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johnnynoname

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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #150 on: May 17, 2009, 03:53:34 PM »
booked first male review on the 27th and i should be on the website anytime (so says my boss)

i want to use my enrique iglesia routine

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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #151 on: May 17, 2009, 03:54:51 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 17, 2009, 03:53:34 PM
booked first male review on the 27th and i should be on the website anytime (so says my boss)

i want to use my enrique iglesia routine




LMFAO, does that really say "Tops-in-Bottoms"? ;D
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #152 on: May 17, 2009, 03:59:47 PM »
Nothing will top off the Chippendales, the actual origninal on Overland Blvd in
Los Angeles that when I worded there (at that time I was the lights and sound guy).

The guys were huge (not so skinny and ripped) they looked more like bodybuilders, than the
twinks do out here in Vegas, eversince the owner killied his partner and then himself when he
got indicted for murder. 
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #153 on: May 17, 2009, 04:11:08 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw on May 17, 2009, 03:59:47 PM


The guys were huge (not so skinny and ripped) they looked more like bodybuilders, than the
twinks do out here in Vegas, eversince the owner killied his partner and then himself when he
got indicted for murder. 

i remember glancing through their "E true hollywood story" and there was some tragedy that happened that involved steroids- was that it or am i just tripping.

twinks, aye?
maybe i still got my shot
actually, i don't cuz
a) i'm too old at 30
b) am not a good dancer
c) really don't care that much
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #154 on: May 17, 2009, 04:19:11 PM »
what's your ethnicity johnny?
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #155 on: May 17, 2009, 04:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Stormspirit on May 17, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
what's your ethnicity johnny?

Some getbiggers think he is Gayanese.
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #156 on: May 17, 2009, 04:39:58 PM »
Quote from: chaos on May 17, 2009, 03:54:51 PM
LMFAO, does that really say "Tops-in-Bottoms"? ;D

This looks like a gay event  ;D
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #157 on: May 17, 2009, 04:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on May 17, 2009, 04:29:01 PM
Some getbiggers think he is Gayanese.

kwon,

that's not funny not because i'm offended
it's just not funny...sorry

Quote from: Stormspirit on May 17, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
what's your ethnicity johnny?

ethnicity (as in my back ground)
1/2 italian
1/4 iranian
1/4 spainish
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #158 on: May 17, 2009, 04:42:23 PM »
glens falls on a wedsnesday night    haha
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #159 on: May 17, 2009, 04:43:26 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 17, 2009, 04:40:07 PM
kwon,

that's not funny not because i'm offended
it's just not funny...sorry

Yeah what's up with this. Kwon is unusually boring.

Kwon, delete, reboot and try again.
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #160 on: May 17, 2009, 04:43:43 PM »
Quote from: bigdumbbell on May 17, 2009, 04:42:23 PM
glens falls on a wedsnesday night    haha

i know...why wednesday? I did a double take on that one as well
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #161 on: May 17, 2009, 04:45:48 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 17, 2009, 04:43:43 PM
i know...why wednesday? I did a double take on that one as well

Because Wednesday is "hump day"
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #162 on: May 17, 2009, 04:46:29 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 17, 2009, 04:43:43 PM
i know...why wednesday? I did a double take on that one as well
the welfare checks come out tuesday?  :)
edit:  oh i know.  because saturday night the show's in Utica    LOL
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #163 on: May 17, 2009, 04:46:41 PM »
Quote from: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
Because Wednesday is "hump day"

see...that was short, simple and funny, actually
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #164 on: May 17, 2009, 04:47:29 PM »
Quote from: bigdumbbell on May 17, 2009, 04:46:29 PM
the welfare checks come out tuesday?  :)

yeah, haha

glens falls isn't exactly san diego california when it comes to quality tail
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #165 on: May 17, 2009, 05:44:05 PM »
what percentage of the women would you say look good?

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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #166 on: May 17, 2009, 05:50:27 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on May 17, 2009, 05:44:05 PM
what percentage of the women would you say look good?

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You should go and check "them" all out Earl  ;)
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #167 on: June 05, 2009, 01:02:19 PM »
update:

just a word to from the wise- unless you are working a "club/revue" show- just say no to whipped cream.

Whipped cream and a private party/show at a girls apartment (especially if they have carpeting) equals a bad combination
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #168 on: June 06, 2009, 07:37:25 AM »
update 2

no matter how "sexy" you are, women will tell you that they don't take lap dances from men but will take one from a woman.....girls

furthermore, women aren't as wild as they are on the interweb videos....they are timid as fuck

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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #169 on: June 06, 2009, 07:48:42 AM »
Johnny,

That song that JOJ was dancing to was derived from this actual song:



"1"
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #170 on: June 06, 2009, 08:03:41 AM »
You'll be addicted to crack and smokin pole in under a year.......well done!
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #171 on: June 07, 2009, 05:37:39 AM »
Quote from: kyomu on April 24, 2009, 02:19:21 PM
I have never done it in spite of their offering me a lot.
Why? Simple, Cus I dont have extra big penis like others or I might had ring on my penis to make my penis look huge. :-\

In Barcelona, It was very good money. Only 20 mins and up to 350-400$.

 :o I can't believe I read that from a GetBig poster.
That kind of honesty is not only refreshing, ...but shows alot of confidence too.  :)
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #172 on: June 07, 2009, 06:12:54 AM »
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #173 on: June 07, 2009, 06:15:00 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 03, 2009, 10:42:53 AM

it's like it combines money AND women AND it celebrates my self absorption- how does that not make for the perfect job




Like a kid in a candy store.   :D
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Re: i start working as a stripper tommorow......
« Reply #174 on: June 08, 2009, 11:30:41 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 03, 2009, 07:48:34 AM
btw, to the winner..goes the spoils




 I've seen more money than that selling dime bags of weed, hash and LSD when I was 16.  :P
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