Author Topic: SOUNDNESS WAS RIGHT I SWEAR TO GOD I PUT MY PISS IN MY EAR TO REMOVE (Read 21886 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** December 05, 2008, 06:41:28 PM »

the blockage ive had. im going to drink my piss everyday

Marty Champions · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:43:33 PM »

i was also reading how a baby in the womb is sorrounded by piss perserving the child

you people need to open your mind if you want to ascend

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:44:23 PM »

I had about a litre this morning.

Eisenherz · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:44:36 PM »

Try pissing on your weed and then letting it dry and smoke that Johnny, works wonders.

Soundness · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Get Rowdy on December 05, 2008, 06:44:23 PM

I had about a litre this morning.

You feel quite different, today, too, don't you.

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:48:11 PM »

I have had quite alot more energy lately.

Pete Nice · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:48:24 PM »

waddy laying the smackdown on these nukkas

Marty Champions · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:48:32 PM »

i drank some piss but am certainly thinking about evertime i take a piss ill simply drink it back up to recycle vital vitamins an hormones to become the ultimate falconiecian

Parker · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:49:19 PM »

And if you use your piss on your face, it supposedly gets rid of zits...Old Southern remedy, try it and let us know....

Marty Champions · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:49:38 PM »

interesting research on origins of white race

Eisenherz · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Parker on December 05, 2008, 06:49:19 PM

And if you use your piss on your face, it supposedly gets rid of zits...Old Southern remedy, try it and let us know....

Piss works wonders for the skin

Pete Nice · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:50:40 PM »

I don't have to drink my own urine...but it's sterile.....and I like the taste

Marty Champions · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:51:13 PM »

Quote from: Parker on December 05, 2008, 06:49:19 PM

And if you use your piss on your face, it supposedly gets rid of zits...Old Southern remedy, try it and let us know....

good stuff Pisser Parker

Marty Champions · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:51:57 PM »

my piss isnt as nasty as thought when i first tried it as a pre-teen failcan

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:52:16 PM »

Quote from: Pete Nice on December 05, 2008, 06:50:40 PM

I don't have to drink my own urine...but it's sterile.....and I like the taste

PIP Patches O'Houlihan

Eisenherz · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:53:10 PM »

what does your piss taste like?
At first myne tastes sweet and then bitter/sour so i gulp it down pretty fast.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:56:13 PM »

Quote from: Eisenherz on December 05, 2008, 06:53:10 PM

what does your piss taste like?
At first myne tastes sweet and then bitter/sour so i gulp it down pretty fast.

yes mine is sweet, im about to go take a piss now and drink it up

im thinking about getting back on creatine aswell

Soundness · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:58:49 PM »

Quote from: Get Rowdy on December 05, 2008, 06:48:11 PM

I have had quite alot more energy lately.

Get Rowdy,

From this point on life has been permanenty and tremendously enhanced for you. There is no bullshit in that statement.

BTW,

If anyone is interested in why it works this way biologically, read this reply:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=250772.msg3528319#msg3528319

Marty Champions · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2008, 06:59:01 PM »

my piss right now is tasting faintly salty n sweet ill have to get used to the warmness part and the whole idea of it being my piss that im drinking

Soundness · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2008, 07:02:42 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 05, 2008, 06:59:01 PM

my piss right now is tasting faintly salty n sweet ill have to get used to the warmness part and the whole idea of it being my piss that im drinking

Yeah, you'll just gradually re-condition yourself to think of it as a really good thing.
It just takes time and continually reminding yourself that it's good. Eventually you'll love it and see it as a necessity in life.

Everyone else will seem blind and silly for thinking what they do of such a miraculous thing...

Marty Champions · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2008, 07:03:06 PM »

wow i swear life just gets weird and more weird , my drinkin my own piss is actially giving me energy who woulda thought

Marty Champions · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2008, 07:05:27 PM »

India

A religious Sanskrit text called the Damar Tantra contains 107 stanzas on the benefits of "pure water, or one's one urine".[3] In this text, urine therapy is referred to as Sivambu Kalpa,[3] taken from the title of the ancient text, Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi.[citation needed] Here, shivambu can be translated as "the waters of Shiva", and the phrase refers to urine.[citation needed] This ancient Indian text suggests, among other uses and prescriptions, massaging one's skin with aged, concentrated urine. In the Indian ayurvedic tradition, urine therapy may be called amaroli.

Soundness · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2008, 07:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 05, 2008, 07:03:06 PM

wow i swear life just gets weird and more weird , my drinkin my own piss is actially giving me energy who woulda thought

Yes, exactly!

We're supposed to do this.
Our bodies are designed for us to re-cycle it back through us, to use the pee that comes out, not throw it away.

Your energy will be sky-high and remain there if you recycle the liquid gold.

MAXX · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2008, 07:06:03 PM »

good stuff Falcon

Eisenherz · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2008, 07:06:50 PM »

social conditioning is useful to stop you doing shit like jumping out of a building cause youve learnt that you will die. However social conditioning has many many draw backs, one of them is believing that piss=bad.