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Title: my experience housesitting
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on March 17, 2010, 07:12:09 PM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 17, 2010, 07:15:36 PM
Cheer up.  Since today is the 17th, I'm sure your welfare check showed up while you were gone.   :D
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: kiwiol on March 17, 2010, 07:16:18 PM
Good stuff, Gene. You'll have a better one of your own someday 8)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: io856 on March 17, 2010, 07:18:27 PM
gees... what woman would want to be involved with all this  :-\
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Devon97 on March 17, 2010, 07:31:59 PM
Uncle gene,

How much did they pay you to house sit?
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: jtsunami on March 17, 2010, 07:37:51 PM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower

Maybe you can move in with them and be there butler or do choires around the house to pay for living there?  Sounds like heaven on earth, a real nice shower, clean beds, coffee table and dining room.  Do they drive new cars?

Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Flexb on March 17, 2010, 07:57:34 PM
Cheer up.  Since today is the 17th, I'm sure your welfare check showed up while you were gone.   :D

That's not cool. It's nice someone can appreciate the stuff some people take for granted.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 17, 2010, 08:06:35 PM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower

Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: chaos on March 17, 2010, 08:14:47 PM
gees... what woman would want to be involved with all this  :-\
Your momma wanted it bad.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: benchmstr on March 17, 2010, 08:16:10 PM
Your momma wanted it bad.
and she got it!!!!...

bench
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: chaos on March 17, 2010, 08:18:58 PM
and she got it!!!!...

bench
In college? ;D
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 17, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
im just picturing some pimply 17 year old sifting through some rich house wife's panty drawer then jerkin off bare-assed on her comforter 


.........or maybe that just what i woudl do


.............cause i am a pervert

 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: benchmstr on March 17, 2010, 08:24:45 PM
In college? ;D
i am afraid its worse than that :-X .......

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=595c775b50c03af86b05&utm_source=pbweb&utm_medium=traffic&utm_campaign=pbweb

bench
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 17, 2010, 08:27:17 PM
i am afraid its worse than that :-X .......

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=595c775b50c03af86b05&utm_source=pbweb&utm_medium=traffic&utm_campaign=pbweb

bench

LOL ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: chaos on March 17, 2010, 08:28:18 PM
 :-X
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: benchmstr on March 17, 2010, 08:30:12 PM
:-X
bro....i saw that video advertised on tubegalore a few months back, and have been waiting for a moment to use it.........thank you ;D

bench
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Princess L on March 17, 2010, 08:59:03 PM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.


Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: benchmstr on March 17, 2010, 09:03:38 PM

Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\
of course not......he soiled the finest sheets in the house!!!!!!

bench
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 17, 2010, 10:32:45 PM

Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\

This is why I don't use housesitters!   :-X
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: io856 on March 17, 2010, 11:24:53 PM
Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)

Translation: Be gay (no kids), have a good career
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: calfzilla on March 18, 2010, 01:14:20 AM
Gene, sorry your life sucks so much compared to these home owners.  Keep working hard, save up and get a great job so you too can one day afford a nice house with all the luxuries. 
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: WillGrant on March 18, 2010, 01:39:57 AM
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: James Blunt on March 18, 2010, 01:56:21 AM
That was a nice little deal to read. I don't know why.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 18, 2010, 03:30:42 AM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower
That had to hurt Gene going back home, I'll bet you wish you had never stayed there now then you wouldnt have known the difference.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Butterbean on March 18, 2010, 06:53:12 AM
I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear.

 ;D

Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: CalvinH on March 18, 2010, 07:39:32 AM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower




Next time I do you a favor clean up after yourself >:(
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: w8m8 on March 18, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
This is why I don't use housesitters!   :-X

 :)

I've never understood that whole concept

my house will be fine if I'm not there
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 08:02:25 AM
:)

I've never understood that whole concept

my house will be fine if I'm not there

We escaped to Kaua’i last month… Never even considered using a house sitter.  ::)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 18, 2010, 08:13:42 AM
:)

I've never understood that whole concept

my house will be fine if I'm not there
There are probably pets that have to be watched.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Tapeworm on March 18, 2010, 08:19:05 AM
There are probably pets that have to be watched.

