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Title: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:34:10 AM: To me as I write i know that this is to be true and thats all about it.

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Dr. Shock on April 12, 2006, 06:39:16 AM: Is this the REAL Jean Francois?? Back to regale us with your outstanding sex stories??!!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Dingleberry on April 12, 2006, 06:45:11 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:34:10 AM
I am

well, finish the sentence ... "a loser"
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:45:19 AM: Bat of course my friend. It has been quite sometime for us all myself included as you can imagine for this!

I have many many stories to share with you my friends

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:50:54 AM: Quote from: Dingleberry on April 12, 2006, 06:45:11 AM
well, finish the sentence ... "a loser"

hahahaha If you describe 'a loser' as a man above men yet behind women clenching their tiny waistes and giving them ultimate pleasure and a legacy throughout the ages

then so be it

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Dingleberry on April 12, 2006, 06:52:31 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:50:54 AM
hahahaha If you describe 'a loser' as a man above men yet behind women clenching their tiny waistes and giving them ultimate pleasure and a legacy throughout the ages

then so be it

I am

haha, although completely full of shit, it was funny.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 12, 2006, 07:00:38 AM: i bow to him for the pimp that he is and can be all he can....for..

he is...
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:11:46 AM: Quote from: Dingleberry on April 12, 2006, 06:52:31 AM
haha, although completely full of shit, it was funny.

You may remember Marie Claude......my first love who was tragically killed whilst skiing alpes du nord with her twin sister Marie Claire? Their beauty melting the snow around them turning it to ice and allowing Jean Francois a peak under their elf costumes?

Before I tell you this amazing story my friend you must remember the heartache that these memories stir deep inside Jean Francois Papion!

I was spending a week at my chalet not 20 miles from where the tagedy took place. I took only you know the bare supplies, my ski suit, champagne, and 27 robes...oh and of course a bath bomb from the body shop where I met Claudine Michel the 17 year old clerk who smelt of the finest strawberries. I said to her hello my love.................... ........................ ........................ ........................ .................I am...................... ........................ ......................Je an Francois Papion,

it was for this that she wept in my arms and Jean Francois recieved the Bath Bomb for cost

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: War-Horse on April 12, 2006, 07:20:02 AM: You are " Pepe la pu" from the looney toons cartoon :D Watch out little kitty cats, make sure a bucket of white paint doesnt fall on you as you walk under the ladder. ;D
Skunks are coolll.................. .No???
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:22:53 AM: Here I am driving my trusty car 'pussy' to the orphanage where Jean Francois guides the children of the world to these things

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: LuciusFox on April 12, 2006, 07:23:20 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:11:46 AM
You may remember Marie Claude......my first love who was tragically killed whilst skiing alpes du nord with her twin sister Marie Claire? Their beauty melting the snow around them turning it to ice and allowing Jean Francois a peak under their elf costumes?

Before I tell you this amazing story my friend you must remember the heartache that these memories stir deep inside Jean Francois Papion!

I was spending a week at my chalet not 20 miles from where the tagedy took place. I took only you know the bare supplies, my ski suit, champagne, and 27 robes...oh and of course a bath bomb from the body shop where I met Claudine Michel the 17 year old clerk who smelt of the finest strawberries. I said to her hello my love.................... ........................ ........................ ........................ .................I am...................... ........................ ......................Je an Francois Papion,

it was for this that she wept in my arms and Jean Francois recieved the Bath Bomb for cost

I am

I don't know who this is, but brilliant work ;D
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 12, 2006, 07:24:56 AM: Jean Francois fucked his first girl at 13..

he used to be a regular..

he is back..to amaze and entertain us with his tales of a lust filled life :)
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:25:39 AM: Quote from: LuciusFox on April 12, 2006, 07:23:20 AM
I don't know who this is

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:28:31 AM: Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on April 12, 2006, 07:24:56 AM
Jean Francois fucked his first girl at 13..

he used to be a regular..

he is back..to amaze and entertain us with his tales of a lust filled life :)

Bonjour my friend! It has been some time no?! hahahaha youre words are too kind and it is for this that i tell you this secret!

For me as you know and thats all about it...............a toast!

