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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #125 on: April 18, 2009, 06:03:04 PM »

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #126 on: April 18, 2009, 06:06:41 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #127 on: April 18, 2009, 06:08:16 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #128 on: April 18, 2009, 06:09:09 PM »
Short and sweet....... ;D

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #129 on: April 18, 2009, 06:11:06 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #130 on: April 18, 2009, 06:15:09 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #131 on: April 18, 2009, 06:17:08 PM »
LOL. Seems that most of the world hangs up on us Getbiggers. It's a cruel world.  :'(
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #132 on: April 18, 2009, 06:17:48 PM »
hahahhaa


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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #133 on: April 18, 2009, 06:18:52 PM »
Like a hot knife through butter..........


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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #134 on: April 18, 2009, 06:36:34 PM »
haha what do u know
I go there once and I meet this chick from NZ, 18 year old girl.
We're msn friends now, pretty face  :-*
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #135 on: April 18, 2009, 06:49:39 PM »
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You: I'm fine thanks, you?
Stranger: im good thanx
Stranger: my typng shit aye hope you don tmine
You: don't worry
Stranger: sweet
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: new zealand
You: oh cool
You: you don't happen to know anyone in new zealand called "kiwiol"?
Stranger: no
You: ok cool just wondering
You: have you ever heard the ramblings of the wizard of truth?
Stranger: no
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: whts tht?
Stranger: im not jealous
You: hahahaha pumpkinhead, sitting alone in your parents basement and out of work infront of the computer 24/7 trying to make yourself feel better but you fail miserably
You: Nasser owns your mind
Stranger: person its not in my nature to be
You: 3 times (at least!) mr. olympia
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: are you on
You: hahahah, here we go again with the pumkinhead, to deluded with reality to realize that you're a loser compared to Nasser el Sonbaty, 3 times (at least!) mr. Olympia with movie star good looks and a ladies man
Stranger: fuck urs
Stranger: anything he can do can do beter
You: you're just jealous of Nasser's 300 pounds with abs physique
Stranger: who the fuck is this fag anyways
Stranger: i've never heard of the niggaz
Stranger: dont give a shit about the fag either
You: Nasser el Sonbaty aka the wizard of truth, a gentle and noble man with movie star good looks and 3 times (at least!) uncrowned mr. Olympia
Stranger: if u like the dude so much why dont you go suck his dick for him
Stranger: dont give a shit wht bullshit qualities he may have
Stranger: why the fuck you keep sayn the same shit
You: I smell jealousy in this pumpkinhead!!
Stranger: you told me already
Stranger: the you and ur mutha fucking indian shit bitch i hate elephant riders
Stranger: aka indians
You: Don't disgrace the name of Nasser el Sonbaty, a noble and handsome Arab
Stranger: tell tht lil bitch to come hea so i can rip his head off and shit down his fucking nck
You: hahaha he doesn't care about little pumkinheads like yours
You: little bored are we? nothing to do on the piece of shit island you call "new zealand"?
Stranger: he must care if he says he doesn't
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #136 on: April 18, 2009, 06:52:24 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on April 18, 2009, 06:49:39 PM
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Stranger: my typng shit aye hope you don tmine
You: don't worry
Stranger: sweet
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: new zealand
You: oh cool
You: you don't happen to know anyone in new zealand called "kiwiol"?
Stranger: no
You: ok cool just wondering
You: have you ever heard the ramblings of the wizard of truth?
Stranger: no
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: whts tht?
Stranger: im not jealous
You: hahahaha pumpkinhead, sitting alone in your parents basement and out of work infront of the computer 24/7 trying to make yourself feel better but you fail miserably
You: Nasser owns your mind
Stranger: person its not in my nature to be
You: 3 times (at least!) mr. olympia
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: are you on
You: hahahah, here we go again with the pumkinhead, to deluded with reality to realize that you're a loser compared to Nasser el Sonbaty, 3 times (at least!) mr. Olympia with movie star good looks and a ladies man
Stranger: fuck urs
Stranger: anything he can do can do beter
You: you're just jealous of Nasser's 300 pounds with abs physique
Stranger: who the fuck is this fag anyways
Stranger: i've never heard of the niggaz
Stranger: dont give a shit about the fag either
You: Nasser el Sonbaty aka the wizard of truth, a gentle and noble man with movie star good looks and 3 times (at least!) uncrowned mr. Olympia
Stranger: if u like the dude so much why dont you go suck his dick for him
Stranger: dont give a shit wht bullshit qualities he may have
Stranger: why the fuck you keep sayn the same shit
You: I smell jealousy in this pumpkinhead!!
Stranger: you told me already
Stranger: the you and ur mutha fucking indian shit bitch i hate elephant riders
Stranger: aka indians
You: Don't disgrace the name of Nasser el Sonbaty, a noble and handsome Arab
Stranger: tell tht lil bitch to come hea so i can rip his head off and shit down his fucking nck
You: hahaha he doesn't care about little pumkinheads like yours
You: little bored are we? nothing to do on the piece of shit island you call "new zealand"?
Stranger: he must care if he says he doesn't
Stranger: ur fucked up
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lol, i see i am not the only one going the "Nasser-route"....... ;D
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #137 on: April 18, 2009, 06:56:02 PM »
 :D

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Stranger: brazil
Stranger: woman or man?
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You: you?
Stranger: man
You: nice
Stranger: you're really live in new zeland?
You: yes I do
Stranger: it's terrific
You: so how many goats have you fucked?
Stranger: goats?
You: yeah you know, those retarded furry little animals
You: I know you third world gypsy like to molest them
Stranger: Well...i like zoophilia, and u?
You: well, the thought has crossed my mind
You: I'm a bit too shy to try it though
You: what animals have you had intercourse with?
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Andy Griffin

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #138 on: April 18, 2009, 07:02:55 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #139 on: April 18, 2009, 07:16:35 PM »
ok who the fuck was this?
Matt C, you son of a bitch!