Someone asked me to watch their cat.  After 6 hours I called them and asked why.  It isn't doing anything.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 18, 2010, 08:22:22 AM
Someone asked me to watch their cat.  After 6 hours I called them and asked why.  It isn't doing anything.
Thats crazy as hell cats take care of themselves put some food and litter then get the hell out to where you want to go..
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 18, 2010, 08:25:22 AM
Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)


Listen, just because you went to school, was at top of your class, and refused to settle for a shitty job, and are gay, doesn't mean the rest of us should be.

slurp.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Tapeworm on March 18, 2010, 08:28:58 AM
Thats crazy as hell cats take care of themselves put some food and litter then get the hell out to where you want to go..

After awhile it became a sort of staring contest and I wasn't gonna give in!
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 18, 2010, 08:29:38 AM
After awhile it became a sort of staring contest and I wasn't gonna give in!
:D ;D
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 08:30:47 AM
Listen, just because you went to school, was at top of your class, and refused to settle for a shitty job, and are gay, doesn't mean the rest of us should be.

slurp.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... ;D
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Devon97 on March 18, 2010, 08:33:09 AM
BAY,

Who did you go there with?
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 09:00:14 AM
BAY,

Who did you go there with?

Guess... ;)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: TonyAlva on March 18, 2010, 09:05:12 AM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower


Gene, you have a strangely interesting writing style and seem to be by all accounts a nice young man.(I'm assuming you're younger) Perhaps you could develop you're writing to the point that one day you can have your own nice place to call home. Good luck!
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: w8m8 on March 18, 2010, 09:07:45 AM
We escaped to Kaua’i last month… Never even considered using a house sitter.  ::)

I wish I was you  :-[






well except for me being a gay male .. I just want the hunky boyfriends and vacations  ;)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 09:21:36 AM
I wish I was you  :-[


well except for me being a gay male .. I just want the hunky boyfriends and vacations  ;)

I was in Kaua'i last month... Oahu in October, Vancouver in August, and Maui February '09! Didn't use a house sitter for any of those trips!  8)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 18, 2010, 09:23:17 AM
I was in Kaua'i last month... Oahu in October, Vancouver in August, and Maui February '09! Didn't use a house sitter for any of those trips!  8)
BAY is one rich mofo or someone else is paying for his fun
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Devon97 on March 18, 2010, 10:07:26 AM
Guess... ;)

I'm guessing your "trophy" or Jr. Partner? lol
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: MJK on March 18, 2010, 10:10:44 AM
I'm guessing your "trophy" or Jr. Partner? lol
aka his top
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: w8m8 on March 18, 2010, 10:15:41 AM
I was in Kaua'i last month... Oahu in October, Vancouver in August, and Maui February '09! Didn't use a house sitter for any of those trips!  8)


 :'(

**  sigh **

as long as I can live vicariously through you ... I'll survive
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 10:16:56 AM
BAY is one rich mofo or someone else is paying for his fun

Rich or poor... it makes no difference.  We all enjoy looking at muscle men in thongs... so it's all good.  :D
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Princess L on March 18, 2010, 10:52:17 AM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it.

i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER

i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...


i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.


Gene,

There are a few "codes of conduct" when house-sitting.  First and foremost - leave the home in the same or better condition than when you arrived.  That means no smelly garbage left behind, no dirty dishes in the sink or dishwasher, no dirty towels, no water spots on the mirror, no toothpaste in the sink, no pubes or yellow spots on the toilet and absolutely no sleeping in the homeowners bed.  If they don't have a guest room, bring your own clean sheet and use the couch.  Assuming you leave in the morning for work and they are returning that day (and slept in the guest room), strip the bed and leave the linens in the laundry room.  Or, if they are not returning until later in the evening, then wash those linens, neatly fold them and leave them on the bed.   Little evidence you were there should be left behind.