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 12, 2006, 07:31:30 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:28:31 AM

For me as you know and thats all about it...............a toast!

i live vicariously thru you! 8) for it is that i wish that i ws able to sin like yourself! :)..yesss a toast!

you are!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: War-Horse on April 12, 2006, 07:33:10 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:28:31 AM
Bonjour my friend! It has been some time no?! hahahaha youre words are too kind and it is for this that i tell you this secret!

For me as you know and thats all about it...............a toast!

I am

Warhorse, not know this man. But seems nice. Warhorse been to battle for day's. Must sit back and listen to stories of Love and beauty.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: drkaje on April 12, 2006, 07:33:15 AM: Ah, Mon Ami

To read you again once is a true pleasure.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:33:30 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on April 12, 2006, 07:26:50 AM
Jean Francois!!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

ahhhhhhhhh my blue rose from accross the waters. I still burn a candle each night for you....our flame of desire but a metaphore of the undying love I have for you.

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:37:19 AM: Quote from: drkaje on April 12, 2006, 07:33:15 AM
Ah, Mon Ami

To read you again once is a true pleasure.

The good Dr. as always my friend a pleasure to share with you and thats all about it. You are trully honourable to the scripture of Jean Francois and forever in my heart. Together we will speak of tales and of course 'tails' hahahaha again soon my freind!

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: drkaje on April 12, 2006, 07:42:34 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:37:19 AM
The good Dr. as always my friend a pleasure to share with you and thats all about it. You are trully honourable to the scripture of Jean Francois and forever in my heart. Together we will speak of tales and of course 'tails' hahahaha again soon my freind!

I am

True, so true, friends.

Jean Francios was the first to explain how much joy sodomy brings to women.

A changed man I have been and spreading joy since that day. :)
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: The Master on April 12, 2006, 07:43:14 AM: Jean Francois IS BACK!! :D ;D

Giv us ze stories!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 12, 2006, 05:44:37 PM: LMFAO 27 robes, its been too long jean francois!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 12, 2006, 06:05:45 PM: whoever doesn't know Jean Francois around here should immediately delete their account.

I remember when he first came to GetBig, way before that poser Porn star on the sex board.

The stories he told....we laughed, we cried, we understood.

Welcome back you god among men.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: War-Horse on April 12, 2006, 06:40:22 PM: Quote from: Power Rod on April 12, 2006, 06:05:45 PM
whoever doesn't know Jean Francois around here should immediately delete their account.

I remember when he first came to GetBig, way before that poser Porn star on the sex board.

The stories he told....we laughed, we cried, we understood.

Welcome back you god among men.

He completes you. ::)
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: nder98 on April 12, 2006, 06:42:16 PM: You are....

A fucking asshole.....
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Bigger Business on April 12, 2006, 06:44:17 PM: Just paying my respects

[]D [] []v[] []D on great one
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 12, 2006, 06:48:11 PM: Quote from: Bigger Business on April 12, 2006, 06:44:17 PM
Just paying my respects

[]D [] []v[] []D on great one

at least you understand his greatness.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: drkaje on April 13, 2006, 08:37:25 AM: Quote from: Power Rod on April 12, 2006, 06:05:45 PM
whoever doesn't know Jean Francois around here should immediately delete their account.

I remember when he first came to GetBig, way before that poser Porn star on the sex board.

The stories he told....we laughed, we cried, we understood.

Welcome back you god among men.

On occasion, we agree. :)
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Dan-O on April 13, 2006, 09:44:37 AM: The sulks have indicated that they fully approve of Jean Francois Papion and he is not, repeat, NOT, a bogan.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Earl1972 on April 13, 2006, 09:50:21 AM: is this soldat's gimmick account?

E
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: MindSpin on April 14, 2006, 09:49:32 AM: Oh...I've been waiting for this day. Jean, what took you so long. I look forward to seeing more. If anyone has any of the old posts...let's see them...true classics!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 16, 2006, 11:18:32 PM: ahhhhhhhhh my friends hahahahahaa

Today as you know it is easter. A time for the eggs and for the love and Jean Francois my friends enjoys the easter! Let me explain to you these things.

I have many stories but the time as you know is hard to find...I will try to tell you later today and thats all about it.......

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: saucetradomous on April 16, 2006, 11:26:38 PM: When I read this I picture that guy "Jacque" from the simpsons (the bowling instructor that tried to seduce Marge) good stuff!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: LuciusFox on April 16, 2006, 11:27:17 PM: Thanks for bringing an international flavor to the board!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: CQ on April 16, 2006, 11:30:04 PM: Quote from: LuciusFox on April 16, 2006, 11:27:17 PM
Thanks for bringing an international flavor to the board!

