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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
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I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close. There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me. I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs. (you can call orders in, dumbfucks). Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!" All the people in line started laughing. He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall. hahahaha f'n tub
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I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close. There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me. I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs. (you can call orders in, dumbfucks). Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!" All the people in line started laughing. He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall. hahahaha f'n tub
That fucked up.
But funny.
Don't be surprised if this fat guy comes looking for you............
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That fucked up.
But funny.
Don't be surprised if this fat guy comes looking for you............
hahaha, what to eat me?
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hahaha, what to eat me?
You know, that is the type of guy with nothing to lose. I bet you he's depressed beyond anything we can imagine. Now here you are, I imagine, in good shape, making fun of an obese guy. Things going for you, et cetera.
Where do you live? I am just curious, so I don't visit the area, when this fat guy start sniping people.........
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Thinking of that fat dude ordering all the subway food makes me think of "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" when that massive fat fuck with the 200 plates of food was puking all over the restaurant
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good ownage...i approve....fat people who order ten subs are open game for ridicule....
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You know, that is the type of guy with nothing to lose. I bet you he's depressed beyond anything we can imagine. Now here you are, I imagine, in good shape, making fun of an obese guy. Things going for you, et cetera.
Where do you live? I am just curious, so I don't visit the area, when this fat guy start sniping people.........
I live in NC.
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I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close. There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me. I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs. (you can call orders in, dumbfucks). Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!" All the people in line started laughing. He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall. hahahaha f'n tub
Brutal OWNING! Notice the fat fcuk having a Monster Meltdown as he stared straight at the wall turning red?
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Brutal OWNING! Notice the fat fcuk having a Monster Meltdown as he stared straight at the wall turning red?
It was great. Even a couple of the employees were snickering. hahaha
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Oh yeah your the man.Good job you showed him.
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I was playing football at the beach yesterday and owned some fat guy by after catching the foot ball I ran backwards in the end zone ....
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Oh yeah your the man.Good job you showed him.
I sure did. Hey, at least I didn't swipe his subs. I wonder if he would have just sat there?
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I was playing football at the beach yesterday and owned some fat guy by after catching the foot ball I ran backwards in the end zone ....
hahaha, good job. Did you taunt him with the ball?
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I told him that he probably could of caught me if he envisioned the football as a peice of fried chicken...he then was like " fried chicken....hold on imma be right back.." (as he walked towards the concession stand)
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I told him that he probably could of caught me if he envisioned the football as a peice of fried chicken...he then was like " fried chicken....hold on imma be right back.." (as he walked towards the concession stand)
hahaha, are you sure it wasn't a certain pro we know on this site? He likes fried chicken, too.
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hahaha, are you sure it wasn't a certain pro we know on this site? He likes fried chicken, too.
Nah i was on eye level with this guy, if it is who i think you were referring to, then he would of been pointed to the lil boy section of the beach...
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Nah i was on eye level with this guy, if it is who i think you were referring to, then he would of been pointed to the lil boy section of the beach...
True, he couldn't even ride on the carousel. :-\
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I sure did. Hey, at least I didn't swipe his subs. I wonder if he would have just sat there?
maybe sat on you dumbass ;) now that would of been funny
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maybe sat on you dumbass ;) now that would of been funny
gary67, I'm thinking the 67 is in reference to your IQ.
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Hi Gary welcome to the pre school group.Todays lesson is how to make yourself feel better then other people by attacking them because you are so insecure. ;D
Ok carry on children.
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gary67, I'm thinking the 67 is in reference to your IQ.
Let me guess yours is 69 :P
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Hi Gary welcome to the pre school group.Todays lesson is how to make yourself feel better then other people by attacking them because you are so insecure. ;D
Ok carry on children.
I must of missed the lesson on insecurity where you take steroids to make your muscles bigger to compensate for other 'short comings' did anyone take notes ??? professor preist ... anyone ??
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Hi Gary welcome to the pre school group.Todays lesson is how to make yourself feel better then other people by attacking them because you are so insecure. ;D
Ok carry on children.
just having fun lee :D when is the next class i don't want to miss it :P
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i would rather shit on a fatass who indulges in overeating anyday while kids in poor nations die from hunger...just my two cents...
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just having fun lee :D when is the next class i don't want to miss it :P
polesmoking in an hour...wait gary67 ..it says here that you already took the class...twice !!
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I must of missed the lesson on insecurity where you take steroids to make your muscles bigger to compensate for other 'short comings' did anyone take notes ??? professor preist ... anyone ??
hahaha, yes double J, isn't it funny that of all people a professional bodybuilder would mention someone being insecure. hahahaha
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just having fun lee :D when is the next class i don't want to miss it :P
The next class is a class on temporary insanity: the pitfalls of drinking far too much with your buddies and getting your face tattooed while under the influence ;D
just kiddin' Lee 8)
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The next class is a class on temporary insanity: the pitfalls of drinking far too much with your buddies and getting your face tattooed while under the influence ;D
Are you implying that people who get tattoos on thier face have insecurites which compels them to hide/mask the real issues that lay within themselves with superficial means such as face tattooing??
