Author Topic: i start working as a stripper tommorow...... (Read 13896 times)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #125 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:37:19 PM »

not to TTT my own thread but...
.....just got back from another gig and, really, i have only this to say
it really, REALLY, has become just a job now....a job with RIDICULOUS pay...but a job nonetheless

i LITERALLY left with a walmart bag filled with one dollar bills

other notes
-some women, no matter how much you pull them towards "the chair" will not go and you have to not force them to "the chair"
-i don't know why the term exotic dancer is used- i haven't "busted one move"- again, it is just taking off your clothes, telling bad jokes and grinding
-it is always the same with the fucking whip cream- these girls don't want you to get it all over the carpet/ their dress- girls
- having deep ab cuts aren't only aesthetic but useful resevoirs for girls to drink liquor out of

after the whole thing, i just came home, haven't even counted my "bag o' money" and just took a hot bath

NOTE: A HOT BATH + A LOW BF= VEINS

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #126 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:24:11 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 02, 2009, 07:37:19 PM

not to TTT my own thread but...
.....just got back from another gig and, really, i have only this to say
it really, REALLY, has become just a job now....a job with RIDICULOUS pay...but a job nonetheless

i LITERALLY left with a walmart bag filled with one dollar bills

other notes
-some women, no matter how much you pull them towards "the chair" will not go and you have to not force them to "the chair"
-i don't know why the term exotic dancer is used- i haven't "busted one move"- again, it is just taking off your clothes, telling bad jokes and grinding
-it is always the same with the fucking whip cream- these girls don't want you to get it all over the carpet/ their dress- girls
- having deep ab cuts aren't only aesthetic but useful resevoirs for girls to drink liquor out of

after the whole thing, i just came home, haven't even counted my "bag o' money" and just took a hot bath

NOTE: A HOT BATH + A LOW BF= VEINS

How do you feel with a low BF like that? Do you hold fat in your back and legs? I hold nothing in my back and legs and while i stay very lean, to drop that extra bit to get my abs even close to yours leaves me with zero energy i cannot maintain that state. Maybe cause i hold more mass as well don't know.

kiwiol · « **Reply #127 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:37:58 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 02, 2009, 07:37:19 PM

That's not The Machinist

johnnynoname · « **Reply #128 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:51:59 AM »

Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on May 03, 2009, 01:24:11 AM

How do you feel with a low BF like that? Do you hold fat in your back and legs? I hold nothing in my back and legs and while i stay very lean, to drop that extra bit to get my abs even close to yours leaves me with zero energy i cannot maintain that state. Maybe cause i hold more mass as well don't know.

i really don't have any of that

i'm one of those guys who can probably eat mcdonalds every day after a work out and still maintain my BF%

now, why don't i eat Mc d's everyday- well, all that grease is pretty gross

EDIT: MY FRIDAY NIGHT MEAL ( not a cheat meal per se- just wanted some sweets)
2 pints of ben jerry's
bag of pepperidge farm cookies

windsor88 · « **Reply #129 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:09:31 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 02, 2009, 07:37:19 PM

not to TTT my own thread but...
.....just got back from another gig and, really, i have only this to say
it really, REALLY, has become just a job now....a job with RIDICULOUS pay...but a job nonetheless

i LITERALLY left with a walmart bag filled with one dollar bills

other notes
-some women, no matter how much you pull them towards "the chair" will not go and you have to not force them to "the chair"
-i don't know why the term exotic dancer is used- i haven't "busted one move"- again, it is just taking off your clothes, telling bad jokes and grinding
-it is always the same with the fucking whip cream- these girls don't want you to get it all over the carpet/ their dress- girls
- having deep ab cuts aren't only aesthetic but useful resevoirs for girls to drink liquor out of

after the whole thing, i just came home, haven't even counted my "bag o' money" and just took a hot bath

NOTE: A HOT BATH + A LOW BF= VEINS

sounds like a good gig johnny but you father does not approve.

Kwon · « **Reply #130 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:22:30 AM »

Seems like easy money for you Johnny (with a new experience added in the backpack on your CV) but how well recepted is the Lisa Stansfield hair by those women?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #131 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:38:51 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 03, 2009, 07:22:30 AM

Seems like easy money for you Johnny (with a new experience added in the backpack on your CV) but how well recepted is the Lisa Stansfield hair by those women?

they love it BUT....it is kinda hard to do the "police man" character with that hair cut.
It's like:

"okay, it is Saturday night and this guy with this new wave haircut is here to arrest me for parking tickets?! hmmmm, something doesn't make sense?! I mean, is that even a regulation haircut?"