Oh, and if that's an uncovered wood dining room table, don't put your keys on it.  ;)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Flexb on March 18, 2010, 10:54:44 AM
Gene,

There are a few "codes of conduct" when house-sitting.  First and foremost - leave the home in the same or better condition than when you arrived.  That means no smelly garbage left behind, no dirty dishes in the sink or dishwasher, no dirty towels, no water spots on the mirror, no toothpaste in the sink, no pubes or yellow spots on the toilet and absolutely no sleeping in the homeowners bed.  If they don't have a guest room, bring your own clean sheet and use the couch.  Assuming you leave in the morning for work and they are returning that day (and slept in the guest room), strip the bed and leave the linens in the laundry room.  Or, if they are not returning until later in the evening, then wash those linens, neatly fold them and leave them on the bed.   Little evidence you were there should be left behind.

Oh, and if that's a wood dining room table, don't put your keys on it.  ;)


Yea, you're going to housesit and sleep on the couch. No thanks, I'd rather stay home
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 11:14:46 AM
Gene,

There are a few "codes of conduct" when house-sitting.  First and foremost - leave the home in the same or better condition than when you arrived.  That means no smelly garbage left behind, no dirty dishes in the sink or dishwasher, no dirty towels, no water spots on the mirror, no toothpaste in the sink, no pubes or yellow spots on the toilet and absolutely no sleeping in the homeowners bed.  If they don't have a guest room, bring your own clean sheet and use the couch.  Assuming you leave in the morning for work and they are returning that day (and slept in the guest room), strip the bed and leave the linens in the laundry room.  Or, if they are not returning until later in the evening, then wash those linens, neatly fold them and leave them on the bed.   Little evidence you were there should be left behind.

Oh, and if that's an uncovered wood dining room table, don't put your keys on it.  ;)


x2 though the homeowner should provide you with a bed to sleep in--as in the guest room.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: CalvinH on March 18, 2010, 11:22:27 AM
x2 though the homeowner should provide you with a bed to sleep in--as in the guest room.


No Maui on the trip? that's my fav island.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 11:31:57 AM

No Maui on the trip? that's my fav island.

I said, I hit Maui in Feb. of 09.  And, yes, Maui is my favorite island as well... though we are talking shades of grey here aren't we?  All the islands are beautiful. 8)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: CalvinH on March 18, 2010, 11:52:25 AM
I said, I hit Maui in Feb. of 09.  And, yes, Maui is my favorite island as well... though we are talking shades of grey here aren't we?  All the islands are beautiful. 8)





Kaanapali is freat little place to walk around 8)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: BayGBM on March 18, 2010, 12:02:37 PM
I'm guessing your "trophy" or Jr. Partner? lol

Maybe I'm the trophy... did you ever think of that?  >:( Either way, I'm not saying.  8)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on March 18, 2010, 04:53:34 PM
Cheer up.  Since today is the 17th, I'm sure your welfare check showed up while you were gone.   :D
go ride a bicycle into hell

Good stuff, Gene. You'll have a better one of your own someday 8)
thanks kiwi

gees... what woman would want to be involved with all this  :-\
i was engaged at one point

Uncle gene,

How much did they pay you to house sit?
like around 100-200

Maybe you can move in with them and be there butler or do choires around the house to pay for living there?  Sounds like heaven on earth, a real nice shower, clean beds, coffee table and dining room.  Do they drive new cars?


it was great jt-the wife has a new car, the husband does not

That's not cool. It's nice someone can appreciate the stuff some people take for granted.
agreed :)

Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)

yes!

im just picturing some pimply 17 year old sifting through some rich house wife's panty drawer then jerkin off bare-assed on her comforter 


.........or maybe that just what i woudl do


.............cause i am a pervert

 :-X :-X :-X
i am not 17 my face is clear now and i am not a perv


Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\
it was the homeowners-but i shower b4 bed so its ok

Gene, sorry your life sucks so much compared to these home owners.  Keep working hard, save up and get a great job so you too can one day afford a nice house with all the luxuries. 
nah my life doesnt suck...im still young-at least i have aroof and food

That was a nice little deal to read. I don't know why.
thanks :)

That had to hurt Gene going back home, I'll bet you wish you had never stayed there now then you wouldnt have known the difference.
possibly

:)