>:(

Also, welcome back Jean Francois....with the avatar and all :-X
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Bast175 on April 17, 2006, 05:26:51 PM: what a fantastic bulge!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Billy Rosewood on April 17, 2006, 10:01:48 PM: Dude that...was.... AWESOME!!!

I think I just herniated a disk laughing.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Hedgehog on April 18, 2006, 03:29:46 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:34:10 AM
To me as I write i know that this is to be true and thats all about it.

I am

You have returned! Messiah is here again!

And I thought our lives were wasted.

Preach to us JF, preach...

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 06:54:29 AM: Poetry.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: MindSpin on April 18, 2006, 06:54:35 AM: Brilliant!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Jean Francois on April 18, 2006, 06:57:41 AM: Quote from: Hedgehog on April 18, 2006, 03:29:46 AM
You have returned! Messiah is here again!

And I thought our lives were wasted.

Preach to us JF, preach...

YIP
Zack

ahhhhhhhh if love were war than you my friend would be my arch enemy

zach i am forever in your debt...i am of course very drunk as i write these things...

salut'

I am
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 06:59:49 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 18, 2006, 06:57:41 AM
ahhhhhhhh if love were war than you my friend would be my arch enemy

LOL, I think he wants to show you what's under his tighty-whiteys
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Bigger Business on April 18, 2006, 07:31:34 AM: The only thing that would get me back to buying bodybuilding magazines would be a column by Jean Francois

amen
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 07:34:40 AM: Quote from: Bigger Business on April 18, 2006, 07:31:34 AM
The only thing that would get me back to buying bodybuilding magazines would be a column by Jean Francois

amen

MD should be contacting him for a regular article. They need an article with a more masculine aproach to treating women that will balance out GV buying his chica Timberlands and letting her use his credit card, LOL!
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Dan-O on April 18, 2006, 07:43:30 AM: Quote from: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 07:34:40 AM
MD should be contacting him for a regular article. They need an article with a more masculine aproach to treating women that will balance out GV buying his chica Timberlands and letting her use his credit card, LOL!

Excellent idea, let's all contact Steve Blechman! Think what a publishing coup this would be if he could get JF in his mag.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 07:54:59 AM: Quote from: Dan-O on April 18, 2006, 07:43:30 AM
Excellent idea, let's all contact Steve Blechman! Think what a publishing coup this would be if he could get JF in his mag.

LOL!

You think I'm joking. :)
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Dan-O on April 18, 2006, 08:08:04 AM: Quote from: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 07:54:59 AM
LOL!

You think I'm joking. :)

No I don't! In fact I think your idea sounds uncannily prophetic.
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 08:09:21 AM: Jean Francois is back!!!!!

"I am your friend."

MOS
Title: Re: It is for this my friends
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2006, 01:31:27 PM: Quote from: Dan-O on April 18, 2006, 08:08:04 AM
No I don't! In fact I think your idea sounds uncannily prophetic.

You ain't lyin', Dan the Man!

Especially his advice on forplay, LOL!

It was something to the effect of... one quick squeeze of the breast and then to the ass.

That type of stories and advice would balance out GV getting smacked by his chica and trying to find good dollar stores for her to shop at. The scatalogical references are funny but I admit being easily amused, for the most part. :)

Also, it'd be far superior to Mata Taco or whoever the hell those horrible stories about mexico and steroids they occasionally put in there.

Isn't "I am" far superior to bad ebonics?

True story. A lot of my reports and all outgoing faxes are ended "I am" instead of "sincerely". It messes with people's heads and creates confusion because too few have had the opportunity to read Jean's words. More would understand this homage if his body of work were published on a regular basis. :)

Dan, you're connected. Start working on this immediately. :)
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Jean Francois on April 22, 2006, 11:22:04 AM: My friends...I have been numchuckered by a man that was not of asian desent. This alone worries Jean Francois.

Of course I am schooled with all the martial arts and the man of mystery now lays in the aloe vera garden 4 storeys down.

I am
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: freeagain on April 22, 2006, 11:35:23 AM: who is this c'unt ???