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polesmoking in an hour...wait gary67 ..it says here that you already took the class...twice !!
now you would know you were sitting right next to me both times :P and you said you would not tell anybody :'(
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hahahaha, Gary is like Andy Dick's character in Old School, the guy with the traveling blowjob workshop, hahahaha, what a fag.
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hahahaha, Gary is like Andy Dick's character in Old School, the guy with the traveling blowjob workshop, hahahaha, what a fag.
hahaha, gary took over the family business of door-to-door blowjobs from his dad.
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polesmoking in an hour...wait gary67 ..it says here that you already took the class...twice !!
Yeah but werent you giving it.They say you give it pretty good at the gay clubs.
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hahaha, Lee must have had lunch. His mood seems to have improved. Or maybe Adela popped in?
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Yeah but werent you giving it.They say you give it pretty good at the gay clubs.
Did you come up with that yourself lil guy ?
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Did you come up with that yourself lil guy ?
Nah going to have luch soon fish (yuck)taste like pussy.Oh what am i telling you for like you would know how that tastes. :)
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Monster Lee Priest fried chicken ownings!! I wonder if Lee gets that shit thrown at him in the offseason.. Hey mister can you point me to the circus?
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yeah im sure fitness chicks are the cream of the crop when it comes to women....they have more testosterone than you do..but i guess you knew that already..
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Nah going to have luch soon fish (yuck)taste like pussy.Oh what am i telling you for like you would know how that tastes. :)
i always get horny when i open a can of tuna.
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hahahaha, Gary is like Andy Dick's character in Old School, the guy with the traveling blowjob workshop, hahahaha, what a fag.
hey sarcasm who are you calling a fag. How many times were you caught in the little boys room? ::) i hear when you go to the gym you stay in the lockeroom just checking out the boys :-* now who is the fag ::)
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hey sarcasm who are you calling a fag. How many times were you caught in the little boys room? ::) i hear when you go to the gym you stay in the lockeroom just checking out the boys :-* now who is the fag ::)
i'm only gay for you stud. :-*
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hey sarcasm who are you calling a fag. How many times were you caught in the little boys room? ::) i hear when you go to the gym you stay in the lockeroom just checking out the boys :-* now who is the fag ::)
epic not bringin' teh funny
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Monster Lee Priest fried chicken ownings!! I wonder if Lee gets that shit thrown at him in the offseason.. Hey mister can you point me to the circus?
Shit you can't find your way to work again.What will we do with you?
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i'm only gay for you stud. :-*
lol ha ha ha ;D you are funny
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Nah going to have luch soon fish (yuck)taste like pussy.Oh what am i telling you for like you would know how that tastes. :)
Hey priest...are you implying your fiancees' cooter tastes like fish? You made it public in MD that you like eating snizz...wait let me guess...hold on...her's doesnt and never has, right? You were refering to the pussy in general, right?
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Shit you can't find your way to work again.What will we do with you?
Damnn that was harsh! Shawn Ray would never treat me like that. :(
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okay i could understand getting a chuckle between you and maybe the guy standing next to you...but being an outright dick?
he might be a fat ass...but you're a son of a bitch for being a douche bag. who gives a shit what the f**k he eats or how many of this or that he takes home...you're not paying for it! and you had to wait another what..five minutes? keep laughing asshole..you'll embarass the wrong person..then be on the wrong end of a beating when you least expect it.
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Lee is laying a serious beat down on the squad queefs.
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Hey priest...are you implying your fiancees' cooter tastes like fish? You made it public in MD that you like eating snizz...wait let me guess...hold on...her's doesnt and never has, right? You were refering to the pussy in general, right?
Your a quick learner grasshopper.
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okay i could understand getting a chuckle between you and maybe the guy standing next to you...but being an outright dick?
he might be a fat ass...but you're a son of a bitch for being a douche bag. who gives a shit what the f**k he eats or how many of this or that he takes home...you're not paying for it! and you had to wait another what..five minutes? keep laughing asshole..you'll embarass the wrong person..then be on the wrong end of a beating when you least expect it.
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Could not have said it better.
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okay i could understand getting a chuckle between you and maybe the guy standing next to you...but being an outright dick?
he might be a fat ass...but you're a son of a bitch for being a douche bag. who gives a shit what the f**k he eats or how many of this or that he takes home...you're not paying for it! and you had to wait another what..five minutes? keep laughing asshole..you'll embarass the wrong person..then be on the wrong end of a beating when you least expect it.