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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #140 on: April 18, 2009, 07:47:29 PM »
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You: where are you from
Stranger: sexy gurl?
You: yes and i have a huge crush on Nasser El Sonbaty
Stranger: im from America
Stranger: land of the free
Stranger: no way me too!
You: no doubt about it
Stranger: except im kidding
Stranger: because Im not familiar with NAsser
Stranger: is Nasser a sexy gurl?
You: really? cool, he really does have movie star good looks and is (atleast) a 3 time uncrowned Mr. Olympia
You: Yes, Nasser is a sexy gurl
Stranger: Mr. Olympia is like the dude version of miss america right?
Stranger: more muscles, less sexy gurls...
Stranger: im thinking of joining mr olympia
Stranger: but i need to work out
You: no, it's man in thongs, will you buy a pair of soiled underwear of Mr. Nasser El Sonbaty?
Stranger: I will definitly consider it
You: he is a man with muscles, no doubt about it, maybe if you put in an extra 10 dollars, he will leave an extra turd in there for you
Stranger: I only pay for lightly soiled underwear
Stranger: no full loads
Stranger: and hookers, i often have to pay for them
Stranger: well....always. Theyre never free :/
You: If you were Nasser, you would have people like BigBobs for your sexual needs would not have to pay hookers
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #141 on: April 18, 2009, 07:50:55 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #142 on: April 18, 2009, 07:58:21 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #143 on: April 18, 2009, 08:00:22 PM »
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lovemonkey

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #144 on: April 18, 2009, 08:09:30 PM »
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You: *********
You: your name?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I'm Rafael
You: falafel?
Stranger: don't be a douche
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: of course
You: ah well, time for bed
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #145 on: April 18, 2009, 08:14:12 PM »
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You: likewise with you
You: sweet name
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: im 14
You: I see
Stranger: and u?
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You: same
You: Junior here
You: where you live?
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You: and don't say venus
You: plz
Stranger: lol
You: if you do then I will say mars!
Stranger: i wont tell you because you will disconnect
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You: I promise not to
You: we're just talkin
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Stranger: ok
Stranger: im from argentina
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You: lol
You: why would you think that's bad?
Stranger: and u :D?
You: I like spanish girls
Stranger: idk, :P
You: I am from New York
You: don't disconnect lol
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :P
Stranger: no
You: I would like to visit latin america one day
You: especially Brazil
Stranger: i dont do that, its annoying
You: yeah, it is
Stranger: thats good
You: so
You: what's up?
You: anything interesting going on in your life?
Stranger: you really want to come to south america?
You: yes, when I am older
You: I would like to travel
Stranger: err, no, i am just a student. :P
Stranger: cool !
Stranger: me too
You: and I told you, I like spanish girls
You: ;)
Stranger: really :P?
You: yes
You: you have a lot of passion
You: lol
Stranger: how do you know? lol
You: from observation
You: and interaction
You: lol
You: so, melanie
You: what is the color of your hair
Stranger: tell me somethin about yourself
Stranger: brown :D
You: nice
You: mine's black
You: or dark brown
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and your eyes?
You: dark
You: your's?
Stranger: hazel
You: wow
You: we have a queen here
You: or princess
Stranger: oh why is that?
Stranger: :P
Stranger: thank you!
You: you are welcome
You: your english is very good
You: can you tell me something in spanish

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #146 on: April 18, 2009, 08:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on April 18, 2009, 08:14:12 PM
Which one of you queers is pretending to be the 14 yr old Argentine chick?

That would be "pumphard", trolling for adolescent genitalia.
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #147 on: April 18, 2009, 08:19:08 PM »
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Stranger: eeeh bueno :P
Stranger: do you speak spanish?
You: not really
You: I understand very little
You: bueno = well?
Stranger: oh, ok
Stranger: yea, bueno means well :P
You: some on seniorita
You: *come
You: or do you have to be married to be called that?
You: lol
Stranger: no, when your married people call you seņora :P
You: oh
You: lol
You: I will call you that when I ask for your hand in marriage
You: lol
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: i dont think so :P
You: hahaha
You: so
You: your english is good
You: you write it better than most americans
You: lol
Stranger: en serio? gracias! jajaja
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol
You: serious
You: ;)
Stranger: your a good boy
You: your a good girl
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #148 on: April 18, 2009, 08:20:51 PM »
Man, if she really is a 14 year old girl then this is kinda fucked up  ;D
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #149 on: April 18, 2009, 08:22:07 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on April 18, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
Man, if she really is a 14 year old girl then this is kinda fucked up  ;D
Why would you pretend to be a 16 yr old boy?
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