No I don't! In fact I think your idea sounds uncannily prophetic.
You ain't lyin', Dan the Man!
Especially his advice on forplay, LOL!
It was something to the effect of... one quick squeeze of the breast and then to the ass.
That type of stories and advice would balance out GV getting smacked by his chica and trying to find good dollar stores for her to shop at. The scatalogical references are funny but I admit being easily amused, for the most part.

Also, it'd be far superior to Mata Taco or whoever the hell those horrible stories about mexico and steroids they occasionally put in there.
Isn't "I am" far superior to bad ebonics?
True story. A lot of my reports and all outgoing faxes are ended "I am" instead of "sincerely". It messes with people's heads and creates confusion because too few have had the opportunity to read Jean's words. More would understand this homage if his body of work were published on a regular basis.

Dan, you're connected. Start working on this immediately.