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Monster Defender of Fatass'..... I hate when ppl say he is fat cause of his genes...then why in countries like india and ethopia you never find obese people...hmmmm maybe cause the real obese beast i talk of( not some 20% bf reg schmoe) eat thier ass off and sit an watch tv ...hmmmm could that be it ..i dont pity them one bit..they made thier bed...now sleep in it..
m3ltd0wn
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Monster Defender of Fatass'..... I hate when ppl say he is fat cause of his genes...then why in countries like india and ethopia you never find obese people...hmmmm maybe cause the real obese beast i talk of( not some 20% bf reg schmoe) eat thier ass off and sit an watch tv ...hmmmm could that be it ..i dont pity them one bit..they made thier bed...now sleep in it..
m3ltd0wn
Thats right they made their bed.Not you so why comment on them.Please post your pic so we can see how the ideal person should look.
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texasRush = some fat guy who got picked on.
Lee = short guy with a superhero complex who feels the need to defend the "less fortunate."
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Thats right they made their bed.Not you so why comment on them.Please post your pic so we can see how the ideal person should look.
I seem to recall a video clip of you commenting on the whole Titus/burned up dead chick situation. Since Craig and Kelly made that bed, then by your logic only they should be able to speak on that situation, not you. Obviously, people are going to say what they think whether it's me, you, jaejonna, etc. and everyone makes comments about other people's business. Guess that's just human nature, and unfortuantely we all say stuff sometimes that is in bad taste.
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Lee just says things randomly not thinki ongf what he said in the past...he is never wrong...never....
i would never degrade a person who is obese in their face, i think that is asking for too much trouble for what it is worth..at least here I dont need to have to worry about watching my back when I turn around...
but im not going to change what I say, too many people die cause they cant eat enuf to live..then there are the glutons who are fat fucking slobs who make their lives worse for themselves and the other people who have to put up with their heavey breathing and sob stories.... what ever , put down the cheesecake, walk, do something...
I have my vices...i smoke weed and accept anything that comes from it...im not tryin to go to court or have lung cancer but those are the choices I made and i try to minimize the consequences...
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What in the hell has this country come to when you can't make fun of a fat guy? Sad world we are living in. :-\
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Monster Defender of Fatass'..... I hate when ppl say he is fat cause of his genes...then why in countries like india and ethopia you never find obese people...hmmmm maybe cause the real obese beast i talk of( not some 20% bf reg schmoe) eat thier ass off and sit an watch tv ...hmmmm could that be it ..i dont pity them one bit..they made thier bed...now sleep in it..
m3ltd0wn
There was a local man where i live who was paralyzed after a hanggliding accident....i guess next time i see him in his wheelchair eating lunch I should tell him that you think he is a loser and that he should "just lie in the bed that he made"......what a stupid comment by a real asshole. You are giving the impression that you think that you are better than everybody else....well i guess i will have to clue you in....you dont know his situation and you are not god....you must think you are since you are so quick to judge other people.....alot of people assume that people who have some muscle on them are assholes, have no testicles from abuse of roids, and are only working out to compensate for having little dicks....they must be right in making that ASSUMPTION huh? just wanted to make sure that you understand that. high school is over buddy, and there is alot more to life than how cool you think you are. karma is a bitch, good luck with that.
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funny thing is that alot of people on this site make up situations they were supposely in just to create a thread and try to get a laugh.
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There was a local man where i live who was paralyzed after a hanggliding accident....i guess next time i see him in his wheelchair eating lunch I should tell him that you think he is a loser and that he should "just lie in the bed that he made"......what a stupid comment by a real asshole. You are giving the impression that you think that you are better than everybody else....well i guess i will have to clue you in....you dont know his situation and you are not god....you must think you are since you are so quick to judge other people.....alot of people assume that people who have some muscle on them are assholes, have no testicles from abuse of roids, and are only working out to compensate for having little dicks....they must be right in making that ASSUMPTION huh? just wanted to make sure that you understand that. high school is over buddy, and there is alot more to life than how cool you think you are. karma is a bitch, good luck with that.
so we are supposed to feel sorry for a guy who WILLINGLY went handgliding, which by it's very nature is dangerous and that is the appeal to those morons, and gets cripped up? F that. I feel sorry for the poor guy who was crossing the street and gets hit by a bus. not some tool bag who thinks it's "extreme" to jump off a cliff, or whatever. I ain't buyin'.
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funny thing is that alot of people on this site make up situations they were supposely in just to create a thread and try to get a laugh.
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There was a local man where i live who was paralyzed after a hanggliding accident....i guess next time i see him in his wheelchair eating lunch I should tell him that you think he is a loser and that he should "just lie in the bed that he made"......what a stupid comment by a real asshole.
what a moron...didnt he ever hear of the Million dollar man ??? next time you see him tell him Jaejonna thinks he is a dipshit for thinking he can fly....i am a real asshole and when I last checked I was allowed to think the way I think cause I live in america...Its diffrent to have cancer out of nowhere or be in a car crash but when its an everyday thing of feeding your fat face then fuckit , bye bye fat boy , live till 40 if you want..do it up.... if you skydive and the parachute doesnt open is that tragic? well they knew what they were gettin into so I guess it isnt.. lifestlye decisions and tragedy are two diffrent things.
