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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3275 on: April 29, 2015, 01:24:56 AM »
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« Reply #3276 on: April 29, 2015, 01:31:34 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3278 on: April 29, 2015, 07:16:34 AM »
Re: waking up to this makes my morning complete




Lets see what knooger has to say


yes, we need his opinion


At that weight her anal hygiene can't be very good. I'd keep diaper wipes by the bed so I could clean her up a little before I ate her ass hole out.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3279 on: April 30, 2015, 03:05:59 PM »
Re: Uncle Juniors Confession re groink

Uncanny resemblance






bigmc looking like he's never lifted a weight in hi life :-\


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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3280 on: May 01, 2015, 03:42:42 AM »
Re: Restaurant Incident-Muslim Family Complains At Me For Fingering a Girl


Was out in Hakkasan Mayfair, enjoyed an epic high protein meal with lots of alcohol, decided to move on to the bar, this faces a dining table which was occupied by some Arabs, looked like they're on here on their usual early summer break....anyway, it's 11pm, it's a Bar in London...IMO not an appropriate place for muslims...I started being a typical getbigger and a manager came to me and asked me nicely to get my fingers out of this girls vagina....WTF? whats the world coming to? I mean I don't mind muslims...I don't go to Mosques to finger girls...but now they come to my comfort zone...bars and clubs and try and dictate where my finger should and should not go.

BTW the girl was Swedish, brunette, slim tall 5ft10 trying her luck at modelling in London, and all she did all night is complain about how effeminate Swedish men are...I was attentively listening and showing her how real men act in classy restaurants.






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« Reply #3282 on: May 01, 2015, 10:50:10 PM »


Are you suggesting NavyMike is my slave? How funny! Has Tbombz become a voyeur? You really have a talent for using photoshop.  ;D

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« Reply #3283 on: May 02, 2015, 01:25:36 AM »
Are you suggesting NavyMike is my slave? How funny! Has Tbombz become a voyeur? You really have a talent for using photoshop.  ;D

that photoshop was made by ironmeister.  :)

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« Reply #3284 on: May 02, 2015, 12:35:11 PM »
that photoshop was made by ironmeister.  :)

Then my response is to him.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3285 on: May 02, 2015, 12:37:13 PM »
fucking americanos...  >:(



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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3286 on: May 03, 2015, 08:46:36 AM »

I know this sounds a bit fucking nuts but Potato really reminds of me Putin in that pic.

Like totally presidential and shit  :D




Nah, more like Mussolini.

Don't let La Patata get her paws on radical intellectual literature, or she'll become a vain egocentric with hysterical tendencies.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3287 on: May 03, 2015, 11:24:42 AM »
If I could meet Arnold in the gym I'd be so happy. In all honesty I probably wouldn't even know what to say.


I'd probably panic, subconsciously be thinking of Getbig and ask to see his cock.

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« Reply #3288 on: May 03, 2015, 12:18:26 PM »


LOL funniest GB poster in my opinion

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« Reply #3289 on: May 04, 2015, 02:06:10 PM »
Re: Groink

It was bullshit. All made up. This is a drug addict who is not right in the head.

Think of all the self serving posts Groink has made over the years. Remember that recent one where some Seka lookalike approach him when he was with his gf. It was under the pretense of him asking advice/opinions about the woman and her motives.

The real reason was to brag about a strange woman approaching him and saying, "You're a beautiful man." All these stories are self-serving, bragging posts and seeking validation on a board that he derives so much of his feelings of self worth -- all while insisting he "doesn't give a fuck" about what people think here.

Groink is, and always will be, just a child. He's a one dimensional oaf whose entire feelings of self worth is centered around his looks. He's getting old and more desperate now. That's why he's turned it up and brags about being in the best shape of his life and posts pics at every opportunity. He's become this board's male DLB. What's pathetic is that he's fifty years old. A fifty year old MAN and still in front of the bathroom mirror taking selfies and posting it on this board. I'm sure he struts around in his tank top in front of his daughter's friends and fishing for comments from his daughter later that evening. Being the FILF would really make his day.