FUCK OFF!

remember , my deluded froggy bastard friend... for every napolean there is a DUKE OF WELLINGTON.
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: 240 is Back on April 22, 2006, 11:38:15 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 17, 2006, 09:52:54 PM
I instruct her to put on the complimentary headphones as these my friends will be the only two holes Jean Francois will not be requiring. I

holy crap... funniest line on getbig in 2006.
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: freeagain on April 22, 2006, 11:39:35 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on April 22, 2006, 11:38:15 AM
holy crap... funniest line on getbig in 2006.

hes copyin n pastin all this s'hit.. you moron.
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: texasRUSH on April 22, 2006, 12:25:47 PM: EH!

>:(

respect!
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 22, 2006, 06:22:09 PM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 22, 2006, 11:22:04 AM
and the man of mystery now lays in the aloe vera garden 4 storeys down.

I am
LOL
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: LuciusFox on April 22, 2006, 06:42:45 PM: Quote from: freeagain on April 22, 2006, 11:39:35 AM
hes copyin n pastin all this s'hit.. you moron.

Copying and pasting from where?
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Jean Francois on April 23, 2006, 10:18:47 AM: Quote from: freeagain on April 22, 2006, 11:39:35 AM
hes copyin n pastin all this s'hit.. you moron.

hahahahahahahahaha I laugh with you my friend and thats all about it!

I should tell you in secret that the cock is now empty and Jean Francois wearies at the keys. Her name was Unka, a heavy set croation telephonist with a small tatoo of a 3 fingered downsyndrome child named Blammo.........It is for this I must rest.

I am
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: bRIZZAd on April 23, 2006, 11:26:57 AM: Like lost religious scriptures, your old posts are no longer searchable. I am glad you have returned to share with us again, your important teachings! We are humbled...
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 23, 2006, 11:48:12 AM: i'd trade jean francois with any pro here. we need jean francois.
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on April 23, 2006, 12:02:48 PM: Quote from: freeagain on April 22, 2006, 11:35:23 AM
who is this c'unt ???

f**k OFF!

remember , my deluded froggy bastard friend... for every napolean there is a DUKE OF WELLINGTON.

(http://users.zoominternet.net/~gavscivic/tooth.jpg)
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Clubber Lang on April 24, 2006, 06:26:28 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 23, 2006, 10:18:47 AM
a heavy set croation telephonist with a small tatoo of a 3 fingered downsyndrome child named Blammo

That is the funniest thing Ive ever read

And I know FUNNY SUCKAS!
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Lord Humungous on April 24, 2006, 07:18:57 AM: Jean is a God among men and a poontang gettin MOFO
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Dan-O on April 24, 2006, 07:36:25 AM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on April 24, 2006, 07:18:57 AM
Jean is a God among men and a poontang gettin MOFO

oh yes he is, and an inspiration to us all.

JF's definitely not a copy/paster! He's a genius is what he is!
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Lord Humungous on April 24, 2006, 08:40:42 AM: Quote from: Dan-O on April 24, 2006, 07:36:25 AM
oh yes he is, and an inspiration to us all.

JF's definitely not a copy/paster! He's a genius is what he is!

Much like yourself mighty Dan O
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Bigger Business on April 24, 2006, 08:47:15 AM: JF's posts make my girlfriend wet

then i get laid

thankyou Jean Francois
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: FreshMintBlue on April 24, 2006, 09:21:31 AM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 23, 2006, 10:18:47 AM
hahahahahahahahaha I laugh with you my friend and thats all about it!

I should tell you in secret that the cock is now empty and Jean Francois wearies at the keys. Her name was Unka, a heavy set croation telephonist with a small tatoo of a 3 fingered downsyndrome child named Blammo.........It is for this I must rest.

I am

Is that the same guy who wrote gym stories about Nobby with the biker chain going nuts etc ?
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: Jean Francois on April 24, 2006, 09:31:25 AM: As I recover from the numchuckerring it is for this that this is all about it

My friends who are so kind to Jean Francois.......would like to offer you...any advice that you may have regarding the ass or how to obtain it.

feel free to ask and i will guide you towards these things

I am
Title: Re: Today I was Numchuckered
Post by: MindSpin on April 24, 2006, 05:05:02 PM: Quote from: Jean Francois on April 24, 2006, 09:31:25 AM
As I recover from the numchuckerring it is for this that this is all about it

LOL...That line alone busts me up.