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so we are supposed to feel sorry for a guy who WILLINGLY went handgliding, which by it's very nature is dangerous and that is the appeal to those morons, and gets cripped up? F that. I feel sorry for the poor guy who was crossing the street and gets hit by a bus. not some tool bag who thinks it's "extreme" to jump off a cliff, or whatever. I ain't buyin'.
no one ever had to say that you had to feel sorry for them, just not be a dick to them because you htink you are better than them....where does it stop? lets say you are married and your wife is in a car accident and has a scar on her face or has back problems and cant exercise? or you have a kid who has down syndrome? you want some asshole going up to them and making fun of them everytime they go to a restaurant or to a gas station? you probably wouldnt think it was so funny then? your mom, your sister? which one would be funny? your dad has a stroke and loses the ability to use an arm or something? i bet you would be really pissed to have someone fucking with him while hes trying to eat lunch wouldnt you? let me guess you would beat them up right? these are just a few of the very possible scenarios that could happen to you, me, or anybody on this stupid board. they wouldnt know your situation, they would just be acting like assholes...sounds familiar huh?
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. high school is over buddy, and there is alot more to life than how cool you think you are. karma is a bitch, good luck with that.
OK well since that no one that I went to HS that I know is one this board and no one really knows each other in real life with the exception of you and BayGM ...how can I be cool, its not like i go to GetBig parties in NYC ... I like BB and this formu allows for free speech (Thanks RON) so how am i cool?? , like i said, i would never actually say this to thier face casue its a waste of time..so i say it here so that you can push your wheelchair freind to lunch and feed his face while he thinks about how smart it was to buy a hang glide from where he is sittin now. Race car drivers can attest to the pitfals of racing , so can most ppl who do crazy shit...I use to skateboard, and was really good, then I got hit by a car, I made an assessment of what was important and decided not to ride a skateboard..ppl need to take responsibility for thier actions and not ask for pity..like i said i would never make fun of a person to thier face that is tooo cruel, but i can think what i want...
and yes it has happened to me where I pushed my grandfather who was paralyze from a stroke in the airport to bring him to his flight back to the phillipines so he can die on his farm...picking up his piss bag and what not having random ass ppl stare .. whatever im over it shit happens
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no one ever had to say that you had to feel sorry for them, just not be a dick to them because you htink you are better than them....where does it stop? lets say you are married and your wife is in a car accident and has a scar on her face or has back problems and cant exercise? or you have a kid who has down syndrome? you want some asshole going up to them and making fun of them everytime they go to a restaurant or to a gas station? you probably wouldnt think it was so funny then? your mom, your sister? which one would be funny? your dad has a stroke and loses the ability to use an arm or something? i bet you would be really pissed to have someone fucking with him while hes trying to eat lunch wouldnt you? let me guess you would beat them up right? these are just a few of the very possible scenarios that could happen to you, me, or anybody on this stupid board. they wouldnt know your situation, they would just be acting like assholes...sounds familiar huh?
Not familiar at all. Fat people deserve to be made fun of.
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Not familiar at all. Fat people deserve to be made fun of.
further proof that you dont need to take an IQ test to be able to post on Getbig.
Prediction....one day you are walking down the street looking at your reflection in a store window, thinking about how great you are and an overweight person drops his subway sandwich in his lap and loses control of his car and runs your dumb ass over. Karma. it happens.
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further proof that you dont need to take an IQ test to be able to post on Getbig.
Give me one good reason why someone who is robbing the planet of it's natural resources and depriving some 3rd world starving kid of a decent meal doesn't deserve to be made fun of? Not to mention they smell funny.
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Give me one good reason why someone who is robbing the planet of it's natural resources and depriving some 3rd world starving kid of a decent meal doesn't deserve to be made fun of? Not to mention they smell funny.
depriving 3rd world starving children? pulled that one out of your ass didnt you? how many calories do you consume a day, and how much have you done to feed those same children? i am sure that you sacrifice alot to help them out dont you?
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depriving 3rd world starving children? pulled that one out of your ass didnt you? how many calories do you consume a day, and how much have you done to feed those same children? i am sure that you sacrifice alot to help them out dont you?
Yeah, I watch a full 3 minutes of those Sally Struther commercial's before turning the channel. Plus those lard asses drive up health care costs.
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haha, that guy on the left looks like the butterball that I saw at lunch. I can't believe some of these people are afraid to make fun of fat people.
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God damn it what the fuck is wrong with you people getting on Showstoppa's ass.
He did the right thing to that fat fuck. Maybe this bitch slapping will be the drive for him to lose weight.
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YEs Stoppa did the right thing. Right after he smacked him
on the ass! :P
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God damn it what the f**k is wrong with you people getting on Showstoppa's ass.
