I am similar to robcguns with the exception of being not baldy and far more handsome.
Don't do any housework, don't do affection other than sex, don't go to family get togethers (the odd time I have I find myself despising everyone in the room and vowing never to do it again), I work and she takes care of kids,me and the house, we are happy how it is the only thing she sometimes nags about is the zero affection thing but I'm not doing that shit and she accepts that.