Author Topic: The Facts of Getbig  (Read 17482 times)

DKlent

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 340
The Facts of Getbig
« on: June 26, 2012, 10:45:54 AM »

1. Most people who post here aren't actually bodybuilders...or even weight lifters.

2. If someone brags about their post-count, don't applaud them. Feel sorry for them.

3. Most frequent posters have multiple accounts, sometimes 6 or 7 at a time.

4. The people who actually have the bravery to post pictures only get flamed by people who never have and never will.

5. Everyone on getbig.com is a shredded 6'4" 250lb MMA killing machine who owns 2 jets and dates supermodels.

6. No one has respect for professionals or competitors. People get satisfaction by attacking people far more muscular and accomplished than they are because they will never become top-competitors or professionals.

7. People who have posted pictures and who don't live in secret tend to be the most humble.

8. People will always post lurid stories about their sexual exploits on Getbig...But almost none are true.

9. People will post great accomplishments of theirs on getbig...but almost none are true.

10. Almost everyone exaggerates their bench-press or squat or any other lift on Getbig. Usually by about 200lbs.

11. Almost everyone exaggerates their height, usually by about 4 inches.

12. I will get flamed for this post.

13. My post count will be mentioned in the flaming.

14. I will be accused of being a gimmick account or some former member.





So to preempt any claims of hypocrisy. I am 5'9" and 190lbs with a lean and muscular physique but nothing to write home about. I go to the gym about 5 times a week. My bench isn't that great. I don't date a super-model and I don't make $100,000 a year. I did MMA briefly a few years ago but no more because of school. Never competed.



Who has #15?

Nails

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 36504
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsi5VTzJpPw
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2012, 10:49:34 AM »
Whatever you say Dick Lint

njflex

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 32219
  • HEY PAISAN
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2012, 10:49:43 AM »
welcome,,,,now go fuk off ;D,,,if ur cool and post smart and wise good luck good to have you.

mass243

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12873
  • On right side of the history!
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2012, 10:49:58 AM »

 

I haven't posted a pic but I'm always humble and trying to get along with everyone here  :)   


DKlent

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 340
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2012, 10:52:02 AM »
Hehe

Dr Dutch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19935
  • The Incredible Dr Dutch
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 10:59:24 AM »
I don't date supermodels anymore.... >:(   and DA is not 6'4''.

True

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1665
  • Zero Tolerance
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 11:00:50 AM »
Pretty accurate list there, homeboy. 8)

Now fuck off. ;D

Dr Dutch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19935
  • The Incredible Dr Dutch
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2012, 11:04:12 AM »
You want a medal now or what, DKlent ?

Roger Bacon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20957
  • Roger Bacon tries to be witty and fails
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2012, 11:12:10 AM »
He's been an emotional wreck ever since he wrongfully called bullshit on the new IFBB Pro game for PS3, and got called out on it.


Welcome to our humble home buddy. 

Krankenstein

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12964
  • quit·ter : a person can't finish a task
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2012, 11:32:11 AM »
1. Most people who post here aren't actually bodybuilders...or even weight lifters.

2. If someone brags about their post-count, don't applaud them. Feel sorry for them.

3. Most frequent posters have multiple accounts, sometimes 6 or 7 at a time.

4. The people who actually have the bravery to post pictures only get flamed by people who never have and never will.

5. Everyone on getbig.com is a shredded 6'4" 250lb MMA killing machine who owns 2 jets and dates supermodels.

6. No one has respect for professionals or competitors. People get satisfaction by attacking people far more muscular and accomplished than they are because they will never become top-competitors or professionals.

7. People who have posted pictures and who don't live in secret tend to be the most humble.

8. People will always post lurid stories about their sexual exploits on Getbig...But almost none are true.

9. People will post great accomplishments of theirs on getbig...but almost none are true.

10. Almost everyone exaggerates their bench-press or squat or any other lift on Getbig. Usually by about 200lbs.

11. Almost everyone exaggerates their height, usually by about 4 inches.

12. I will get flamed for this post.

13. My post count will be mentioned in the flaming.

14. I will be accused of being a gimmick account or some former member.





So to preempt any claims of hypocrisy. I am 5'9" and 190lbs with a lean and muscular physique but nothing to write home about. I go to the gym about 5 times a week. My bench isn't that great. I don't date a super-model and I don't make $100,000 a year. I did MMA briefly a few years ago but no more because of school. Never competed.



Who has #15?

#15  Most guys on here have had their turn with the OP's mom and sister....

The Showstoppa

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26879
  • Call the vet, cause these pythons are sick!
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 11:34:06 AM »
#16.  go back to mayhem, if it still exists.

JasonH

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11704
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 11:36:06 AM »
#17. no-one cares.

Stark

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22988
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2012, 11:46:33 AM »
oh boy, another noob who wants to post his opinion about us

why don't you stick your fingers into a power socket or something

Us? You are hardly part of *us* when you have a post count like mine you can be considers a gibber

El Diablo Blanco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31841
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2012, 11:49:48 AM »
FUCK OFF AND DIE

chaos

  • Moderator
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 59818
  • Ron "There is no freedom of speech here" Avidan
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2012, 11:50:44 AM »
This list has been done umpteen times, no0b ::)
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

freespirit

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 9535
  • Revolt!
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2012, 11:52:20 AM »
Where are the facts?

freespirit

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 9535
  • Revolt!
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2012, 11:55:01 AM »


the loudmouths who will never post a pic and use any excuse in the world are pathetic.


DKII.

reclifter

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 358
  • This is what I see.
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2012, 11:57:22 AM »
Getbig can be what you want it to be.

Just don't take it for more than entertainment.

Always assume lies first, truth second.

The Showstoppa

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26879
  • Call the vet, cause these pythons are sick!
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2012, 11:58:33 AM »

Just like your trailer trash mom who abandoned you for meth and crack.

Sad, sad indeed.

Your are trying way, way, way too hard.

mass243

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12873
  • On right side of the history!
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2012, 12:12:19 PM »
Getbig can be what you want it to be.




And in the end, GetBig is just the finishing touch.

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 30005
  • Expunged
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2012, 12:13:00 PM »
I didn't read past halfway of #2, can anyone tell me how the rest of the list turned out?

polychronopolous

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19041
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2012, 12:16:00 PM »
I didn't read past halfway of #2, can anyone tell me how the rest of the list turned out?

Every few months you get some crybaby who can't hack it on getbig or he got his wittle feelings hurt so he types out this same list with tears streaming down his face.

The Showstoppa

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26879
  • Call the vet, cause these pythons are sick!
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2012, 12:16:39 PM »
Every few months you get some crybaby who can't hack it on getbig or he got his wittle feelings hurt so he types out this same list with tears streaming down his eyes.

The tiny tits are often bittered.

dr.chimps

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 28635
  • Chimpus ergo sum
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2012, 12:17:01 PM »
I didn't read past halfway of #2, can anyone tell me how the rest of the list turned out?
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
13.
14.

reclifter

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 358
  • This is what I see.
Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2012, 12:17:54 PM »


And in the end, GetBig is just the finishing touch.

Ah, yes.

Getbig has had many phases. Very fun phases.

I am still awed that so many getbiggers fell for GH15.

That gimmick and his following still baffles me.

Thought Getbiggers were smarter.