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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3025 on: December 20, 2014, 01:15:35 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3026 on: December 20, 2014, 02:56:34 PM »
Post of the year 2014 nomination!

Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3027 on: December 20, 2014, 07:35:16 PM »
Post of the year 2014 nomination!

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No doubt

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3028 on: December 21, 2014, 02:10:35 AM »
Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*

A great homage!




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3029 on: December 21, 2014, 05:44:50 AM »
Re: Do you guys eat pussy?

yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell



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I also like to fill up the thong with them juices, really rub the flavor and moisture in there, then when im banging i like to wear the thong around my neck like a chain, sometimes i pull the crotch zone up over my nose like im a bandit about to rob a bank, gets me super horny



i used to do that with my old indian girl from 93,id always take a bandana i had and wipe it all over her pussy when it was all wet.she used to ask me what i was doing,id keep the bandana in my closet and everyday i went on porn sites id be sniffing the bandana while im stroking my meat with my other hand,oh yea i really busted a nut quick doing that.then when she came back on the weekend again ill get it all wet again with some fresh pussy juice and repeat the process

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3030 on: December 21, 2014, 09:46:40 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3031 on: December 21, 2014, 02:02:02 PM »
Re: Do you guys eat pussy?

Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3032 on: December 21, 2014, 02:06:41 PM »
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Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.

This is Gilbert Gottfried's joke.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3033 on: December 22, 2014, 03:17:27 AM »
IronMeister.....you truly have a place at the table with the Getbig Legends. ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3035 on: December 22, 2014, 10:45:27 AM »

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Whomever made this is a TRUE CREATIVE GENIUS...
#1 WINNER of 2014 BEST VIDEO ON GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3036 on: December 22, 2014, 10:56:20 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3037 on: December 23, 2014, 02:03:45 AM »
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you've regressed wackdaddy, need to stop sitting around smoking dope with that pale chick. 



wrong TIME WESCOTT and SAMI THE BLACKSMITY i think are moving in on my girl




never mind the hoes- where's the furniture?


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3038 on: December 23, 2014, 02:33:34 AM »
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of colored "twerkers"





Didn't a Getbigger's friend or friend of a friend work on a boat she was on and say they buried their face in her bikini bottoms and it supposedly reeked of seafood that had been sitting in the sun?????



Almost regurgitated my BCAA shake  :-X

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3039 on: December 23, 2014, 04:55:53 AM »
Re: Good morning

Sorry I haven't been posting as often as I would love to ...

But I'll be here trying to "keep up"....


And of course Hoping to see more bodybuilding related topics on this board .

When hippo ligths up a cigarette is he schmoeking then?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3040 on: December 24, 2014, 01:40:31 AM »
Video: This is Getbig! (music video bonus)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3042 on: December 24, 2014, 02:58:42 PM »
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i got caught by my buddys mother day,this was back in 95 or so. he let me sleep over his house cause we where drinking and he didnt think it was a good idea for me to drive home,i didnt think it was a great idea either. he says u can sleep on the couch in the living room and hands me the remote,i hear him go to his bedroom and i flick on a porno on cinemax and start slamming it,next thing i know i had that feeling someone was watching me but i looked around and didnt see no one. i start stroking it again and this time i hear a noise and i turn around and shes(his mom) standing there watching me,im all embarrassed now and start covering up my cock and she says(be quiet) and comes over to me and starts watching tv with me. she said what channel was the porno on u where just watching?i said 355 and she put it on, my cock was rock hard at this point and i said fuck and just grabbed her hand and put it on my cock.she said u cant say nothing to no one,i said ok,she said u got any more coke,i said yes and broke out afew lines,she knew i sold her son coke and that i prolly had some left over that i didnt sell. she did afew lines and started blowing me really loud and i was alittle nervous her son would wake up, i started moaning also and next thing i know the lights come on full blast in the living room and its my buddy standing there crying with tears coming down his face yelling at his mom,calling her a cheap whore and a slut.i pretended i was sleeping and didnt know she was blowing me,so i started snoring real loud,he starts yelling at me saying dont try to fool me you MOTHER FUCKER u,u where awake and u let her suck your johnson.i got scared cause i know he has a gun upstairs in his room so i started heading for the door,he starts running upstairs saying im gonna get u know.i jump in my trans am and tear off and i heard pop,pop,pop,pop, when i was halfway down the street,im thinking he smoked his mom or something.i called the cops and said i heard gunshots at this adress and i hung up. i found out from another freind of our that everyone was ok and no one was hurt

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3043 on: December 25, 2014, 12:38:42 PM »
Re: Merry Xmas Getbig

May you reach your goals in schmoe desirability in 2015!






A fully grown man who still makes cock shapes out of things? Fucking hell denari this explains a lot

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3044 on: December 26, 2014, 02:11:55 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3045 on: December 26, 2014, 10:44:12 AM »
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« Reply #3046 on: December 27, 2014, 03:00:44 PM »
Re: Just imagining exercising can make you stronger!

Doesn't work - I have been trying that for years.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3048 on: December 28, 2014, 04:26:16 PM »
Re: Ronnie Coleman`s mom was barely 15 when she got pregnant with Ronnie

Honestly, even in my wildest days of my youth, I was so paranoid with my seed. 

I've seen men nearly lose their Presidency, lose their boxing titles, based upon the simple word of an accuser and a skirt full of spunk.   I've seen women use kids as pawns.   I've seen dudes get wasted by jealous ex's after being a revenge hookup.  I've seen crazy girls do crazy things.  I've seen dudes get smacked in the head with a brick in an alley by a dude after his hot girlfriend lured a man outside for a quickie, robbed and left. 

I've never had a 1-night stand.... always vetted them, got to know girls, kept it 2nd or 3rd base until I knew it was safe - no crazy ex's, no false accusers, etc.   I missed out on lots of play, no doubt, lots of fun... BUT at the same time, I stayed safe.  I have trust issues lol...



Good post. That's why I never ejaculated inside a woman's vajaja. I did blow a few loads up the fart locker, but the only thing born from that is a 10" turd. I never had kids and guys like Ronnie are having plenty...it all evens out.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3049 on: December 29, 2014, 08:46:32 AM »
Re: chinese forum member predicts current missing air asia plane 2 weeks ago

Something really off with these recent planes disappearing





Hard to find them when they all look the same.