You are 5 foot 8 and 180lbs of soft chubbiness in real life
Brian, shut the fuck up and get back on your meds. Your height starts with a "5" and you were a 130 lb runner before you jumped on steroids in your teens. You're a petite little man with a mental illness. All of this "I could have been an Olympic wrestler ... I could ragdoll Tyson" crap. It's nothing more than the ramblings of a loner who's suffered a lifetime of rejection. Even if you could have made the team, your superiors sent someone else instead of you because you're toxic and everyone hates you. And your MMA record speaks for itself. You got beaten and humiliated by retired forklift drivers who had less than five fights. You speak in code because who like to fantasize that you're smarter than everyone and they can't see through your bullshit.
"No criminal record" doesn't mean that you've been arrested and charged multiple times and the majority of them are now spent. For you it means " I never did time in actual prison therefore I'm an upstanding citizen with no convictions, despite boasting about it online previously."
"I've never hit a woman" means "I only threw her around the house, knee-speared her and practiced my wrestling moves on her when she annoyed me."
"I could beat Khabib and Tyson" means "if I could get an elderly Tyson to compete against me in a wrestling-only sanctioned bout, or force Khabib to face me two seconds after he's stepped of the scale and is dehydrated, I could pin them." Both claims are laughable.
"I'm only on doctor-prescribed TRT and there's no agreed definition so dosages are irrelevant" means "I'm a stupid, pig-ignorant drug addict compensating for all my shortcomings with copious amounts of drugs, but I refuse to not have my musculature attributed to anything other than my genius and elite, god-given genetics. And supraphysiological dosages of multiple compounds are just as medically necessary as a dose required to bring a man back up to normal tesosterone range."
You need medical help, Brian. You have a personality disorder and there's decades of evidence. Your upcoming marriage is going to end spectacularly and you're going to lose the rest of your dad's money because you're too fucking blinded by narcissism to see that you drain the goodwill from everyone around you with your know-it-all attitude, child-like temper and flat out lies. Get fucked.
