your boyfriend. Tell us about some of the dreams you have about me.
Haha, a carbon copy of the parodies. ;D
FUVK you guys!!
I am 185 ripped and will wipe the floor the Mr. Getbig III in order to finance my wedding and buy a better suit and shirt than the one I'm wearing above.
As for my buddy, well we're just casual tennis ball buddies. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOU FATTIES.
Sadly, I have no naked pics for this sevastese parody.
Debussey has been contemplating ways the average westerner can save.
Relationships = bad. Figure in the cost of weekly dates, flowers, cell phone minutes, time spent and you have a huge sum of money wasted.
The solution = hookers. A hooker can be had for the price of the weekly meals, enabling you save more money and be more prudent with your finances.
Plus the opportunity cost of conforming to some bimbo's ideals just to be with her = something Gary Busey would never do.
Debussey once recalls an adventure where he was abducted by aliens and rammed in the asshole by a vibrating thing that gave off a 'gonnnngg!' like sound. But once Debussey listened more carefully it was just good advice on saving money.
hahah, great stuff 8)
DF:
(http://www.discip.crdp.ac-caen.fr/svt/pratikp/college/exercis/4eme/images/appareilH.gif)
;D
:P
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LMFAO @ CJ ;D
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Hedgehog:
MOVED: Your thread.
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YIP
Zack
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these donutme parodies are teh funny.
yada yada yada I was in shape twenty years ago and I knew all these people and I might sort of maybe lose weight but I have accomplished more in my life than any of you by eating my way up to a thousand pounds.
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these donutme parodies are teh funny.
yada yada yada I was in shape twenty years ago and I knew all these people and I might sort of maybe lose weight but I have accomplished more in my life than any of you by eating my way up to a thousand pounds.
DonutMe haha ;D
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i'm calling you out for your poundage claims. hahhahahahhaa. oh brother. from what i remember you have a pretty big cock yourself, Mars.
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all knows beef it betil
seems u gays dont no beef it betil fox has crazy ass pecs n arms if he not got fuckd over by penile system while two mo thyy whores laughing all the ay to the bank. these gays now sucka big penise betil still be mr o if not for two mouthy whores
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You guy sare all douche bag. i know what im talking bout becuse i lost wight this way. it is the only way if you knew what you are talking about.
Protin dos not buyld muscle, obnly lot of broccli. i eat broccli and chiken ten times a a day to grow and store glycogen be cuase glycogen buld muscle. when you eat lots of broccli, you grwo. after a workout you need ton of brocclit and no protin. then eat hour latr with fish and no carb,. then mix egg whites and brocclit. after that, drink egg yolk for testorone. tkae creatin with broccli to suppli muscle wth enough glycogen
drink green tea befre bed with ephedrin and then wake up at 2am, drink egg. this on.ly way to grow. dont beliv me, fuck yo
;D ;D thats pretty good
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;D ;D thats pretty good
Debussey had written an entire post containing a parody of you (fucking Klondyke). Debussey fucked up and closed the IE window >:(
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Onlyme
Hahahahaha I've been watching Kiwiahole, Assholelic, Goatgirl and other pussies talk sh*t about me. Hahaha you all can only dream of living my life. What have you done with your life? Are you all gay for Goodrum? I have achieved more in my life in one year than all of you have in the whole of your lives put together. Hahaha I bet you are jealous of me. Do you dream about me when you go to sleep? You must be Queer Vissy's gimmick account. Hahaha I love it when nobodies try and bring me down. Makes me feel special. Anyway, I got to go, but I must say I feel sorry for you lot. Hahaha must suck to be you.
Vince Basile
Getbig must be home to some of the biggest mental cases out there. I mean, look at the floatsam that post here. Back in my day, we had no electricity, but we could all attend a stranger's funeral without being judged for it. Goes to show that having access to knowledge and information doesn't necessarily translate to enlightenment automatically.
Hank Wood is just another coward and buffoon who fits in perfectly with the IFBB puppet Bob and the rest of the floatsam here. Would this kind of behavior be allowed or even tolerated among civilized people? Of course not. That's why people of these kind end up here in this cesspool called Getbig.
Speaking of Cesspool, has anyone seen Melvin's latest pictures? Here is a bloke who has been talking about bodybuilding and winning competitions for years now and still looks like a joke. Must be something they add in the water where he is. Does even his Queen Vissy think he is a bodybuilder anymore than he is a doctor, never mind the certificate he got from the religious institution that most likely conferred the accolade upon him as a joke? I only sit back and laugh at all this, when I'm not busy checking out the local newspapers for funerals of strangers to crash
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=265610.0;attach=308641;image)
Hank Wood
Moose wasn't happy with posting 3000 pictures of himself everyday. He wanted "members" to climb aboard his "Moosetrain".
Mike, do you think people didn't see through your thinly veiled suggestions of inviting grown men to mount you when you said such things?
