Friday night me and my girl went to a friends going away party at Dave and Busters. I got wasted, and on the way home had to have a XXL t.v. dinner from the superwalmart(chicken strips and cheese fries 980calories). My girl wasn't feeling that so we stopped by Quick Trip where she got a double cheeseburger and we got a bag of salt n vinager chips and a donut apiece.
My girl ate only have her burger and half her donut, so I ate all my food, finished the chips, and finished her food too. Must of been close to 3000 calories. Felt like I was about to explode, too full to even have drunken sex.