He did the right thing to that fat f**k. Maybe this bitch slapping will be the drive for him to lose weight.
Thanks FREAK, it's good to know some people appreciate my work.
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YEs Stoppa did the right thing. Right after he smacked him
on the ass! :P
why does your profile say "Stay positive". do you not understand what that means?
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why does your profile say "Stay positive". do you not understand what that means?
Means no matter what you say you won't change my mind. Positive thinking. ;D
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I seem to recall a video clip of you commenting on the whole Titus/burned up dead chick situation. Since Craig and Kelly made that bed, then by your logic only they should be able to speak on that situation, not you. Obviously, people are going to say what they think whether it's me, you, jaejonna, etc. and everyone makes comments about other people's business. Guess that's just human nature, and unfortuantely we all say stuff sometimes that is in bad taste.
Yeah but making a bad taste joke is different then putting somebody down in front of a crowd of people just to belittle him.So what if he is fat he might hate how you look to each their own.Remember what you were taught IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY..... Shit if that was the case this board would be empty i guess.If bad taste jokes weren't aloud then all the great comedians or any for that matter would not have jobs.
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Yeah but making a bad taste joke is different then putting somebody down in front of a crowd of people just to belittle him.So what if he is fat he might hate how you look to each their own.Remember what you were taught IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY..... Shit if that was the case this board would be empty i guess.If bad taste jokes weren't aloud then all the great comedians or any for that matter would not have jobs.
I actually agree with Lee ??? , You(the op) have no right embarassing some guy because of his weight. Does it really make you feel better knowing that you made someone else feel like shit? You are a dick. I really hope that you are making this up. Remember, message boards are for shit like that, don't let it carry into real life, you piece of shit.
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Lee should be a lawyer you make a logical argument...
BAd Joke (Craig Titus joke about a murder) not as bad as Belittling fat boy in crowd (buying ten subway sandwiches)
Fat boy might not like you but you can think what you want as he does
Nothing nice to say then dont say it but great comedians use jokes in bad taste....
Case Closed, dont quit your day job
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Third world countries with starving children don't need food
They need FUCKING CONDOMS!
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ONE DAY YOU WILL BE FAT AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU KARMA :P
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Third world countries with starving children don't need food
They need FUCKING CONDOMS!
And then the religious societies put the guilt and blame on me for not sending enough money
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there is nothing more cool than being a stupid fvck and putting others down but i doubt u did that u wouldnt have the balls thats why u come on the forum and tell ur pathetic little story to see what people would have thought of you if u have had really said that.
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Monster Defender of Fatass'..... I hate when ppl say he is fat cause of his genes...then why in countries like india and ethopia you never find obese people...hmmmm maybe cause the real obese beast i talk of( not some 20% bf reg schmoe) eat thier ass off and sit an watch tv ...hmmmm could that be it ..i dont pity them one bit..they made thier bed...now sleep in it..
m3ltd0wn
oh i'm not saying that he didn't get that way on his own! some people have real genetic issues with it...medical problems ecetera (sp?!)
but that's not what i said...i asked why be a dick about it? his life and his fault..you don't think the dude knows he's fat? ??? that just like some of you guys coming in here thinkig you're bodybuilders or are big... ::)
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texasRush = some fat guy who got picked on.
you're damn right i was..and i was sick of not getting any pussy, not looking good, and not feeling better about myself....on top of people giving me shit! now the only shit i get is from people telling me i'm a user when all i do is bust my ass everyday! and you're right..i did get picked on alot...til i stomped a mudhole in the last guy that did it! no one said anything anymore...at least where i could hear them. >:( not everyone is gonna curl up and take your shit just because you look big or tough...you'll press someone's buttons the wrong way and that fat bastard will be the one skull fucking you in front of that same crowd that was giggling at HIM earlier!
oh my life is so hard! ;D
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you're damn right i was..and i was sick of not getting any pussy, not looking good, and not feeling better about myself....on top of people giving me shit! now the only shit i get is from people telling me i'm a user when all i do is bust my ass everyday! and you're right..i did get picked on alot...til i stomped a mudhole in the last guy that did it! no one said anything anymore...at least where i could hear them. >:( not everyone is gonna curl up and take your shit just because you look big or tough...you'll press someone's buttons the wrong way and that fat bastard will be the one skull fucking you in front of that same crowd that was giggling at HIM earlier!
oh my life is so hard! ;D
m.eltdown.
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hey i thought i got one free with every register on this site? ??? ;D
i don't get the "monster" or "brutal" props?! ???
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So when does this "lunch time story" become funny? Anybody told the punchline yet? ???
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So when does this "lunch time story" become funny? Anybody told the punchline yet? ???
Fat guy got raped by monkey, monkey logged onto getbig as member "Figo". Figo now looking for love partner watch out squad!