Deicide · « **Reply #132 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:39:51 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 03, 2009, 07:38:51 AM

they love it BUT....it is kinda hard to do the "police man" character with that hair cut.
It's like:

"okay, it is Saturday night and this guy with this new wave haircut is here to arrest me for parking tickets?! hmmmm, something doesn't make sense?! I mean, is that even a regulation haircut?"

johnnynoname · « **Reply #133 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:48:34 AM »

btw, to the winner..goes the spoils

Deicide · « **Reply #134 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:49:57 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 03, 2009, 07:48:34 AM

btw, to the winner..goes the spoils

StickStickly · « **Reply #135 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:39:40 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 02, 2009, 07:37:19 PM

not to TTT my own thread but...
.....just got back from another gig and, really, i have only this to say
it really, REALLY, has become just a job now....a job with RIDICULOUS pay...but a job nonetheless

i LITERALLY left with a walmart bag filled with one dollar bills

other notes
-some women, no matter how much you pull them towards "the chair" will not go and you have to not force them to "the chair"
-i don't know why the term exotic dancer is used- i haven't "busted one move"- again, it is just taking off your clothes, telling bad jokes and grinding
-it is always the same with the fucking whip cream- these girls don't want you to get it all over the carpet/ their dress- girls
- having deep ab cuts aren't only aesthetic but useful resevoirs for girls to drink liquor out of

after the whole thing, i just came home, haven't even counted my "bag o' money" and just took a hot bath

NOTE: A HOT BATH + A LOW BF= VEINS

Question for JohnnyGayBody. Do you year those nipple cups with the ropes on them and make them swirl around? Also do that have an adaptation like that for your butthole so you can shake your tail around for the ladies? Thanks.

Stick |

PS: Epic toothpaste splattered mirror.... or is that not toothpaste

StickStickly · « **Reply #136 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:48:09 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 03, 2009, 08:44:03 AM

Posing suggestion for Johnny. This is the drill me in the ass version for blue monday. Enjoy.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #137 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:51:03 AM »

Quote from: StickStickly on May 03, 2009, 08:39:40 AM

Question for JohnnyGayBody. Do you year those nipple cups with the ropes on them and make them swirl around? Also do that have an adaptation like that for your butthole so you can shake your tail around for the ladies? Thanks.

Stick |

PS: Epic toothpaste splattered mirror.... or is that not toothpaste

lol epic owning

btw, let me see a pack of your bag o' money

I'll wait

johnnynoname · « **Reply #138 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:52:58 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 03, 2009, 08:44:03 AM

deicide,

you're a good guy but the picture posting thing is reaching "AXA" proportions.

it's a bit much

StickStickly · « **Reply #139 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:54:52 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 03, 2009, 08:51:03 AM

lol epic owning

btw, let me see a pack of your bag o' money

I'll wait

Do you think stick is an aggressive self hating homosexual who will eventually be lured to one of your strip shows? I must warm you stick only carries change and is very conservative with his money investing decisions. Pennies will be thrown.

StickStickly · « **Reply #140 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:56:19 AM »

Stick confesses now that he pmed Michael Arvilla for a colonoscopy check a few weeks back to have his orifices checked via popsicle stick to which he still hasn't replied. Perhaps stick is taking his homosexual aggression out on others.

Deicide · « **Reply #141 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:57:13 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 03, 2009, 08:52:58 AM

deicide,

you're a good guy but the picture posting thing is reaching "AXA" proportions.

it's a bit much

Just trying to show you props man...a shame you don't appreciate it... $:-\$

StickStickly · « **Reply #142 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:58:28 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 03, 2009, 08:57:13 AM

Just trying to show you props man...a shame you don't appreciate it... $:-\$

Stick will admit that since he was born in the modality of a phalli he is sexually confused but enjoys both pipes.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #143 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:12:54 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 03, 2009, 08:57:13 AM

Just trying to show you props man...a shame you don't appreciate it... $:-\$

LOL just fucking with u

The Master · « **Reply #144 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:20:59 AM »

It = interesting to see how people call Johnny gay when he = a sex object to more women each night than most guys are in a 10 year period + he probably has access to more poontang than most guys see in 20+ years, all while having a body most people besides deluded roid monkeys thinks = very good.

Good for ya Johnny

tendonitis · « **Reply #145 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:35:11 AM »

good job johnny, you may have found your calling

Kwon · « **Reply #146 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:24:23 AM »

Johnny!

Clearly this (line of business) works for you Johnny!

Amassing money and contact with women clearly is no factor for you!

Would it be more fruitful with or without the Stansfield-hairdo though?

Red Hook · « **Reply #147 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:25:54 AM »

Johnny, good job, keep up the hard work..this is one of the best threads. Any stories of getting some extra party action? I am sure that some of the women have offered.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #148 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:42:53 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 03, 2009, 10:24:23 AM

Johnny!

Clearly this (line of business) works for you Johnny!

Amassing money and contact with women clearly is no factor for you!

Would it be more fruitful with or without the Stansfield-hairdo though?

it's like it combines money AND women AND it celebrates my self absorption- how does that not make for the perfect job

Quote from: Red Hook on May 03, 2009, 10:25:54 AM

Johnny, good job, keep up the hard work..this is one of the best threads. Any stories of getting some extra party action? I am sure that some of the women have offered.

offered- yes but..i'm so busy trying to get to the next gig cuz they are one after another that i don't have the time until the last one and by the time the last one is over, honestly, i just want to go to bed

TechnoViking · « **Reply #149 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:07:20 PM »

Do you think you would make more money if you didn't have that "Jewey" look to you? You for sure are lean as fuck...When you dance do you ever get the "eye of the jew" going on and the whole crowd feels the energy?