Dear readers,
The corpulent consumer of pastries, pies, and poptarts, widely known by his nom de guerre 'bigmc' has recently posted something so egregious, so beyond the pale, that he leaves me with no other option but to temporarily abnegate my gentlemanly comportment and insist upon the arrangement of a physical altercation in a controlled environment. Here is what he said:
'its also worth noting that anyone under 200lbs
is a twink and unable to fight properly
with a couple of notable exceptions
small weak people should stfu and bow down to genetically superior super males'
Weighing in at a respectable 165lbs, I am the perfect combination of grace, athleticism, and devastating power, and therefore take great exception to his crass and misguided comments. I offer 'bigmc' one opportunity to retract his statement and issue an apology, or agree to a throwing of hands under Marquess of Queensberry rules. It is my intention to beat 'bigmc' about his head and body in order to force his capitulation or effect his demise, and I am willing to fly to any part of the United Kingdom of England in order to facilitate this. I understand that an event such as this will require a sufficient period of preparation to hone ones skills, so I would like to propose a date of early August, if this suits? I eagerly await your response, sir.