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So when does this "lunch time story" become funny? Anybody told the punchline yet? ???
texasRush's idea of gettin even with people who make him angry includes him skull fucking the guy...i think thats pretty funny and teh gay...
btw TexAssCrush...Monster Self Esteem issues... i liked making fun of your kind..
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Fat guy got raped by monkey, monkey logged onto getbig as member "Figo". Figo now looking for love partner watch out squad!
Your fascination with people finding love-partners borders on disturbing. :-\
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Your fascination with people finding love-partners borders on disturbing. :-\
What can I say.. I'm a stand up kind of guy. ;D
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As long as you "stand", and dont sit on it...
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As long as you "stand", and dont sit on it...
Why would I want to sit on your girlfriend? I like the view from the top. ;)
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Ok, future Mr. Take-it-up-the-O'.
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texasRush's idea of gettin even with people who make him angry includes him skull fucking the guy...i think thats pretty funny and teh gay...
btw TexAssCrush...Monster Self Esteem issues... i liked making fun of your kind..
lol it's the internet...the worst thing you can do is post a story about how you owned me at some fast food restaurant for ordering 30 chicken nuggets or saying im fat for defending someone...or the worst of them all! calling out my meltdown! OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T! ::)
..i did have self esteem issues but then said fuck it and sucked it up like some of you here need to do! which apparenlty making fun of fat people or someone you don't approve of on the internet is the best way of doing that. hey whatever works...*shrug*
what was gay bay's comment earlier? those that are closet queers find "gay innuendos" in everything? ???
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I second the closet cases trying to find innuendo, but the self-proclaimed individuals that make those statements are also constantly on the lookout for new recruits.
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just hang around on this board awhile....eventually you'll get propsitioned from time to time
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I think Alexxx already did. :-\
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I think Alexxx already did. :-\
not only once and not only by a guy! :o
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one can only imagine by the way you wave that sword around! :o ;D
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one can only imagine by the way you wave that sword around! :o ;D
Keep it by my bedside for extra protection.
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hahahaha, I wonder if fatty will be at subway again today. Maybe I'll stop by to chat. hahahaha
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hahahaha, I wonder if fatty will be at subway again today. Maybe I'll stop by to chat. hahahaha
can you slap him in the face and tell him that Jaejonna said to put down the sandwich
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can you slap him in the face and tell him that Jaejonna said to put down the sandwich
hahah, yes I'll tell him Double J said to get off the See Food Diet.
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You guys are so jealous of Lee it's hilarious keep the funny posts coming LOL.
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I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close. There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me. I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs. (you can call orders in, dumbfucks). Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!" All the people in line started laughing. He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall. hahahaha f'n tub
AHHAHAHAAHAH!!! Quality!!
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The dude made up the thread, nobody could be that much of a complete asshole..
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The dude made up the thread, nobody could be that much of a complete asshole..
Oh, you don't know me very well..... ;D
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Oh, you don't know me very well..... ;D
i seriously doubt anyone would be igonorant enough to do what you did, then proudly boast about it on a message board.
however, you might be clever enough to have fabricated the whole incident for the purposes of getting a rise out of people.
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I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close. There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me. I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs. (you can call orders in, dumbfucks). Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!" All the people in line started laughing. He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall. hahahaha f'n tub
LOL. total BS, but LOL.
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LOL. total BS, but LOL.
;) ;D
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you're damn right i was..and i was sick of not getting any pussy, not looking good, and not feeling better about myself....on top of people giving me shit! now the only shit i get is from people telling me i'm a user when all i do is bust my ass everyday! and you're right..i did get picked on alot...til i stomped a mudhole in the last guy that did it! no one said anything anymore...at least where i could hear them. >:( not everyone is gonna curl up and take your shit just because you look big or tough...you'll press someone's buttons the wrong way and that fat bastard will be the one skull fucking you in front of that same crowd that was giggling at HIM earlier!
oh my life is so hard! ;D
almost made me cry...
But tell me, why have you been a fatass? because you were lazy and ate too much?
If the answer is yes, you deserve to be picked on.
What's up with these fat people sitting around all day on the couch eating junk food and crying out for pity when you make fun of them.
It's not very nice, i see that, but then don't eat so much. It's your own fault that you are fat, not the fault of the others.
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almost made me cry...
But tell me, why have you been a fatass? because you were lazy and ate too much?
If the answer is yes, you deserve to be picked on.
What's up with these fat people sitting around all day on the couch eating junk food and crying out for pity when you make fun of them.
It's not very nice, i see that, but then don't eat so much. It's your own fault that you are fat, not the fault of the others.
I would have a good chunck of change if I never paid for the gym memberships, supplements, gas to get to gym...plus could have done something with all the EXTRA hours I take out of my life to keep myself healthy by staying in the gym working out, going to the park playing hours of BBall....
