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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2014, 10:08:03 PM »
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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2014, 11:32:51 PM »
shit happens.  I'm glad getbig could get to the bottom of it.

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2014, 11:34:22 PM »
All the best with your cock bro.
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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2014, 12:23:12 AM »
Best thread on G&O for a very long time.

How is the little penoris doing Army?
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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2014, 02:06:33 AM »
Best thread on G&O for a very long time.

How is the little penoris doing Army?

Sore! Just bathed it in the sink and washed it with some antiseptic cream, tried putting a plaster on it but every time I get a boner it just comes off and hurts again!

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2014, 04:37:03 AM »
Sore! Just bathed it in the sink and washed it with some antiseptic cream, tried putting a plaster on it but every time I get a boner it just comes off and hurts again!

That sucks brah.

Take care of your little buddy.

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2014, 05:16:57 AM »
best first 5 posts in a thread ever
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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2014, 05:19:17 AM »
i used to fuck alot of dirty milfs and they had these weird locks or devices inside there pussies to keep them from getting preggers they had to be total sluts
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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2014, 06:35:36 AM »
Also, you might want to read up on this a little: Vagina dentata.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Medical

In rare instances, teeth may be found in a vagina. Dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layers of embyonic skin cells. These cells are able to mature into teeth bones or hair, and these cysts are able to form anywhere the skin is or where the skin folds inwards to become another organ, such as in the ear or the vagina.
Dermonid cysts occur most commonly in the ovary. If it ruptures there, the teeth may migrate through the vagina.[1]

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2014, 07:03:28 AM »
What.

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Fuck.

 Do you send her to the dentist or the gynecologist to get that cleared up?

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2014, 10:01:11 AM »
IUD strings can cause this -

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The strings soften and you shouldn't be able to feel them. Sometimes gynecologists cut the strings too short causing them to not curl around the cervix but to be pointy. In that case it could poke. But so long as it's properly inserted you shouldn't feel anything. Some women "reject" them though...meaning that the IUD falls out of the uterus and I guess your weewee could hit that. But the IUD shifting really only happens in the first three months after insertion, after that you're good to go.

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2014, 10:24:36 AM »
Tampon.  You're not her first, cowboy

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2014, 10:50:26 AM »
You did take a pic of the pussy chunk, right? I want to see it.

I have to assume what you fucked used to be a man. His cock was sliced off and a fake vagina was created. The grafting didn't go well and perhaps turned gangrenous and that's why it was falling apart. Hope this helps clear it up a little.

My exact thought.

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2014, 10:59:58 AM »


Dude, that video was sick, I watched some of it. Was too much. The killers are known as the Dnepropetrosk maniacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2014, 12:00:01 PM »
She was on the rag, you were to fucked up to realize it! Hope this helps!

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2014, 12:11:49 PM »
She was on the rag, you were to fucked up to realize it! Hope this helps!

And that chunk you thought was a hunk of pussy was simply a giant clot that come out with the menstrual blood.

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2014, 12:17:33 PM »
How much LSD did you take?

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2014, 12:18:30 PM »
A tampon wouldn't scratch the shit out of his penis.

Regardless you should go get tested by a doctor for every disease known to man.  

When chunks of vagina start falling off you know something's off.  :-\

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2014, 12:20:12 PM »


Dude, that video was sick, I watched some of it. Was too much. The killers are known as the Dnepropetrosk maniacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
I`m fucking speechless.  ???

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2014, 12:21:12 PM »
When chunks of vagina start falling off you know something's off.  :-\

I doubt it's very serious, probably just gangrene or leprosy.

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2014, 12:34:56 PM »
She could have a tilted womb, my mrs has that since the birth of or last child. Sex can be painful for her and i remember once in doggy position my helm was banging against something inside that felt a bit jagged. It felt nice in the moment but after my helmet was obviously irritated, not bleeding or cut but sore.
So I'm going with tilted womb from your diagram and experiencing myself pain to the cock

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2014, 12:37:01 PM »
A little Neosporin and some duct tape and presto.....Penis Of Peace,once again.  ;)

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2014, 12:37:22 PM »
Knooger seems to be on the ball in this thread, a man of the world and Internet

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #73 on: January 23, 2014, 12:38:51 PM »
I`m fucking speechless.  ???


Don't EVER be tempted to watch this video, srs.

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Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
« Reply #74 on: January 23, 2014, 12:56:52 PM »
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