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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2006, 06:44:17 PM »
Just paying my respects

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2006, 06:48:11 PM »
Just paying my respects

[]D [] []v[] []D on great one

at least you understand his greatness.
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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2006, 08:37:25 AM »
whoever doesn't know Jean Francois around here should immediately delete their account.

I remember when he first came to GetBig, way before that poser Porn star on the sex board.

The stories he told....we laughed, we cried, we understood.


Welcome back you god among men.

On occasion, we agree. :)

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2006, 09:44:37 AM »
The sulks have indicated that they fully approve of Jean Francois Papion and he is not, repeat, NOT, a bogan.

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2006, 09:50:21 AM »
is this soldat's gimmick account?

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2006, 09:49:32 AM »
Oh...I've been waiting for this day.  Jean, what took you so long.  I look forward to seeing more.  If anyone has any of the old posts...let's see them...true classics!
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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2006, 11:18:32 PM »
ahhhhhhhhh my friends hahahahahaa

Today as you know it is easter. A time for the eggs and for the love and Jean Francois my friends enjoys the easter! Let me explain to you these things.

I have many stories but the time as you know is hard to find...I will try to tell you later today and thats all about it.......


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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2006, 11:26:38 PM »
When I read this I picture that guy "Jacque" from the simpsons (the bowling instructor that tried to seduce Marge) good stuff!

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2006, 11:27:17 PM »
 Thanks for bringing an international flavor to the board!

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2006, 11:30:04 PM »
Thanks for bringing an international flavor to the board!

 >:(

Also, welcome back Jean Francois....with the avatar and all :-X

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2006, 05:26:51 PM »
what a fantastic bulge!

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2006, 10:01:48 PM »
Dude that...was.... AWESOME!!!


I think I just herniated a disk laughing.
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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2006, 03:29:46 AM »
To me as I write i know that this is to be true and thats all about it.



I am

You have returned! Messiah is here again!

And I thought our lives were wasted.

Preach to us JF, preach...

YIP
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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2006, 06:54:29 AM »
Poetry.

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2006, 06:54:35 AM »
Brilliant!
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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2006, 06:57:41 AM »
You have returned! Messiah is here again!

And I thought our lives were wasted.

Preach to us JF, preach...

YIP
Zack

ahhhhhhhh if love were war than you my friend would be my arch enemy

zach i am forever in your debt...i am of course very drunk as i write these things...


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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2006, 06:59:49 AM »
ahhhhhhhh if love were war than you my friend would be my arch enemy

LOL, I think he wants to show you what's under his tighty-whiteys
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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2006, 07:31:34 AM »
The only thing that would get me back to buying bodybuilding magazines would be a column by Jean Francois

amen

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2006, 07:34:40 AM »
The only thing that would get me back to buying bodybuilding magazines would be a column by Jean Francois

amen

MD should be contacting him for a regular article. They need an article with a more masculine aproach to treating women that will balance out GV buying his chica Timberlands and letting her use his credit card, LOL!

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2006, 07:43:30 AM »
MD should be contacting him for a regular article. They need an article with a more masculine aproach to treating women that will balance out GV buying his chica Timberlands and letting her use his credit card, LOL!

Excellent idea, let's all contact Steve Blechman!  Think what a publishing coup this would be if he could get JF in his mag.

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2006, 07:54:59 AM »
Excellent idea, let's all contact Steve Blechman!  Think what a publishing coup this would be if he could get JF in his mag.

LOL!

You think I'm joking. :)

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2006, 08:08:04 AM »
LOL!

You think I'm joking. :)

No I don't!  In fact I think your idea sounds uncannily prophetic.

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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2006, 08:09:21 AM »
Jean Francois is back!!!!!



"I am your friend."



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Re: It is for this my friends
« Reply #48 on: April 18, 2006, 01:31:27 PM »
No I don't!  In fact I think your idea sounds uncannily prophetic.

You ain't lyin', Dan the Man!

Especially his advice on forplay, LOL!

It was something to the effect of... one quick squeeze of the breast and then to the ass.

That type of stories and advice would balance out GV getting smacked by his chica and trying to find good dollar stores for her to shop at. The scatalogical references are funny but I admit being easily amused, for the most part. :)

Also, it'd be far superior to Mata Taco or whoever the hell those horrible stories about mexico and steroids they occasionally put in there.

Isn't "I am" far superior to bad ebonics?

True story. A lot of my reports and all outgoing faxes are ended "I am" instead of "sincerely". It messes with people's heads and creates confusion because too few have had the opportunity to read Jean's words. More would understand this homage if his body of work were published on a regular basis. :)

Dan, you're connected. Start working on this immediately. :)

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Re: Today I was Numchuckered
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2006, 11:22:04 AM »
My friends...I have been numchuckered by a man that was not of asian desent. This alone worries Jean Francois.

Of course I am schooled with all the martial arts and the man of mystery now lays in the aloe vera garden 4 storeys down.

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