So when im in the mall, and some fat fucker on a motorized cart, so fcuking fat they cant even walk, ask me to move out of the way cause the cart doesnt fit, i say well can you get me back all that money, time , effort ?? Waking up everyday sore.... No , well too bad fatty wait till i get out the way...fuckem they made their plate now eat it ..no sympathy from me
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I would have a good chunck of change if I never paid for the gym memberships, supplements, gas to get to gym...plus could have done something with all the EXTRA hours I take out of my life to keep myself healthy by staying in the gym working out, going to the park playing hours of BBall....
So when im in the mall, and some fat fucker on a motorized cart, so fcuking fat they cant even walk, ask me to move out of the way cause the cart doesnt fit, i say well can you get me back all that money, time , effort ?? Waking up everyday sore.... No , well too bad fatty wait till i get out the way...fuckem they made their plate now eat it ..no sympathy from me
Interesting point. Never thought about all the background that goes into it like that...
"Too bad fatty, wait till I get out" LOL
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how is that so funny? ???
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Interesting point. Never thought about all the background that goes into it like that...
"Too bad fatty, wait till I get out" LOL
The "Its Genetic Excuse " is probably the biggest lie they tell the fattys...and im not talking about regular overwieght people, im talking about the overly huge mofos who weigh like 250-400lbs or more...
I dont overtly hate on them , i dont hate on anyone like that except for like nazis and stuff but when they want to be put on disability and it comes out of the taxpayers pocket, when they want to have sympathy, when they want reg. people to do things diffrently to help them cope with thier laziness and glutony, then that just sets me off. My girls cousin is friggin 300 plus pounds, everyone is like ,,,he is soo big now... but when we sat down to eat at a BBQ he had like 5 drumsticks, a pound of Potato salad, three servings of cake...and like three cans of coke...im thinking to myself...damn he is doing it to himself, why doesnt he recognize the health problems he will eventually have and all the pain the family will feel when something bad happens.
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how is that so funny? ???
Its not funny, but Stoppa shitted on a fat fucker at Subway then the fatty protectors came out saying that every fat fuck has back problems from car accidents and thats why they are fat...blah blah blah..
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Just think about how much these fat fuckers cost the state and health insurances every year.
Just because they are too lazy and stupid to do something for themselves and others.
Have you ever had a fat person helping you out with something?
Tell you the way, help you carry something, fix you car?
No. Because they are ashamed to talk to people who aren't fat.
And they are too fat to help.
No society on earth needs these fat slobs.
I hate fat people. No mercy.
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i specifically hate fat women.... >:(
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Just think about how much these fat fuckers cost the state and health insurances every year.
Just because they are too lazy and stupid to do something for themselves and others.
Have you ever had a fat person helping you out with something?
Tell you the way, help you carry something, fix you car?
No. Because they are ashamed to talk to people who aren't fat.
And they are too fat to help.
No society on earth needs these fat slobs.
I hate fat people. No mercy.
Good post. These f'n slobs drive the cost of healthcare thru the roof, but we get Lee "i make fun of murdered people" Preist chiming in on their behalf.
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Oh and, if i ran a country, i'd have a jail sentence for everyone who's body fat level goes over 30%.
Jail until they are lean again. ;D
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Oh and, if i ran a country, i'd have a jail sentence for everyone who's body fat level goes over 30%.
Jail until they are lean again. ;D
then the squad would have to waste of their time with picket signs outside the jail, yellling "Free Sarcasm!!!" ;)
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then the squad would have to waste of their time with picket signs outside the jail, yellling "Free Sarcasm!!!" ;)
would there be a separate wing for pain killer addicts who lie about being black belts?
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Good post. These f'n slobs drive the cost of healthcare thru the roof, but we get Lee "i make fun of murdered people" Preist chiming in on their behalf.
Lee is on thier side cause half the year he is one of them.... but look who he defends
Yeah millions and millions of fat persons who everyday of thier life eats more than they can carry (while ppl are starving in other countries)
But its cool to ridicule a person being brutally murdered at the hands of Titus and his bitch..
Nice, that is MONDO cool
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would there be a separate wing for pain killer addicts who lie about being black belts?
hahah SenSai needs another Valiumm...
He probably doesnt even remember the Drunk/Drugged Posting from the other night .... what a role model you are for your students..
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would there be a separate wing for pain killer addicts who lie about being black belts?
Its been 15 weeks since I took a pk and I have been a black belt since i was 15. Its not that hard, actually. Just takes a little "efficiency", tubby.
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Its been 15 weeks since I took a pk and I have been a black belt since i was 15. Its not that hard, actually. Just takes a little "efficiency", tubby.
15 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, i'm proud of you, your teeth must be like one shade less yellow by now and tying your dads black leather belt doesn't make you a black belt.
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hahah SenSai needs another Valiumm...
He probably doesnt even remember the Drunk/Drugged Posting from the other night .... what a role model you are for your students..