I've never understood that whole concept

my house will be fine if I'm not there
im keeping it safe

Gene,

There are a few "codes of conduct" when house-sitting.  First and foremost - leave the home in the same or better condition than when you arrived.  That means no smelly garbage left behind, no dirty dishes in the sink or dishwasher, no dirty towels, no water spots on the mirror, no toothpaste in the sink, no pubes or yellow spots on the toilet and absolutely no sleeping in the homeowners bed.  If they don't have a guest room, bring your own clean sheet and use the couch.  Assuming you leave in the morning for work and they are returning that day (and slept in the guest room), strip the bed and leave the linens in the laundry room.  Or, if they are not returning until later in the evening, then wash those linens, neatly fold them and leave them on the bed.   Little evidence you were there should be left behind.

Oh, and if that's an uncovered wood dining room table, don't put your keys on it.  ;)

agreed


Gene, you have a strangely interesting writing style and seem to be by all accounts a nice young man.(I'm assuming you're younger) Perhaps you could develop you're writing to the point that one day you can have your own nice place to call home. Good luck!
thank u!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 18, 2010, 04:57:29 PM
Gene you should have taken some filthy slut there and banged her on your buddy's bed.  I'm sure your friend would give you a high 5 for sure. 
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: jtsunami on March 18, 2010, 07:41:38 PM
NW epic thread!!  :D
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 18, 2010, 07:55:42 PM
go ride a bicycle into hell

I'll ride your girl there instead as soon as she gets sick of staying with you in a rat infested housing project. 
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 18, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)


Hahaha, 50 years ago your black ass wouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of the hotel, unless you were a server or kitchen staff.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Princess L on March 18, 2010, 08:40:46 PM

it was the homeowners-but i shower b4 bed so its ok



(http://modelmagic.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/modeling_frustration.jpg)

NO.  No it's not ok.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 08:41:48 PM
 Oh my God. There are actually women in this forum?
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: jtsunami on March 18, 2010, 08:42:19 PM
Hahaha, 50 years ago your black ass wouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of the hotel, unless you were a server or kitchen staff.


ummm  ::)  not cool
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: haider on March 18, 2010, 09:01:20 PM
Hahaha, 50 years ago your black ass wouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of the hotel, unless you were a server or kitchen staff.

reported for homophobic content
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: shiftedShapes on March 18, 2010, 09:27:48 PM
The pillows((yes plural

LOL at this

we love you super
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Devon97 on March 19, 2010, 06:44:36 AM
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 19, 2010, 12:21:28 PM
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?

I think his current "profession" is welfare recipient.

One day, he hopes to "move on up," get the superintendent position at his housing project, and live on the top floor.  Hope this helped.   
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2010, 12:24:32 PM
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?

Ron pays Gene in the high 7 figures to mod the V board.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on March 19, 2010, 12:53:57 PM
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?
im a fitness specialist
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 19, 2010, 01:33:24 PM
im a fitness specialist
Nice job Gene we thought as kiwiol said you got paid to post here.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on March 19, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Nice job Gene we thought as kiwiol said you got paid to post here.
fitness specialist is my side job when im not online here
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 19, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
ummm  ::)  not cool

Hey , don't blame me for America being racist and separatist in the 50's and 60's
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: calfzilla on March 19, 2010, 03:52:22 PM
im a fitness specialist
Is that the same thing as a personal trainer? 
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Princess L on March 28, 2010, 08:52:52 PM
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.

i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.



Do you have an update Gene?
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: benchmstr on March 28, 2010, 08:58:22 PM
Do you have an update Gene?
calvin raped him to death...

bench
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: MJK on March 28, 2010, 10:04:15 PM
Is that the same thing as a glorified rep counter personal trainer
;)
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: CalvinH on March 29, 2010, 07:08:10 AM
Gene's a legend on the East Coast.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 29, 2010, 07:52:44 AM
Gene is a quality poster for sure when he isnt housesitting.
Title: Re: my experience housesitting
Post by: Princess L on March 29, 2010, 01:52:17 PM
calvin raped him to death...

bench
:o
R.I.P.
 :'(