Groink will be back. He knows things blow over with time. He needs this board. He can't do what he does here in real life. At least not to the extent he does here. He does goes through  his day to day life constantly looking at himself and sizing up other men. Always convincing himself that he's better looking and has bigger muscles. Meanwhile he couldn't tell you what century the War Between the States took place, who his congressman is, of what the three branches of government are. Hell, I'm sure he even uses his fingers to count and needs a calculator if he has to "carry the one".

He's really the typical bodybuilding meat head who women, like his current one, grows weary of. Sure woman are attracted to big strong men but when they find out they are smarter, more informed, less vain, and more ambitious to this dullard the "magic" quickly wanes. Especially when they realize he routinely wets his bed.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3290 on: May 04, 2015, 02:38:13 PM »
Re: Question for Melvin Goodrum


Melvin Goodrum himself let everyone know last week that he only had $150 in the bank.

He's posted pics of his trailer & it's interior, it was not worth $500,000 & he lives in the poor rural south & not on a shoreline.

His supplement biz is just a site, that's about it. He can add 10 million products, all which are fulfilled by someone else & available elsewhere at much lower prices.

You sound like an intelligent successful guy not unlike Melvin. You should both team up & become the next PJ & Aaron of the supplement world. You may one day end up on the cover of MDm Flex or Jugs magazines.



Him and that one-eyed troglodyte Halloween freak lived in a trailer whilst said freak were hairdressing to keep them going whilst Goodrum, chronically unemployed and unemployable, chased last places in local Bumfuck 'shows'. Then he got dumped by just about the ugliest thing in existence and now live in rental accomodation aimed at prostitues on a gig or heroin users on their last hit before floating away to the casket. He even talks about his 'office' (coffee tray he fished from a dumpster) and seems to be quite proud of his flatscreen TV. Something me and you and anyone born after 2001 takes for granted like electricity, moves him to start a thread in pride.

But hey, he's 'faking it until he makes it' so play along and marvel at his achievements'  :-\

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3291 on: May 04, 2015, 04:16:52 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3292 on: May 05, 2015, 03:04:44 AM »
Re: is this post of the year?

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in my 7 trips to jail I never cried once in my mugshot....."

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« Reply #3293 on: May 05, 2015, 02:11:38 PM »
You're right I did take that POISON prescribed by a white doctor, made by white scientists in a white castle...Then I came to my senses and learned to solve my problems myself vs. turning to a pill. There was no chemical imbalance, it was a  Wiggs imbalance. That shit is poison and should be illegal. 


at least you realize that. How's the ayahuasca project going on with you?


It's not a priority but if I ever happen to come across DMT or have excess money, I'm off to Peru. I'd never do the ceremony unless under the guidance of a Shaman.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3294 on: May 07, 2015, 12:55:09 AM »
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Walking through LAX last week, a million people all looking at their screens...I let a guy walk right into me and he dropped his phone on the floor. I didn't say excuse me or sorry...


I only do this with C and D cups

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3295 on: May 07, 2015, 06:37:26 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3296 on: May 08, 2015, 01:34:29 AM »
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I think the stove is 240 v forgot to shut power before i touched wire felt massive electricty  go through my forearm pretty awesome actually

It was one of them wires that connect to the capacitor switch


I use this every time I try to wire/rewire something, a handy and cheap little thing, I'm sure you have one too




yes non contact detectors, I was drowsy had a few brews in me, God either loves me or I'm becoming one with electricity

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« Reply #3297 on: May 08, 2015, 01:36:55 AM »
Re: Vince Goodrum's new company.

The question that arises, Melvin Goodrum, is why aren't you still working at Lockheed Martin, Ikon, Altel, etc & moving up the ladder into bigger & better positions?

You've said your goal is to move to the big city to work at a call center & make $35k, & that's certainly a step down from moving up the infrastructure at these prestigious companies.

You are a walking santorum of contradictions Melvin Goodrum. If you weren't so damn lazy, I'd say you had ADHD.....not to be confused with you HDTV or fake PHD.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
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