Just took a valium, which(pay attention Sarcasm), is not a painkiller. My doc says I need them cuz I have bad temper/mood swings. And my students know I am not the best role model. I have "bad" "intentions" tatted on my knuckles, they don't expect a saint.
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Its been 15 weeks since I took a pk and I have been a black belt since i was 15. Its not that hard, actually. Just takes a little "efficiency", tubby.
Very true, all you need to do is do a few choreographed moves, pay enough money and you too can be a black belt....aka minister of death.
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Black belt is another word for black cock.
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15 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, i'm proud of you, your teeth must be like one shade less yellow by now and tying your dads black leather belt doesn't make you a black belt.
Do opiates make your teeth yellow? I never heard that? I actually got the tooth whitening mouth guard from my dentist. It stings for the first couple of nights, but it works good for 200 bucks.
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Very true, all you need to do is do a few choreographed moves, pay enough money and you too can be a black belt....aka minister of death.
true to a point, I would do away the belt system entirely(at my gym), but the kids like it.
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true to a point, I would do away the belt system entirely(at my gym), but the kids like it.
Are you like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where he rules the dojo?
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Are you like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where he rules the dojo?
no, but thats funny. I actually don't train anyone under 12, mainly 17 to 40 year olds.
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Are you like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where he rules the dojo?
danielson's teacher was Rex Kwon Do.
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danielson's teacher was Rex Kwon Do.
You want me to get you an autographed pair of his American Zubaz for your collection, fatass?
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danielson, should we call you "Tiny little fists of fury" or "minister of death?"
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danielson, should we call you "Tiny little fists of fury" or "minister of death?"
i just call him a little p.ussy ass bitch.
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danielson, should we call you "Tiny little fists of fury" or "minister of death?"
Either one is cool as long as Sarcasm stops calling me for real. Damn fatass begs me for phonesex every two hours.
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i just call him a little p.ussy ass bitch.
Makes sense now, you think I am a pussy, you have never "hit" a pussy, thats why you won't meet me, huh?
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Danielson, you're the biggest post whore there has ever been on this board.
Not ONE of your posts makes sense.
Go and pop some more nubain.
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Danielson, you're the biggest post whore there has ever been on this board.
Not ONE of your posts makes sense.
Go and pop some more nubain.
never tried it? is it good?
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never tried it? is it good ?
Monster self revealing mistake.
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Monster self revealing mistake.
whatever, is it good? is it injectable?
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whatever, is it good? is it injectable?
danielson likes injectables...especially a hot beef one.
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danielson likes injectables...especially a hot beef one.
wow..you are the first cheeleadingsquad member to make a gay joke... congrats! ::)
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Why don't we stop danielson from ruining this great thread and bash on fat people some more.
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danielson likes injectables...especially a hot beef one.
This thread had gone from fatty's hot beef sandwiches to danielson's hot beef injections...
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Why don't we stop danielson from ruining this great thread and bash on fat people some more.
Just cuz Sarcasm would let you be a cheerleader doesn't mean you have to make fun of him.
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Yes, lets get back on track. Fatty hasn't showed his bulbous noggin around here lately. If I spy him waddling into the Subway, I'm going to stop by to say hi and apologize. ;D
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Yes, lets get back on track. Fatty hasn't showed his bulbous noggin around here lately. If I spy him waddling into the Subway, I'm going to stop by to say hi and apologize. ;D
Maybe you can buy him lunch; stop by the bank and fill out a loan app first
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Maybe you can buy him lunch; stop by the bank and fill out a loan app first
True. Do you think he's happy being that obese?
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I hope the fat dude beats your ass, you bloated piece of shit.
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Yes, lets get back on track. Fatty hasn't showed his bulbous noggin around here lately. If I spy him waddling into the Subway, I'm going to stop by to say hi and apologize. ;D
Why apologize?
Have you ever realized that fat people call themselves happy and funny and get fatter and fatter
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Whine about being fat and eat to kill their sorrow off.
Either way they can eat more.
I'd say this society has really bad issues with all these fatasses. The only way to kill it off is by starting in school. Fat kids need counseling and good eating habits punched into their brains.
These kids have to realize that their own parents are fat and that this is not an achievable goal or normal.
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There's always a potentially lucrative career in sumo wrestling
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There's always a potentially lucrative career in sumo wrestling
No. Because in Sumo Wrestling, you actually have to work out a LOT!
These people you see on the street are just lazy fat fucks.
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I hope the fat dude beats your ass, you bloated piece of shit.
why are you calling me bloated, lil 178lb ninja danielson?
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why are you calling me bloated, lil 178lb ninja danielson?
I just pegged you as a bloated juicer, if I am wrong, I apologize.
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I just pegged you as a bloated juicer, if I am wrong, I apologize.
Lifetime natural....and well over 200lbs of molten steel and sex appeal !
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Lifetime natural....and well over 200lbs of molten steel and sex appeal !
then, like I said, I apologize.