Look, Mike uses the title Dr even though he is just a Chiropractor, just like he calls himself a bodybuilder even though he only weighed 140 lb onstage.
Mike was always attention whoring. He wanted the men here to praise his muscles and describe his body in minute detail.
Put everything together and you get the picture that Mike is nothing more than yet another queer midget that wants other guys to pay him a lot of attention.
Mike, you need to step away from the attention whoring. Look inside yourself and find your humble self, so to speak.
I wish you all the best of luck in this, Mike. God bless you.
Squadfather
You better watch out NZ or "mesmorph78" will start talking about his 21" arms that he built naturally by eating just 2 small meals a day and how he's the greatest natural of all time. Aren't you terrified? ::)
Matt C
I'm not gay, but if I was, Frank would be exactly what I was looking for. He is tall, handsome, has a full head of hair and an awesome physique that doesn't just look great onstage, but also in the streets and clubs. I also love Gunther, because he is not a Jew who controls the media and everything else, but an Aryan whose IQ must be around 105, statistically speaking. But even he doesn't compare to Frank - I am to Frank what Hulkster is to Ronnie, lol! Whenever I see them, I always ask girls I'm friends with what they think of his physique and like me, they all agree that Frank has the best looks ever.
Review of Frank's video
www.bodybuildingpro.com/cuminasecond.html
More pics and clips of Frank will be added on my website soon*
Vince Goodrum
::)
I've been working with *insert name no one has heard of* and we are working on bringing me onstage at 210 - 215 lb. At that weight, I'll be conditioned and my arms and back have only gotten better. I've got access to all the equipment I need, to train for the upcoming Mountaineer classic and Vissy is preparing my meals so I won't have a problem with my diet. I'm not a skinny twink like you who embarrassed himself onstage like you did. I won't accept any less than first place and that trophy has my name written all over it. Don't talk down to guys who are above your league, jail bait.
Chuckle
Kyomu
Yes, but the way Paco train, squat EVELY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!! Because Taoist meditation good, but nut get leg swep like when hack squat. But Paco mak me eat 1000 gram of protein everyday and yes BODYBUILDING IS THE MUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special Ed
My prediction of how this thread will go:
1) Hulkster logs in and starts making posts along the lines of "lol, the one-arm construction worker never came close to Ronnie and this has been PROVEN in the truce thread. Ronnie 99 is the best bodybuilder ever seen on stage, period", followed by about 4 pics of Ronnie that have been posted 985,847,487 times.
2) ND logs in and retorts with, "lmfao, your hero got owned everytime he stepped against Dorian. Here, check this out *posts pic of back double biceps shot of Dorian and Ronnie standing side by side in the 96 Mr O*, followed by a quote from Peter McGough from FLEX magazine circa 99, ending with 'consider yourself owned again, kid"
3) Hulkster reply - " ::) Ronnie wasn't in his peak in 96. Everyone knows he didn't peak till 98 / 99. You can't seriously say this *8 (sharpened and enhanced) pics from 99 Olympia of Ronnie* is better than this *3 really bad transitional shots of Dorian from the 94 Mr Olympia*
4) Bigbobs chimes in with, "Can't believe no one mentioned Nasser *posts 4 pics of Nasser from the front*"
5) Mars posts a random pic that has nothing to do with the topic on hand, followed by a YouTube link on Metallica a few posts later
6) Someone like Tendonitis or a Yboarder, "Christ can't you fags take this shit somewhere else? Must every blooming thread be about Dorian Vs Ronnie? etc etc"
7) One of the gimmicks quotes Bigbobs' post and puts a ;D before posting the chopped pics of him leaning on Nasser, with the whole "Queer eye for the Nasser guy" caption
8] The_Swami quoting Bigbobs' post and says, "Great pics Bobs. Goes to show how great Nasser really was. Absolute perfection right there. No wonder HUGE Nasser has a 300 IQ, gets all the beautiful women, is a multimillionaire etc etc"
9) Pumpster joins the fray, quoting ND's posts and says, "LOL! The construction worker sure is perfection, lol! If he didn't suck Weider cock, he wouldn't have placed in the top 10 etc etc"
10) ND replies back, addressing Pumpster with the quote about Pumpster loving "gorgeous trannies", calls him a troll and for good measure, posts a pic of bowflex. Followed by Hulkster posting more pics of Ronnie and so on and so on.
Kiwi 'trying to mimick Special Ed and failing miserably' troll
Debussey
Measuring shit = a tricky scenario when taking into account the underlying factors. Debussey would like to measure it's own shit and eat it later, but it = not possible because it's asshole is either being probed by aliens or it's stool is being constantly pushed back in by God aka Gary Busey. However, Debussey knows it's shit = pea-sized just like it's IQ / brain because it doesn't like anything big, which is why it always attacks 600 lb whales like Onlysemen
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Onlyme
Vince Basile
Hank Wood
Squadfather
Matt C
Vince Goodrum
Kyomu
Special Ed
Debussey
Jesus, I haven't laughed this hard in months.
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Goudy
been pale all me lif lol never taned eatin sum bred now lol
Sharma
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes McFarland!!!!!!!! The pumpkinheads hang their head in shame and weep in sorrow as they realize that they are not privy to the information regarding the number of times huge Nasser emptied his bowels that day and the quality/quantity of his stool each of those times, which info has been PMed to all members of Team Nasser cause they are privileged!
Sarcasm
Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, whose owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7" cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a falafel burger served with Hummus.
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Onlyme
Vince Basile
Hank Wood
Squadfather
Matt C
Vince Goodrum
Kyomu
Special Ed
Debussey
HAHAHAHAHA I'm in fucking tears and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! LOL!!!!
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Musclecenter:
"Old fart like me lifetime natural."
[or use any sentence but always use "old fart" for self reference]
:D
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you didn't thanked me for my compliment do we have a conflict?
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you didn't thanked me for my compliment do we have a conflict?
Chill homeboy, or you'll get a whoopin' from Debussey >:(
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Chill homeboy, or you'll get a whoopin' from Debussey >:(
it was supposed to be a parody >:(
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it was supposed to be a parody >:(
Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown). >:(
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Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown). >:(
AHAHAAAHAHAH! All your threats aren't worth two squirts of my warm piss ya dumbass noob *
* Man of Steel
Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown). >:(
maybe i should be terrified
that debussey who curls the 25s
is gonna whoop my ass ::) *
*bigmc
Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown). >:(
Hahaha you must be some little tit who got Jaejowned before hahaha....*
* You know who
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AHAHAAAHAHAH! All your threats aren't worth two squirts of my warm piss ya dumbass noob *
* Man of Steel
maybe i should be terrified
that debussey who curls the 25s
is gonna whoop my ass ::) *
*bigmc
;D
Actually, Debussey's best curl = 10 pounds :'( >:(
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;D
Actually, Debussey's best curl = 10 pounds :'( >:(
ahahaahaha is that what your pappa tells you when he impales you with his meaty cock every night?
P.S: Make sure you keep your anus dirty for extra pleasure
ta ta
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Shut yer piehole white boyyyyyy, or me and mah homies will fuccck ya upppp (and then get some poahk chops downtown). >:(
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are you spreading bad propaganda around my person?
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ahahaahaha is that what your pappa tells you when he impales you with his meaty cock every night?
P.S: Make sure you keep your anus dirty for extra pleasure
ta ta
Gayer than Yomama
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are you spreading bad propaganda around my person?
Yes.
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ND:
"oh dorian, do you want me to spit or swallo...nah..nevermind. .I'll swallow every drop!"
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The Shadow/Sushant Kapur:
mate u r wrong.I definitely got fucked by my uncle as a kid..his crappy penis sucks worse than MD..MD IS A LOSERS MAGAZINE!!!!!! Flex owns MD..and U all must b smokin crack..i fuck and beatz my sister all day long..haaaaaaaaaaaaahaha h debussey is a fucking attention whore.i fuck people like him all day long..
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"I did one thing of test 10 years ago, I've been clean since! It made me realize how easy it was to gain muscle, steriod users are fucking lazy. If you ain't natural your a pussy or another "hardcore" bodybuilder who ain't nothing on the juice. As for that fitness broad, she's just a generic blonde with fake tits. Give me some natural DD's and I'll smack them shits around with my knees."
-love, Croatch
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This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....
At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! (we are good friends) What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).
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This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Chuck Norris (we are good friends). Here is a picture of me at 35% bodyfat, wearing one of my many fannypacks. You will notice I have a gigantic mustache, which was the style of those days.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar (probably my good friend Bill Kazmier or Chuck unleashing a roundhouse) all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car....
At that time Arnold came past (we are good friends) and said to Sly (we are good friends) "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?". The tonality of stallones screams reminds me of the time I met my good friend Mohammad ali. At the time, Mike Tyson was in his peak of his half of the sunshine acid (we are good friends).
this is probably the funniest post ive seen on here haaaaaahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
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People here = lazy.
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classic thread Debussey.
gh15: all lthese guys arev hormonised to some extent
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People here = lazy.
I know. There are a lot of guys here who can really beef up this thread once they get into it, though.
I'm trying to look for a post I made mimicking Sherief Shalaby back when he used to write in txt language. Damn this minimum 4 characters search criteria >:(
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do one of me :D
Are you sure you want that, talk of pedophilia in your 'CV ?? what are you a masochist ??
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Onlyme
Vince Basile
Hank Wood
Squadfather
Matt C
Vince Goodrum
Kyomu
Special Ed
Debussey
Holy shit...these are fucking gold!
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(http://img7.echo.cx/img7/4216/n3bq.jpg)
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(http://img7.echo.cx/img7/4216/n3bq.jpg)
Always a hoot when getbiggers meet.
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I got Lars from Metallica on speed dial
---Bedlam